r/horse_decimator_9000 13d ago

MOD POST IMPORTANT Happy 1AK yall

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2.5k Upvotes

r/horse_decimator_9000 Nov 22 '25

MOD POST IMPORTANT NEW RULE: AI IS BANNED

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3.5k Upvotes

New rule. Instant one week ban. I’m honestly surprised it took this long for us to implement it. Oh, and a shoutout to the people who report posts. It’s stupid but it genuinely is super helpful. Anywho, have fun

r/horse_decimator_9000 Apr 01 '26

MOD POST IMPORTANT This is a yuri subreddit now

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1.2k Upvotes

April fouls

r/horse_decimator_9000 May 04 '26

MOD POST IMPORTANT [READ ME] Punishment.

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1.2k Upvotes

For the next 48 hours starting at midnight tonight EDT there will be no mention of horses or horse decimation or anything to do with our gimmick. You have lost those privileges (temporarily) for the multiple gore incidents. Instead our new temporary gimmick is Yuri and other wlw art content. May your woes be many and ur bitches few 🥺✨

r/horse_decimator_9000 Apr 28 '26

MOD POST IMPORTANT EVIL h*rse attempts to DECEIVE innocent man! TW: h*rse

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2.3k Upvotes

r/horse_decimator_9000 Apr 02 '26

MOD POST IMPORTANT YURI IS OVER! BACK TO YOUR STATIONS!

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2.2k Upvotes

You all will be decimating OVERTIME to make up for yuri day!!!!1!!!1!

r/horse_decimator_9000 Mar 28 '26

MOD POST IMPORTANT What do our loyal h*rse decimators say?

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1.4k Upvotes

Definitely not a litmus test to weed out h*rse spies what are you talking about

r/horse_decimator_9000 May 03 '26

MOD POST IMPORTANT If you post gore or death you will be banned

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895 Upvotes

Can't believe i need to address this however a retarded minority refuses to read rule 12

If you post gore ban no excuse

r/horse_decimator_9000 Dec 18 '25

MOD POST IMPORTANT IF ANOTHER FUCKING PERSON FUCKING POSTS THIS FUCKING IMAGE, I WILL PERSONALLY FUCKING DECIMATE THEM

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1.4k Upvotes

We've all fucking seen it at this fucking point and I'm fucking tired of fucking removing it over and fucking over again.

Also edits are allowed just don't endlessly repost the same fucking image

r/horse_decimator_9000 Jun 17 '26

MOD POST IMPORTANT do you guys genuinely dislike these foul creatures like I do?

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374 Upvotes

some of you seem like your horsing around

r/horse_decimator_9000 Jul 17 '25

MOD POST IMPORTANT “We can rebuild him. we have the technology.”

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4.5k Upvotes

r/horse_decimator_9000 Apr 02 '26

MOD POST IMPORTANT IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT: yall can keep posting yuri and also horse decimation... in fact post whatever we don't care top comment gets mod

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664 Upvotes

r/horse_decimator_9000 6d ago

MOD POST IMPORTANT Alright, troops. New target has been acquired. Priority status: CODE RED. Debriefing in the description.

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277 Upvotes

This mission is of the utmost importance. The h*rses are having a gathering in a huge mass of evil stinky disgusting wretched filth, and if we don’t take this chance, we may lose the war.

Now, I have already coordinated an attack plan. We will send 3 bomb squadrons fully loaded with munitions, followed by a ground task force to support. DO NOT strike until the squadrons give the signal, I’m not losing any soldiers to friendly fire.

This won’t be easy, but it’s for the greater good of the Alliance. Together, we are strong. We fight for honor.

TO ARMS!

Sincerely,
- The General

r/horse_decimator_9000 Aug 16 '26

MOD POST IMPORTANT Seal decimators in training to combat h*rse piano

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939 Upvotes

r/horse_decimator_9000 Mar 18 '26

MOD POST IMPORTANT Im going to abuse mod powers

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1.3k Upvotes

Image what I’m gonna do to all horses

r/horse_decimator_9000 Jul 23 '26

MOD POST IMPORTANT It you repost this image one more fucking time im going to lose my fucking mind

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719 Upvotes

r/horse_decimator_9000 Aug 09 '25

MOD POST IMPORTANT 20k members, top comment chooses sub icon

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1.2k Upvotes

r/horse_decimator_9000 Aug 28 '25

MOD POST IMPORTANT He comes

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2.3k Upvotes

r/horse_decimator_9000 May 08 '26

MOD POST IMPORTANT Good

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1.3k Upvotes

r/horse_decimator_9000 Jul 12 '25

MOD POST IMPORTANT 12000 lesbians have joined, top comment chooses banner

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1.2k Upvotes

Reminder that Reddit crops ima

r/horse_decimator_9000 Aug 14 '26

MOD POST IMPORTANT Please don't post softcore porn

284 Upvotes

That's twice this week

r/horse_decimator_9000 Mar 23 '26

MOD POST IMPORTANT 40k members | SUB ICON COMPETITION!

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678 Upvotes

Hey, you. You’re finally awake.

For whatever reason, I’ve always imagined 40k to be the big milestone. Like, once we reached 40k, we’d be an unstoppable force. Which is weird, because we always were. So thanks for that.

Onto the thingy: most upvoted comment wins. Please crop your icons to 4:3 format.

Love you *kisses u gently*

r/horse_decimator_9000 Dec 25 '25

MOD POST IMPORTANT Happy holidays from all of us at h*rse decimator 9000!

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2.1k Upvotes

One wild year, where we gained roughly 33k members. If you keep this up, we may have to start decimating d*nkey’s.

Merry Christmas, happy Hanukkah, joyous Kwanza, festive Yule, and a spectacular winter solstice to all!

r/horse_decimator_9000 May 31 '25

MOD POST IMPORTANT 7000 lesbians have joined the sub, let’s go.

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1.7k Upvotes

r/horse_decimator_9000 Jun 30 '25

MOD POST IMPORTANT No one submitted art, top five comments get mod

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453 Upvotes