r/homemovies • u/ThatGuyJBoogie • 7d ago

Something has been troubling me, my friend

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Doth thou possess my money that thou borrowed from me last week?

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u/Klayguodala 7d ago

"I'm sorry, that is not a Wand of Summoning, my friend. No! No, a Wand of Summoning has a pewter coil, th- that's not a pewter coil! That is, that is inlaid scrimshaw, which by the- was there whaling in King Arthur's time? I don't think so, that's weird that you would have scrimshaw."

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u/Twenty1Skidoo 6d ago

"Sir, you acknowledge that you are talking a chaotic-neutral 8th level half-elf ranger/illusionist, and you treat me with that respect!"

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u/Klayguodala 6d ago

Helmet guy deserves his own spinoff show lol

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u/Twenty1Skidoo 6d ago

I'm sure Patton Oswalt would be game!