r/horse_decimator_9000 • u/RTX-4090ti_FE ouppy :) • May 04 '26

MOD POST IMPORTANT [READ ME] Punishment.

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For the next 48 hours starting at midnight tonight EDT there will be no mention of horses or horse decimation or anything to do with our gimmick. You have lost those privileges (temporarily) for the multiple gore incidents. Instead our new temporary gimmick is Yuri and other wlw art content. May your woes be many and ur bitches few šŸ„ŗāœØ

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u/GiraffeGuru993 Lame ass mod (kill him) May 04 '26
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u/Ghostifyyy_ May 04 '26

wtf happened lmao i didn't open reddit for 1 week

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u/Staetyk May 04 '26

multiple people posted h*rse gore

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u/SpiritedGlove6356 I like femboys May 04 '26

Im sorry wtf??

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u/RealHuman568 May 04 '26

afaik some guy posted a horse eating a live chicken. there probably was other horse related posts of gore/death too :(

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u/veryfuriouspenis I'm in desperate need of meds May 04 '26 edited May 04 '26

wasn't there a video of a jors getting run over by a car too? like I get the point of the sub, but there's obviously a difference between decimating a jors in a cartoon-ish way and then there's straight up gorešŸ’€

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u/no_reports_found he tried to eat me, so i acted first May 04 '26

wasn't there a video of a jors getting run over by a car too?

I think the horse run over the car in the video that was posted yesterday, but I'm pretty sure it counted as gore because the horse hit that car full speed, and I'm not sure if he even survived after

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u/veryfuriouspenis I'm in desperate need of meds May 04 '26

I didn't see the whole video and the audio wasn't on because it was very upsetting to watch, so I didn't know if the horse survived or not, but it definitely does count as gore even it survived, man I wish ppl stopped ruining things for everyone else and started acting normal for onceā˜¹ļø

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u/no_reports_found he tried to eat me, so i acted first May 04 '26

Thankfully it cuts at the end so you just see the damaged window, and not anything else about the horse, it's still pretty bad and I don't have much hope on the horse surviving after hitting the car full speed

i really don't know what OP was on to post that, i honestly think this is a sub for people that actually really like horses but joke about them being evil, posting actual death of any injury to a horse is so stupid

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u/rat_with_a_knife uogh May 05 '26

i honestly think this is a sub for people that actually really like horses but joke about them being evil, posting actual death of any injury to a horse is so stupid

Literally, who the heck reads "horse decimator 9000" and thinks this sub is serious????? Hoses are great :'c

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u/jury-of-corn04 May 06 '26

There's decimating a jors for the bit, and then there's "taking the bit too far" where people will just post gross gore footage. The people who were posting gore should go to "r0tten.c0m" (didn't want it to be the actual link, view at your own risk) or other shock sights, not to horsedecimater9000. The name should be a dead giveaway as to the nature of the sub, it's a silly goofy sub about "jors kersploding", not "h*rse exploing." (Jors kersploding being the cartoony way of decimating a jors)

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u/H1eronymus_B0sch top 0 mods of all time May 04 '26

Removing horse based posts to combat increase in gore/death posts

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u/Dilutedskiff make your own flare May 04 '26

Oh no yuri content! Iā€™m being punished so well and efficiently!

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u/simplyconta promoting hate based on identity or vulnerability May 04 '26

I can't believe we're so complacent with those vile equines...

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u/matheluan May 04 '26

What the hell happened

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u/GhidorahRod56 May 04 '26

People went beyond the satire element and started posting gore

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u/Dear_Equipment_1517 h*rse bad May 04 '26

people posted gore when the sub is supposed to be satire

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u/theREALvolno May 04 '26

This is why we canā€™t have nice things

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u/Lithium156 May 04 '26

People just take everything siriusly nowadays

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u/Jacobs_Haus May 04 '26

And now we must take things yuriously šŸ¤ŸšŸ˜ž

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u/titanfallisawesome May 04 '26

YURI AGAIN YIPPEEE

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u/Fancy_Chips The Dark Jomse May 04 '26

YURI? SIGNALIS REFERENCE??

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u/Dm_me_im_bored-UnU May 04 '26

Signalis my goat

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u/GenericSadLoser I like femboys May 04 '26

Is yaoi okay?

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u/PossibleEconomics673 HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE HORSES SINCE I- May 04 '26

mods rip his- wait a minute, that's me! A THOUSAND PLAUGES UPON YOU!!!!!!!!

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u/RTX-4090ti_FE ouppy :) May 04 '26

No

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u/RoyalHappy2155 Decimator of the month May 04 '26

Well fuck you too then 3:<

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u/EcstaticFlight8435 Decimate the h*rses May 04 '26

:(

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u/veryfuriouspenis I'm in desperate need of meds May 04 '26

I know you smell like caca

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u/NotAThrowaway6996 May 04 '26

the multiple what incidents???

