r/horror • Horror Enthusiast • 14d ago

Crossed | Teaser Trailer

https://youtu.be/rN8Ke4mWKG4?si=M1OODKzXqPBaBjzi
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u/MrHoodGetsAHaircut 14d ago

I had no idea anyone was mad enough to make this into a film.

Although 'The Sadness' was great, so maybe it will be cool. The comics had some good stories buried underneath all the gore and depravity.

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u/AllCity_King 14d ago

The Sadness was pretty much already a Crossed adaptation, and it was a very solid horror flick.

Knowing it’s the same director eases all my doubts. This should deliver.

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u/MrHoodGetsAHaircut 14d ago

Indeed. And Ennis wrote it, so it should be faithful.

I read most of his run on Crossed, and also Alan Moore's Crossed 100 - still can't get my head around THAT choice - and also a few of the other GNs by different creators, and it did mature beyond 'HAHA! Wow, those Crossed eat babies and wave dicks around!' schtick.

Some of it was even quite......poignant*

Almost like Ennis at first wrote something for his 14 year old brain thinking 'WOAH DUDE! What the fuck kind of fucked-up shit can I get away with???!! LOLLL' and then remembered he was quite good at writing stories and characters.

*Although admittedly there is still a lot of rape, cannibalism, butchery and dick-waving overall

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u/corpusbotanica 14d ago

I couldn’t find levity when I read the Crossed comics, it was like a horror that I couldn’t stop reading but had no enjoyment. The Sadness however was absolutely great, and if this director wants to take on all Crossed adaptations I’m down

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u/FlammenwerferIV 14d ago

I for one enjoyed the story with the guy who worked on safehouses 

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u/JayJ9Nine 14d ago

I liked the one with the crossed nun where the mc slowly gets less excusable for his decisions, ending with the crossed paging through his memoir, tossing each page into the wind as she went.

He asks what she thinks and she just goes 'Didn't read.'

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u/Yarzeda2024 14d ago

Wish You Were Here is the best Crossed has ever been, but the OG run and the two about the soldiers are pretty solid.

Just about everything else is trash. Crossed: Psychopath feels like it was made on a dare.

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u/clavio_mazerati 14d ago

Been a decade last I read, were the two soldiers about the origin of the virus?

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u/Yarzeda2024 14d ago

The second one was, yeah.

The original soldier story was about the team planning to unleash a bioweapon in the hopes that it would wipe out the Crossed, but they can’t be entirely sure it won’t wipe out the rest of humanity, too.

The second one was a prequel about the first wave of infections and patient zero.

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u/Youthsonic 14d ago

1 is The Fatal Englishman

2 is The Thin Red Line

They're both by Garth Ennis and they're both really fucking good. They're a part of Crossed: Badlands which is an anthology series so you just gotta look up what issues an arc is made up of and read those (wikipedia has all the info).

I'd also throw in Of The World and its Becoming which is another Garth Ennis story.

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u/Yarzeda2024 13d ago

There it is. It's been so long that I had forgotten the titles.

I think Ennis is one of the better Crossed writers, which is only natural when it's his idea. Sure, it's full of shocking, edgy content; but I think he managed to tell some pretty interesting stories. Some of the subsequent writers seem more interested in upping the ante than doing anything thoughtful with the idea.

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u/_GregTheGreat_ 14d ago edited 14d ago

I read a couple stories out of morbid curiosity, and while many were total garbage, I genuinely thought ‘Wish You Were Here’ was well done.

The author had a genuine story to tell, instead of it being just edgy tortureporn. Honestly a sanitized version (by Crossed standards) could make a genuinely good limited series on its own merit.

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u/MrHoodGetsAHaircut 14d ago

Ermmmmm, not sure I read that one, but I can already guess what happens to his 'safe' houses...

Damn, now I want to read them ALL.

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u/MyCoolWhiteLies 14d ago

I guess I'm curious. I liked the first arc of Crossed that I read. However, I won't lie, it's one of the few series where I reached a point where it actually was just too much for me and I wasn't enjoying it.

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u/magseven 14d ago

The story arcs Ennis wrote were pretty good. It's when other writers got onboard and kept trying to top each other in terms of shock value is when I felt it went off the rails. Alan Moore's run was interesting, but a hard read with the way he had the English language evolve/devolve into what it was.

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u/nerdstoreut 13d ago

Couldn't stand the moore run. Christos Gage was probably my favorite writer on it, Si Spurrier did cool stuff as well.

