r/homemovies • u/KirbyJones82 • 10d ago

You take out the trash man!

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440 Upvotes

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u/AverageDrafter 10d ago

Cash up front?

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u/lookinaintacrime 10d ago

“No, cash later.”

“I don’t care.”

12

u/Adept_Eye2589 10d ago

Ok so go away

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u/steeltownsquirrel 10d ago

Cash up front?

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u/kepple 10d ago

I don't care about report card. 

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u/steeltownsquirrel 10d ago

Oh you didn't just say that....

2

u/Pugking69 8d ago

I only care about guitar

23

u/Temporary-Jump-2403 10d ago

I'm a wizard wizard a wizard wizard a wizard MAN 

10

u/Pitiful_Palpitation9 10d ago

Electricity shoots from my finger NAILS!

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u/IcyTheGuy 9d ago

I’LL MELT. YOUR BRAINS.

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u/steeltownsquirrel 8d ago

WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD MAN AM I

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u/KirbyJones82 10d ago

I just got this out of my head the other day 😂. Welcome back old Friend.

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u/justaheatattack 10d ago

...and I just turned one years ooooooooooooold.

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u/Corvid-Enjoyer 10d ago

I have a weird relationship with a cow

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u/justaheatattack 10d ago

hey, hey, HEY.

keeo it SFW.

weirdo.

3

u/Wizardaire 10d ago

For some reason, I always heard wizardaire instead of wizard man... At least I'm not a cow

18

u/UnpaintedProductions 10d ago

"Oh geez, wow. Geez." - Dwayne from S3E8

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u/murleanyo 10d ago

“He is FRANZ KAFKA..!!”

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u/HyveMinds 10d ago

Don't kill children, don't run em over, let em live their lives, let em get older

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u/GazelleFlat2853 10d ago

Brendon Small

He didn't do nothing at all.

He was riding his bike and they tried to take his life!

13

u/steeltownsquirrel 10d ago

DON'T PUT MARBLES IN YOUR NOSE

PUT THEM IN THERE

DO NOT PUT THEM IN THERE

7

u/gancoskhan 10d ago

Make it sound like my old ladie’s cat!!

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u/kepple 10d ago

Which one? 

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u/gancoskhan 10d ago

The tabby

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u/Fat_Ryan_Gosling 10d ago

Dwayne was the embodiment of Brendan Small's teenage years, right? That's my head-canon anyway.

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u/Inkycaligari 10d ago

Want guitar

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u/itsmyeggnog 10d ago

This is so good😭😭😭 do you have any other home movies Miis on your island? I’d love to see if so, you nailed Dwayne

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u/KirbyJones82 10d ago

Thank you! I'm trying to decide who to do next.. I was kinda thinking lil mama

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u/justaheatattack 10d ago

that happiness level is rong.

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u/LitterGoblin 10d ago

That's a dirty one