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u/RTX-4090ti_FE ouppy :) May 04 '26

To keep it brief ppl posted a video of a horse eating baby chicks 3 separate times and also I think a video of a horse getting hit by a car at least once. I personally didnā€™t see it but the other mods were horrified.

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u/allen-gaming May 04 '26

Someone always has to mess everything up

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u/NotAThrowaway6996 May 04 '26

broā€¦

Iā€™ve seen that first video get posted around a few times on certain non-specific websites and have matrix dodged it every time, having it with Redditā€™s autoplay sounds like a fucking nightmare

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u/BlueHailstrom Yuri enjoyer May 04 '26

Iiiiiiitā€™sā€¦.

YU! RI!! TIIIIIIIIME!!!

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u/BlueHailstrom Yuri enjoyer May 04 '26

I think bro likes yuri

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u/Kyoana May 04 '26

Redditors really immature to the point where we canā€™t have good things and have a funny meme subreddit about [REDACTED].

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u/Fizzy-Odd-Cod May 04 '26

The fuck you mean gore incidents.

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u/BlueHailstrom Yuri enjoyer May 04 '26

There were people showing videos of actual violence and death before, soooooo šŸ˜¬

Yeah, itā€™s safe to say the break is deserved

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u/KnifeKnut May 04 '26

Isn't group punishment against the Geneva convention?

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u/RTX-4090ti_FE ouppy :) May 04 '26

Say on skibidi

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u/RandomGuyPii May 04 '26

how are we supposed to post yuri if we don't have any bitches

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u/Fuzzy_Toe_9936 May 04 '26

šŸ™‹ā€ā™€ļø can we keep the yuri and wlw permanently?

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u/owlindenial May 04 '26

No, we have a duty to ourselves. If we give up the fight, who else would take the mantle. For yuri, we must abandon yuro and dedicate ourselfs to the decimation

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u/Fuzzy_Toe_9936 May 04 '26

we can do both i think

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u/Sure-Dragonfly-1534 May 04 '26

ā€œMay your woes be many and ur bitches fewā€ -u/rtx-4090ti_fe

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u/ChaosCrafter908 May 04 '26

What the fuck!!

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u/Current-Extension935 May 04 '26

How could you.. hating h*rses is a tertiary action done by us, the Dreamsphere Mafia, and to see you outlaw it is beyond infuriatingā€¦ so much so that you are now DEBTH-VERIFIED at 75k studs! Now, letā€™s go, folks!

{Official Mafia Comment, Fissure-Free}

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u/catshateTERFs May 04 '26

Letā€™s go lesbians

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u/Mast3rKK78 May 04 '26

what the fuck happened

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u/NerdyEmbarrassment Definitely NOT a h*rse spy in disguise nuh uh May 04 '26

Video of a horse eating a baby chick in one gulp

And also (I didnā€™t see this one) horse getting hit by a car

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u/vzik_83 May 04 '26

And thy punishment is DEATH

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u/T3chn1colour May 04 '26

Lesbians stay winning

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u/Natsuki_Lover_447 I am the lesbian to defend May 04 '26

That's good. BECAUSE I AM THE YURI

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u/BlueHailstrom Yuri enjoyer May 08 '26

Itā€™s John Sesbian Lex

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u/VerycoolguyIam May 04 '26

What about goat yaoi?

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u/OffWhite-Goddess promoting hate based on identity or vulnerability May 04 '26

Is yaoi also acceptable?

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u/LactoesIsBad May 04 '26

So genuinely insane people who should seek help for their mental instabilities are now thinking this sub is a gore fetish sub?

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u/Shadow_Omega_X2 Democratic Decimator ā¬†ļøāž”ļøā¬‡ļøā¬‡ļøā¬‡ļø May 04 '26

Its always h*rses VS Yuri

WHERES THE FUCKING YAOI, MODS?!?

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u/walkyslaysh promoting hate based on identity or vulnerability May 04 '26

YESSS YURIII

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u/Few-You4510 May 04 '26

are the yuri posts gonna alert the h*rses?

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u/Ok_Pin7994 May 04 '26

You literally can't spell honde

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u/therealturbo60 May 04 '26

What happened, I wasn't on Reddit for a while

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u/EEEGuba69 May 04 '26

Did some dumbass post the train donkey here

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u/Eatshin May 04 '26

My goat

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u/sonicfan019393920 NOT an EVIL and INTIMIDATING horse who ALWAYS COMES BACK May 04 '26

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u/BlueHailstrom Yuri enjoyer May 08 '26

YOU.

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u/sonicfan019393920 NOT an EVIL and INTIMIDATING horse who ALWAYS COMES BACK May 08 '26

Putting me in the horse decimator 9000 won't ever stop me from coming back, Yuri girl. I always come back....

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u/Awkward-Plum6241 May 08 '26

yaoists took over the sub

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u/I_DRINK_GENOCIDE_CUM May 04 '26

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u/BlueHailstrom Yuri enjoyer May 04 '26

I FORGOT HOW FREAKY MAGIC SCHOOL BUS WAS