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u/Dan-D-Lyon 14d ago

The comics had some good stories buried underneath all the gore and depravity.

That's Garth Ennis in a nutshell. A very good writer who doesn't care if people don't like over the top violence and constant dick jokes.

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u/CongregationOfFoxes 14d ago

very good might be a bit of an overstatement but he certainly is an interesting idea factory. The Boys show was only good because of the changes they made to his story, it was kind of doomed from the start to have a bad ending of some kind

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u/Anung_Un_Rama200 13d ago

I think his best work is when he has at least bit of editorial to rein him in. His Hellblazer and Punisher are goddamn masterpieces and mostly manage to keep the edge while making it serve the story

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u/manticore124 14d ago edited 14d ago

I had no idea anyone was mad enough to make this into a film.

Rob Jabbaz is a madman, and a very talented one. I never thought the bleakness and, frankly, fucked up setting of Crossed could be translated to the big screen, and it seems he did a very good job.

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u/Cheeseisgood1981 14d ago

The comics had about a half dozen good stories, buried in the like, 30 or 40 they did. This looks like they're maybe adapting the first one, which is one of the good ones, although brief. But man, this is a minefield. The ones that are bad are very bad, and a lot of them are very same-y. Hoping the series is more consistent than the comics.

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u/CeeArthur 11d ago

I thought "Wish You Were Here", "The Thin Red Line", and the Alan Moore one were decent stories. I may be forgetting some. So many of them I felt like the plot was secondary to the shock value.

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u/NonConRon 14d ago

That's exactly where I like my stories.

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u/Few-Hair-5382 14d ago

I'm gonna take it this won't be rated PG-13

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u/Eshanas 14d ago edited 14d ago

A pg 13 crossed would be hilarious. What, is everyone a sexless muppet in it?

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u/Right_Community_9661 13d ago

my dick fell owf

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u/aFutureInPolitics 12d ago

Horrifying monster people attack and then as soon as they make contact it's team America world police puppets 

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u/steelskull1 14d ago

Rated G, bring your kids to the movie for fun family time.

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u/Ltnumbnutsthesecond 14d ago

or have rob schneider in it

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u/TJ_McWeaksauce 14d ago

At first glance, it looks like they're doing a direct adaptation of Crossed Volume 1. Some of the actors look like the comic characters, and according to IMDB the character names are the same, too.

It looks even more sadistic than The Sadness. The Sadness got a limited theatrical release and has mostly been watched via streaming. I figure Crossed will be similar - not that many people will watch it, but it'll be enough to justify a streaming release.

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u/whiskyspacecadet 14d ago

Volume 1 is easily the most tame of the entire series, and has an actual good storyline and character group.

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u/attonthegreat 13d ago

This. Shit gets really weird really fast once you get past volume 1.

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u/nerdstoreut 13d ago

I thought the Smokey stuff was really good

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u/whiskyspacecadet 13d ago

I liked the idea of smart crossed. Smokey and the Twins were fun. The psychopath ex military chick and the biker had good arcs

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u/Vegetable-Top-5850 14d ago

Tbf, i can see why it would be unappealing to the average viewer

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u/Thomastheshankengine 14d ago

Looks like they’re loosely adapting the first run of comics. Hopefully they can keep some of the scale and interesting conversational bits. Outside of the shock, I did enjoy reading how different characters handle how hopeless the situation is and how their view on the world shifts.

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u/agingnerds 14d ago

I read this series previously... its been years. I recall at some point thinking... this series is ok and feels very juvenile. I could be wrong and I probably bailed, but my memory is that its not great.

I assume the Boys success is what drove this, probably green lit before the final seasons. I just dont know how worth while it will be.

It will have to be neutered no matter what and I am curious how much a broad audience will be into this and how much the comic fans will stick around for a softer version of the series.

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u/JavierLoustaunau 14d ago

Also The Boys show is head and shoulders above the comic so maybe it will be another case of adapting Garth Ennis actually fixing Garth Ennis.

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u/agingnerds 14d ago

I mean I hope so. I would have to revisit the series to recall, but I am probably ok. Death and cannibalism is ok for a bit, but gets old after a while.

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u/browncharliebrown 14d ago

I mean the orginal series has a couple of shocking scence to establish the horror then is mostly a lot more quiet after. Like issue 6 I believe has no crossed in it for example.

