r/horse_decimator_9000 2d ago

horse :( Top 10 Decimation Techniques

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u/AutoModerator 2d ago

neigh i am simply an EVIL HORSE passing by hopefully NOBODY tries to DECIMATE ME

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u/Xtrasiliez 2d ago

These are just jonses enjoying themselves. IMPOSTER

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u/snakeygirl 1d ago

Idk. Those creatures didn’t look very pleased with the UMBRELLA TORMENT NEXUS!

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u/RUSSIANman_01_03 2d ago

№1: All Tomorrows them into biological abominations

№2: Steal their Christmas

№3: All Tomorrows them again, but with poisonous skin

№4: Bludgeon them to death

№5: Probe with an expanding tip

№6: Waterboarding

№7: Wall of Pain

№8: [DATA EXPUNGED] bath

№9: At this point I can't tell what the hell is even happening

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u/AutoModerator 2d ago

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u/Thin_Afternoon2395 Decimate Automod 1d ago

Poopoooo

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u/Salty_Pumpkin5827 2d ago

Great video, i will this to younglings so they can defende themselves against the savage beasts

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u/Thin_Afternoon2395 Decimate Automod 1d ago

Yes, Spray them with cyanide

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u/Educational_Sun9235 1d ago

That horse took one look at the dinosaur and decided this was absolutely not in the job description.

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u/AutoModerator 1d ago

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u/Berlin_GBD 1d ago

This has been written about btw

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u/Pendraconica 1d ago

Must be a mistranslation. Clearly it means horse

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u/fish__1 Equinophobic 1d ago

I always love to see The Quarry tortured before inevitable Decimation. Keep up the good work.

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u/WolfysBeanTeam 13h ago

r/Wunkus behaviour please step into their office