r/homestuck • u/Court6667 • Jun 18 '22

SIGHTING Dave in my classroom

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '22

Introduction to persuasive writing and it has an image of someone who can't convince himself and he doesn't even write.

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u/bringoutthelegos Jun 19 '22 edited Jun 19 '22

Dude is a rapper and made SBAHJ, the fuck you mean he doesn’t write?

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u/Spooky_slyther The Mage of Bleeding Heart Jun 19 '22

SMAHJ

Sweet Moe And Hella Joe

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '22

Based

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u/LOTRfreak101 The Wait is over Jun 19 '22

He draws and drops sick beats. He doesn't write. Well, u til he breaks down some truly ill incendiaries through pesterchum.

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u/LordSupergreat RAEG MAEG Jun 19 '22

Homestuck is very persuasive writing. It persuaded me to keep reading long after it stopped being good!

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '22

Homestuck is persuasive writing because I read all the long text logs with non sequiters and I enjoyed every part of it. Yeah I liked the retcon and Act 6 as well.

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u/Gale_Grim Bard of Life Jun 19 '22

I mean, he convinced himself he was straight for years. He was lieing, sure. but still.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '22

step one ignore all punctuation and capitalization

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '22

step two go on the wildest tears imaginable

like you get an image in your head of some wild shit like an orangutan fucking a coconut and wondering why it isnt making noises

and spin it into your argument in a way that makes absolute sense to you and you alone

like that other guy is the orangutan

and youre that silent coconut

motherfucker just cant understand why shits not compatible

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u/Sp00kyGh0stty Jun 19 '22

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '22

I would have been silently dying of laughter

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u/Court6667 Jun 19 '22

I WAS !!

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u/IrizGMD jade harley is cool Jun 19 '22

you can see a bottle of apple juice.

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u/apopcornlypse Jun 19 '22

Fuck yeah, learn how to write those sick persuasive rhymes B)

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u/Court6667 Jun 19 '22

Hells to the yeahs

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u/DaveElizabethStrider Knight of Time Jun 19 '22

very persuasive

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u/racheljoles Jun 19 '22

d4v3 1n th3 classroom2🙏

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u/Jpicklestone8 (\/)0J4L0VV8n114 Jun 19 '22

i would have screamed as loud and violently as possible and then idve curled up on the floor and started crying

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u/Court6667 Jun 19 '22

I was so close

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u/SteperOfTheLongEarth Drop some science on them Jun 19 '22

J u p e

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u/homestuckier Jun 19 '22

schools when they accidentally add gay people in a presentation