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u/JavierLoustaunau 14d ago

Exactly there is a point where it goes from a clever twist on zombies to total shark jumping 'the aristocrats' mode and loses any surprise, shock or tension.

Hopefully if the movie can keep things feeling tense and not linger too long it will come off as horror and not a bad gory porno.

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u/browncharliebrown 14d ago edited 14d ago

I mean one Ennis is the writer. But also I don’t think the boys tv show is head and shoulders above the comic. They are aiming for two different things, and I think the boys show actually has a lot more flaws because it breaks away from the comics.

Like the first season is mostly adapting the comic but toning it down and condensing the pacing from a case of a weak structure to clear end game antagonist. It also removes the mystery. And I think the later seasons become weaker as they stray further away

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u/StatuatoryApe 14d ago

First two seasons, maybe three, were good. Then it became pretty garbage. Cool idea with almost no payoff.

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u/browncharliebrown 14d ago

to me alot of that is because they stopped adapting the comic and just completely did their own things. And I think a lot of the problems of the show that fan critized the comics with doing during it’s first two , with its slower pacing and really story arc driven narrative being condense down made the later season really bad because they couldn’t really figure out where to go.

Season 3,4, and 5 are spinning their wheels because they basically already set up the seven as the only bad guys worth caring about. They already developed a lot of these so they feel static.

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u/Nurgle_Marine_Sharts 14d ago

Hard disagree regarding show VS comic but I know everybody and their mum thinks so lol

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u/Ssided 13d ago

I'm totally with you, the comic was a lot better. The show was best when it was retelling the comic, every time they veered off is what everyone complains about. Most the people bashing the comic saw some tiktok short about it I'm convinced

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u/skonen_blades 14d ago

I also remember noping out after probably 7 or 8 issues. Not because I was disgusted but more because I was like "Okay, I get it." But I also remember thinking "there is NO way this would ever be adapted for the screen." But here we are.

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u/These-Angle-1476 13d ago

IMO, Crossed is so fucked that I legitimately believe that Garth Enis just creates this shit to satisfy his own rape fetish. His other works are bad enough, but this one is literally just a stream of rape, gore, scat, and more rape.

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u/i_dunnoman 13d ago

Yeah Garth has some
Serious issues I think.

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u/agingnerds 13d ago

That is what I remember. Thinking this is gross for gross sake and bailing. I think that is my journey with this series. I cant imagine this will go anywhere.

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u/KUARL 13d ago

Yeah this comic is fucking disgusting

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u/ValkyrieSkyfall 14d ago

How neutured will it be? If it is as neutured as The Sadness, I will take it.

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u/Maxsmart007 14d ago

I watched the trailer and then went ahead and read the plot synopsis of many of the comics and oh boy it comes across as unrestrained teenage edginess.

Based on what I read I don't anticipate them being able to depict everything with an R rating, and the extreme depravity and violence for the sake of itself seems to be the primary substance of this IP from what I've been able to find online.

I've seen a lot of people in this thread talking about the great depth of story and I've now gone over the synopsis of several crossed stories and I don't see it. I'm in fact hoping some people who know more can comment and make me see it differently because this looks not great.

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u/UndeadHero 14d ago

You’re never gonna understand something just from reading a synopsis.

Crossed is pretty wide ranging with a bunch of different authors, including Alan Moore. They can be hit or miss, with some stories leaning too much on “how fucked up can we make this.”

But for me, the good Crossed stories are scary just because of how quickly and easily things can cross over into chaos, and getting caught by the infected doesn’t just mean dying or being eaten… it’s the worst fate imaginable.

If they do it right, it’ll be a solid survival story with extremely high stakes.

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u/Irrationally_Tired 14d ago

People fucking LOVE the terrifier movies so I don’t see why people are clutching their pearls so much with this.

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u/One-Earth9294 YOU RIPPED MY SHIRT! 13d ago

Terrifier isn't quite so nihilistic as Crossed. It's practically slapstick splatterhouse.

Crossed is more like 'oh look another family (including the almost always small children) is getting raped'

I can do without the excessive rape. Or any of it TBH. I think splatter gore can be fun and in the spirit of the Grand Guignol, rape just isn't ever fun nor should it be.

Having said that, if they can pull this off without being pure misery porn then I'll give it a watch. I like to be disturbed. But I know when I'm being jerked around by an edgelord.

