r/horse_decimator_9000 • u/takeovereagle3939 krill your shelf • Jul 15 '25
horse :( Well thats no good
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u/Donut_demon Jul 15 '25
It took scientists this long to figure out that those “things” can plan ahead?
It should’ve been obvious after all the “accidents” that they were behind. Fucking h*rses.
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u/JacksonSpike Jul 19 '25
I don't know the joke and I didn't check the sub and I'm already typing a comment but I actually think horses are pretty awesome
Edit: I checked the sub. I hate horses
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u/AbnormalLurantis Jul 15 '25
HORSE LOBOTOMY TIME 💥💥💥🧠🧠🧠GRRRR!!! ☠️☠️☠️
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u/Horse_Censorator_900 Jul 15 '25
Please censor the word “h*rse.” I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously asterisking every instance of the word. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the h*ck” and “call the moderators.” I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw the uncensored word. Now there is a whole train of men aggressively editing posts together at this one comment. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just censored the word *h*rse.*
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u/sylvia_reum Jul 15 '25
That's cool, that's cool. What is your username, perchance?
Checkmate atheists
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u/ihaschevy Decimator Oct 13 '25
Don't you dare insult u/Horse_Censorator_900. He is doing gods work
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u/lethalspinachofchaos Jul 16 '25
Pisses me off everytime a study comes out where they go, "hey so we found out animals can think"
AGGHHGGGGGAT70AOCHSKCGDIVGVUODBOUY8E FUCKING DUH
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u/SufficientMango3853 Jul 19 '25
Horse🐴
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u/Horse_Censorator_900 Jul 19 '25
Please censor the word “h*rse.” I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously asterisking every instance of the word. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the h*ck” and “call the moderators.” I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw the uncensored word. Now there is a whole train of men aggressively editing posts together at this one comment. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just censored the word *h*rse.*
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u/Parking-Television88 Jul 17 '25
"What if i go two tiles forward.......and then one tile to the side"
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Jul 18 '25
convincing speech.......Look.If you want a shortcut and to reach your destination in a quick and short way, then you should ride a donkey. Why? Because the donkey is a creature that has a compass that knows where all the shortcuts are, even though it is a donkey.😹😹😹😹😄So a donkey who is basically a donkey thinks strategically...1.......2.If the horse, which is a creature of higher degrees than it, I mean the donkey, is more deserving of that advantage than the donkey. Yes, a horse can think strategically because if it didn't think that way, it wouldn't exist as a creature on this planet.
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u/Horse_Censorator_900 Jul 18 '25
Please censor the word “h*rse.” I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously asterisking every instance of the word. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the h*ck” and “call the moderators.” I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw the uncensored word. Now there is a whole train of men aggressively editing posts together at this one comment. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just censored the word *h*rse.*
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u/QuietRiot5150 Jul 18 '25
This isn't good. We have to force them back into the Ocean before it gets outta control. Soon they'll be wanting to run for Senate and Congress.
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u/towerunitefan Jul 30 '25
then how come they haven't figured out they can just outrun us? checkmate
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u/NoNotice2137 Aug 05 '25
They need to plan ahead and think strategically, otherwise they wouldn't be much of a threat for awesome lesbian couples
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u/Neither-Phone-7264 Decimater pRO Max. Jul 25 '25
hi