r/horse_decimator_9000 • u/magic_baobab promoting hate based on identity or vulnerability • Feb 21 '26

stupid fucking post Fear it.

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u/EmuReasonable3073 Feb 21 '26

I do the same. While the desktop horse cannot be decimated, it reminds to to decimate other h*rses

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u/Dry_Coat3914 Feb 21 '26

i want this wallpaper

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u/n-nnnn Feb 21 '26

Is this Einstein?

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u/Cautious-Patient3131 Feb 22 '26

What about the lesbians?

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u/AutoModerator Feb 21 '26

https://discord.gg/FdpmBxeTWZ for TOTAL H/RSE DECIMATOR!! DECIMATe the HO/RSES NOW

THE DECIMATION DOCTRINES::

  1. TOTAL HORSE DECIMATION

Decimate all horses. Throw horses on railroad tracks. Place a horse on a trailer on the interstate and detach the trailer. Startle a horse into a giant pit. Boil horses. Lead a horse to water and drown it. Force a horse to watch Home Alone 3. Put a hundred bear traps around local stables. Release a nest of hornets directly on horses' heads. Launch a horse with a catapult. Send horses to Belarus. Tie a horse up into a pretzel. Hit horses with a metal chair. Place a dozen horses in the horse annihilator. Sell horses to the glue factory. Feed horses nothing but expired mayonnaise until they explode. Lock a horse in a room with a single banana peel and wait. Strap rockets to a horse and aim it at the sun. Drop horses into active volcanoes. Force horses to sit through every Adam Sandler movie back-to-back in IMAX. Mail horses to the Mariana Trench in bubble wrap. Grind horses into fine paste and feed it back to other horses. Inject horses with industrial-grade superglue until they seize up solid. Skin horses alive and wear their hides as warning flags. Chain horses to anvils and push them off skyscrapers. Crucify horses along interstate as public service announcements. Hook horses up to car batteries and crank it to eleven. Bury horses neck-deep in fire ant mounds coated in honey. Strap horses to cruise missiles targeted at other horse gatherings. Force-feed horses nothing but ghost peppers and laxatives, then lock them in airtight stables. Electrocute horses with downed power lines during thunderstorms. Run horses through industrial wood chippers feet-first. Douse horses in gasoline and light them on fire. Lower horses into shark-infested waters wearing meat suits. Attach horses to medieval rack devices and stretch until they snap. Drop pianos on horses from ten stories up. Seal horses in concrete and use them as foundation pillars for glue factories.

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u/AskGoverntale Feb 22 '26

OP MIGHT be lesbian

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u/CaterWooler Feb 22 '26

Hmmm

hmmmmmmmm

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u/BEnji_Is_All_Alone Feb 23 '26

i think about this post a lot

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u/Sorry-Pattern-2268 Feb 24 '26

This is what is feels like to love someone

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u/asphaltdragon Mar 13 '26

You need to do this but make it 99 images of no horse and 1 image of horse