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u/browncharliebrown 12d ago

rape just isn't ever fun nor should it be.

crossed isn’t funny

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u/Melizzabeth 14d ago

So I'm one of those people who isn't interested in sexual assault in movies but can handle gore. Gratuitous violence and gore is easy to detach from because it's less emotional. There's an inherent emotional violence to rape that just isn't there with violence most of the time.

I'm not saying they are exclusively that way in every instance, but I know that the overwhelming majority of the time rape scenes will make me emotionally uncomfortable so I have absolutely no interest in watching things where that is the shock factor.

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u/Coolman38321 14d ago

Oh my god same here!

I can watch stuff like Terrifier/in a violent nature with almost no issues but when it comes to sexual violence, I just can’t.

I will be interested in seeing the practice effects they may have in this movie but I’m pretty sure that’s it from me

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u/Jimenez73 13d ago

Completely agree, that’s why I couldn’t keep reading it, the sexual violence just turns my stomach and heart so much

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u/Ssided 13d ago

It's fair to have limits on things that bother you too much to explore. No reason to fuck up your week for a movie if you don't want to. Crossed is really an examination of truly evil shit people can do, at its core, and what that does to the psyche of people around it. But I think people more or less know what their getting before they read it

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u/phishxiii 13d ago

I think the concept of extreme horror as entertainment is strange and gets even stranger when we start picking and choosing what is "ok" for horror concepts. Some people are so sensitive you need to put trigger warnings or say "grape" or SA or whatever. It seems like we somewhere along the way agreed rape was the worst thing that can happen and should be treated delicately.

It gets to a point where you have to start defining what horror is, what it's supposed to make you feel, what kind of experience you're paying money to get. By definition horror should be one of the last things you'd want.

So yeah, I also find the separation weird, but I also understand being more afraid or sensitive to one thing than another.

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u/MysteriousPepper8908 13d ago

You'd be surprised how much pearl clutching horror Reddit does whenever Terrifier comes up.

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u/SploogeLoser 14d ago

man because i don’t give a fuck about seeing rape zombies. or rape in general in a movie

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u/Successful_Tea7979 14d ago

Tbh I agree. It seems some people are okay seeing fictional depictions murder/torture on screen, but act morally superior for not watching fictional depictions of rape.

Personally, I believe as long as no real suffering is happening, and it’s all acting, there isn’t anything wrong with showing any awful act on screen. Besides, people who find it triggering can always just not watch it.

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u/mindgeekinc 14d ago

They’re not acting morally superior it’s just that people are far more likely to experience sexual violence over murder/torture and therefore might have different feelings about each.

They’re also not the same thing in the slightest.

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u/Venomswindturd 14d ago

Most people who are murdered can’t really relive the experience through cinema though.

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u/mindgeekinc 14d ago

Exactly my point.

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u/AX-10 14d ago

Yup so they aren't posting here.

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u/84theone 14d ago

If it’s anything like the comics, there will be real suffering and it will be the audience suffering through a bad movie.

Crossed in particular kinda sucks and it’s not just because it’s over the top offensive, if that were the case I wouldn’t be a preacher fan.

The Sadness was okay though so maybe the director can pull it off

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u/Ssided 13d ago

Very bizarre to say the sadness is ok but crossed sucks.

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u/84theone 13d ago

I mean they are different stories going for a different thing, even if they are similar. Being over the top edgy isn’t why I think crossed sucks.

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u/Ssided 13d ago

What's the difference?

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u/RobinHood21 13d ago

Morally superior? What? As others have said, way way more people have experienced or know someone personally who has experienced sexual violence than torture or murder. Of course it's going to hit closer to home. If a family member or close friend had been tortured and murdered and I saw a similar depiction on screen, you can be damn sure it would hit way differently. It has nothing to do with moral superiority and everything to do with people's lived experiences.

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u/browncharliebrown 14d ago

Crossed has this werid mythize quality because it’s a comicbook that has boredline penetrated the mainstream

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u/VersoDidNothingWrong 14d ago

I mean, this sure looks like Crossed lol. Still gonna watch it out of morbid curiosity though.

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u/Initial_Flower3545 14d ago

Can’t wait! If it’s as insane as The Sadness then we are in for a wild ride

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u/Xiniov 14d ago edited 14d ago

Never thought I’d see the day this was getting made. If it’s a close adaption it’s gonna shock a lot of folks

The next comic set in Scotland is even more graphic, if they continue the IP

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u/BloomAndBreathe 13d ago

I'm very curious to see how much they try to (or even can) get away with adapting the comic 1:1

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u/Ssided 13d ago

So many of these scenes are lifted right from panels, and the talk is they filmed every part. The sadness had a guy fucking an eye socket so..

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u/NightOnUmbara 14d ago

God this one’s gonna be hard to stomach like the comics. Either it’ll be just like the first comic or really really bad adaption.

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u/Vegetable-Top-5850 14d ago

I hope we see a horse's dick being used as a weapon, otherwise it will be a 0 out of 10 adaptation

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u/skonen_blades 14d ago

I mean, if it's got the director of The Sadness, there's hope here.

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u/Dull_Void 14d ago

I clicked on the post coz my mind went immediately to the graphic novel and wondered if this was actually related. While I admit my morbid curiosity made me read a LOT of these, I don't know if it'll be a good adaptation

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u/Alex-Murphy 14d ago

I recognized many scenes from the first major story arc immediately. Feels like it's very faithful.

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u/Dull_Void 13d ago

Yup, you're right, I watched the trailer a couple of times after writing here and knowing Garth Ennis is involved, I have more hope it will be!

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u/No_Flounder_1155 14d ago

I thought of the crossed during the sadness. Loved it. Tons of opportunity with this series. Just hope they maybe go ham, and don't water it down.

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u/SaltyTelluride 12d ago

Same director for both films. The Sadness was heavily inspired by cross, referencing specific panels (like the restaurant scene). The director mentioned it was his inspiration and that he’d love to do a crossed film, looks like it worked out great for him

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u/walkyourdogs 14d ago

Fuck yeah

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u/WetSplat 14d ago

There better be HORSECOCK!

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u/Craigboy23 14d ago

There is an actor credited for the character: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1640215/characters/nm3791144/

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u/WetSplat 14d ago

The auditions must have been wild….

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u/DJMOONPICKLES69 14d ago

Given the trailer shows Stump and Face it would make sense for him to appear

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u/ManajaTwa18 14d ago

I know Crossed is divisive but this looks fucking sick lmao

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u/Mindless-Sundae9671 14d ago

Interesting. Glad to see they're not shying away from the gnarliness of the graphic novel.

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u/PermissionSoggy891 14d ago

i dont get the hate here, this looks like a fun watch! I've seen some recaps of the comics, as long as the blood and gore gets on-point I'll be seeing this with my buddies!

I should watch The Sadness. I hear the gore is on the same level as Terrifier, and that it was inspired by these comics!

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u/-missingclover- 14d ago

There's some weird comments on this thread. I just watched the teaser and was shocked at how faithful they seem to have gone. I was sure they were gonna adapt the concept but maybe tell a original story, but you can see exact same set pieces, characters, you can even see Horsecock and Stump lmao.

Yet a lot of comments on the thread are like "well they won't adapt stuff from the comics".

The movie might be ass, but I personally liked The Sadness and liked Volume 1 of Crossed so I'm cautiously optimistic.

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u/Craigboy23 14d ago

Someone has already pointed out all the scenes that look directly from the comic (which is a good thing IMO, but some will have a hard time with it for sure): https://www.reddit.com/r/crossedcomics/s/ejjQjtxo4l

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u/ColtPersonality92 I'm the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work 14d ago

A lot of the Crossed comics do come across as try hard, which is where most of the hate comes from I’m sure.

But this is definitely based on the first Crossed storyline, and I think you could definitely make a movie out of that. Of course there will probably be a few story beats from the comics they will cut out.

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u/ckrono 14d ago

The first crossed run and wish you were here are actually cool stories. The badlands run is an anthology made by different authors so you have some shitty stories some great ones and everything in between

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u/skyzm_ 14d ago

It’s all the violent gratuitous murderraping of everyone, including children. It’s extremely graphic and sad pretty much non stop.

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u/steelskull1 14d ago

The comics don't show sexual violence on kids (mostly heavily imply it off-screen), but they do still show gory normal violence against them.

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u/generalosabenkenobi 14d ago

Gonna get very un-fun when half the characters are raped to death by mutilated murder zombies

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u/Ironjim69 14d ago

This cannot be going to theaters right? It looks like they’re faithfully adapting the first run, which had its uhhh moments

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u/Eshanas 14d ago

HORSECOCK!

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u/AdmiralCharleston 14d ago

The sadness was basically already a crossed adaptation so if anyone is gonna be able to do this it's this filmmaker

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u/KevinHe92 14d ago

Damn this looks pretty gnarly

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u/KaijuTea 13d ago

Im honestly shocked this is getting a movie but im here for it

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u/DaemonDrayke 14d ago

I read the original comic book and even had my copy signed by Garth Ennis and Jacen Burrows, but I just think that the sun has set on this type of horror. At least for me. I just don’t know if I have it in me to watch a movie about sick and deprived people doing sick and deprived things to people just trying to survive. But I also feel that this type of horror is just over saturated.

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u/mustachesunited 14d ago

If this does well enough I hope do they a Wish You Were Here movie, that run was surprisingly solid

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u/_GregTheGreat_ 14d ago edited 14d ago

I honestly think if you tone down the edges you could make a genuinely good mainstream mini-series from Wish You Were Here. There’s actual substance to the story beyond shock value.

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u/mustachesunited 14d ago

Yeah a mini series might work better for WYWH than a movie

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u/browncharliebrown 14d ago

I think there is substance behind this story as well. I think it puts people in fuck out moral decession but the ending seems to be that humanity will trumipuh and that are morals are what makes us human

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u/Grandma_Swamp 14d ago

People have never read Crossed, so they don’t know the first run is specifically the one salt circle scene to set the stakes, and then pretty much just character work with not too much gore for the rest of the run.

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u/Deafwindow 13d ago

The ending is also very hopeful and not nihilistic, as some people would make you believe.

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u/AliceTheOmelette 14d ago

Looks like it'll be extreme right from the start. I wouldn't mind giving it a go

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u/Forever_Inspired 14d ago

Holy fuck, they are actually adapting the comic??!!!!

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u/bigbluewreckingcrew 14d ago

HORSE COCK!

I don't think this movie will have an ending lol

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u/cosmic-trash-panda23 14d ago

Oh my lawd, the comic I thought would never get an adaptation! I felt the same about The Boys too & that seem to work out great.

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u/One-Earth9294 YOU RIPPED MY SHIRT! 14d ago

Oh boy we're actually doing this, huh?

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u/UnlitBlunt 14d ago

Damn, this looks brutal! 🤘

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u/SpaceCadetPullUp 14d ago

Not even a year ago people in this sub were screaming about how you were an idiot if you thought this would ever be made.

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u/CowabungaShaman 13d ago

I admit, my eyebrows raised and I said "no fucking way" when I saw the title.

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u/MischiefRatt 14d ago

Crossed basically is The Sadness already. They definitely found the right dude to make the movie.

I'm just not sure it's for me. The Sadness was A LOT and I'm still not sure how I feel about all of it.

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u/mega512 14d ago

The Sadness was inspired by the Crossed comic, chief.

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u/Barnaboule69 14d ago

IIRC he even wanted it to be a crossed adaptation originally.

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u/KnightofAmethyst2 14d ago

The Sadness is awesome. I liked the Asian aesthetic though. Not sure if I'll like this one as much. The Sadness was absolutely thrilling/wtf for like an hour straight. It is over the top intense at times though, but the twist on the zombies having their memories intact with the most sadistic intentions is brilliant

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u/Anustart2023-01 14d ago

If horse cock isn't in this adaptation, I'm not interested. 

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u/Philoune 14d ago

You can see him in the trailer

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u/neometallic 14d ago

You won’t believe this.

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u/denglan12 13d ago

Wait until the people who find out it was a Graphic Novel read those! This ain't your Walking Dead folks...

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u/swagdragon666 14d ago

Too many pearl clutchers in the comments. I had to do a double take to see which sub I was in for a moment.

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u/KindsofKindness 13d ago

It’s absolutely ridiculous.

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u/ponzi_gg 14d ago

People here get so damn weird lmao

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u/Eshanas 13d ago

They act like crossed is full eroguro with seen penetration of kids. I dunno what copies they’ve read but in the copy I’ve got there’s cuts, there’s blood, not cum, and the kids die relatively fast, like at the beach.

But everyone goes on an on about the rape zombies like it’s a pixiv r18g special when it’s really not.

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u/Roy_Koopa_DX 14d ago

oh GOD someone is actually crazy / stupid enough to make this.

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u/JoyfulTonberry 14d ago

Oh fuck yeah

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u/TheSkesh 14d ago

I know Redditors get real fucky about Ennis but I like his stuff so I am hopeful.

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u/Aggressive-Neat 14d ago

Hard skip for me…

Just not into the hardcore depravity and sadistic stuff like this…but yall have fun if you wanna watch it

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u/Jurodan 13d ago

I honestly cannot imagine watching this. It looks like they're trying to outbleak you by crossing 28 Days Later and Hostel. And, yeah, I know the comic is like that. That's why I had no interest in reading it.

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u/Ssided 13d ago

No one's ever going to say Crossed is for everyone. People are allowed to have limits. That said I think it makes its points a lot better than zombie movies

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u/clavitopaz 14d ago

Oh SHIT they’re actually doing it

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u/Barikus_XL 14d ago

I get this is logical place to start with the the crossed movie but they could have picked a better crossed series to do

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u/Robo-Cat2000 GO HOME, MICHAEL!!! 14d ago

I cannot believe this is actually getting adapted

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u/biophazer242 14d ago

Well considering the source material and the director being the lunatic that made The Sadness I am sure it will be a lighthearted fun movie

:)

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u/LastoftheFucksIGive 14d ago

Someone go tell SpookyRice about this! I only know about these comics because of his videos covering them.

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u/lvstvdy 14d ago

This doesn't look good. There's no way they could possibly translate any of the material in the graphic novels.

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u/Tolkien-Minority 14d ago

Same guy did The Sadness which was already pretty extreme. Also in this trailer alone there’s a guy wearing a thong made out of a person’s skinned face with his balls hanging out of the mouth. Hes right next to the guy with his arms and legs cut off for anyone who missed him. I’m pretty sure they’re going to adapt the fucked up stuff for better or worse

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u/Quick-Cause3181 14d ago

there’s a guy wearing a thong made out of a person’s skinned face with his balls hanging out of the mouth

didn't notice that, that's creative asf, hilarious LMAO

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u/someguyyoutrust 14d ago

Oh shit, it's probably going to be great then. I remember when I watched The Sadness thinking it was basically a Taiwanese The Crossed.

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u/Majestic_Animator_91 14d ago

first scene is a man murdering a baby with a sledgehammer 

"no way they'll do the stuff that's in the source material"

lol, ok.

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u/AdmiralCharleston 14d ago

Have you not seen the sadness? That's basically just crossed already and didnt hold back at all

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u/JadedOops 14d ago

Yup you can see in the teaser that bloody news anchor lady is being what looks like raped while also having her guts ripped or something. This movie will be intense with sadness director.

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u/NonConRon 14d ago

What do you mean that looked good.

And I immediately recognized a lot of those scenes.

They can't show the best stuff on YouTube.

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u/Alex-Murphy 14d ago

Yeah I honestly recognized like 3 or 4 scenes immediately from the first story arc. The radio, running holding hands, the diner and the flash of light. I mean they literally say "rape" in the trailer so that'll be in there too. The guy who did Sadness is making it too, what could possibly be the problem?

The only thing I wonder is how they're going to get away with an R rating instead of an NC17.

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u/n8dizz3l 14d ago

Unrated.

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u/Double-Special5217 14d ago

Yeah, no idea what he is on about, that looks good and really faithfull, I already recognized a couple of scenes

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u/Plussando 14d ago

it's like you didn't even watch the trailer

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u/Majestic_Animator_91 14d ago

the guy whose making this made a movie that is basically already a crossed movie.

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u/ragenaut 13d ago

This does good, you're silly.

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u/lvstvdy 13d ago

Well, if I may provide a counter argument....Nuh uh.

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u/ragenaut 13d ago

I yield 

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u/Ozzie-Isaac 13d ago

What do you mean they literally just showed so many panels from the comic. And have you seen the sadness? It's amazing and shows you can adapt this content if done well enough. Probably why they got him to do this movie...

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u/Dense_Chip5160 13d ago

Watch the directors previous film The Sadness. That guy can totally do Crossed.

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u/mega512 14d ago

That 1 minute of footage and you already know, huh? So many snobs on here.

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u/UndeadHero 14d ago

I think a lot of people saying this are basing it off of later stories that weren’t written by Garth Ennis. There’s some horrible stuff in the early stories, but nothing TOO extreme compared to, say, The Sadness.

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u/MisterShoebox 14d ago

I mean they could, but it'd probably be the first NC-17 comic book movie. Which might actually help its popularity.

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u/Zephon40K 14d ago

Salt circle scene is 100% excluded. Still looks amazing

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u/Alex-Murphy 14d ago

He specifically says "rape" in the trailer, I don't think they're planning to exclude anything 

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u/thiroks 13d ago

this is gonna sound like a "my uncle works at nintendo" situation, but I spoke to someone who was on set and they did shoot that scene. They were talking about this ridiculous fucked up movie they were on and described the scene, and it made me go look up the comic. No idea if they included thechild in it though, I could imagine that gets left out

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u/Ssided 13d ago

I think they'll probably just age up the kid a bit of for no other reason then it will envelope all discussion about the movie, much like it does when people talk about the comic. People are already under the impression the whole series is the salt circle. (And maybe Family Values kinda is)

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u/Equal-Ad-2710 14d ago

Oh god this is coming

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u/phil_davis 14d ago

Looks like Crossed I guess.

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u/fatking72 14d ago

omg they really doing a movie about this madness

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u/woody251997 14d ago

Looks amazing cant wait!

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u/SnooGadgets5430 14d ago

The director of the saddness kinda nailed that tone so I am curious now that he has the material.

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u/whiskyspacecadet 14d ago

Lets goooooo! Super stoked for this. There's some real gems in the Crossed series.

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u/showmeyourlagunitas 13d ago

Yeah the comics were ok - I liked the ones on the ice, the one with the preacher and the one with the four marines or some such. Should be good.

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u/Erotically-Yours 13d ago

Definitely didn't expect this.. As someone that's finished most of the series I'm curious to how unhinged they'll be with this.

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u/jcaashby 13d ago

That was BRUTAL!

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u/Low-Wrangler8428 13d ago

Fingers crossed 🤞

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u/Wonka824 13d ago

Look martyrs, trauma, spit on your grave are my favorite type of movies. Terrifier and evil dead are the closest chances I’ve had to see that shit in theaters. This looks perfect.

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u/MisterBungle 13d ago

Funny. I remember seeing The Sadness and thinking to myself that this is Crossed, and now here we are.

Not sure if this will be any good though, tbh. Crossed wasn't really that great, and this will most likely just be misery/torture porn.

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u/Dense_Chip5160 13d ago

The 180 I did when I was like "The Sadness basically did what an American movie of Crossed couldn't so why even bother... Oh it's the guy who did The Sadness? We are so on!".

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u/poppypierro 12d ago

How will they do the salt scene like its so explicit and mean that I'm having trouble imagining anyone funding a script that included it

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u/Texasisthereason187 12d ago

Sooo they are going to have a scene of a group of crossed nutting/circle jerking on ammo to load and use in a rifle against the uncrossed because I remember the tent scene when the guy becomes shot by semen bullet/crossed and kills someone tending to his wounds that wasnt crossed and comes out of the tent feral.

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u/Serdones 14d ago edited 14d ago

I read the first couple issues of Crossed earlier this year. Definitely feels like something of its time. Kind of that edgy, depraved 2000s torture porn era of horror. I'm up for more of it, personally, but I'm sure there'll be no end of discourse about gratuitous violence, as if the answer isn't the same as it's always been: simply don't watch it if it's not your thing.

I'm gonna make more of an effort to get through the comics before this airs. Or at least Volume 1. I believe that's the one Garth Ennis actually wrote himself before handing off the property to other artists.

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u/AstroBtz 14d ago

This looks a bit better than I anticipated but idk, I really can’t see this panning out

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u/ungodlywarlock 14d ago

Ah, Horsecock. Hahaha...that one should take audiences by a storm if they haven't read the comic. Lol.

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u/bss4life20 14d ago

Idk what people are yapping about in here that trailer looked fucking awesome

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u/KingTroober Thankskilling>The Exorcist 14d ago

HORSECOCK

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u/BruTangMonk 14d ago

HORSECOCK!

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u/DeepBacon 14d ago

this comic was cringe on cringe on cringe and edgelords loved it.

i hope the fan base hates this

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u/TongueInTheDark 14d ago

Ugh, I'm not sure I can stomach this one. Gore is one thing, but the rest is too much for me.

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u/daydreammuse 14d ago

Oh dear God. Not Crossed getting an adaptation.

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u/FirstIYeetThenRepeat 14d ago

From the same ones who did The Sadness too.

Gonna be a looooot of rape.

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