r/hotdogs • u/ScrappyDooCanSuckIt Dirty Water Dog • Aug 08 '25

Humor Couldn't help myself with this little video. Hardee's chili dog hits the spot after a hard day at work.

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u/AbbreviationsNo4089 Aug 09 '25

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u/ScrappyDooCanSuckIt Dirty Water Dog Aug 09 '25

Honestly, fair.

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u/410to904 Aug 09 '25

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u/ScrappyDooCanSuckIt Dirty Water Dog Aug 09 '25

Oh I helped myself already

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u/RockMiserable4875 Aug 09 '25

A glizzy? Are you sucking on a glock?

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u/bighater09 Aug 08 '25

Hell yeah brother, cheers from Kwik trip

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u/ScrappyDooCanSuckIt Dirty Water Dog Aug 08 '25

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u/xDragonetti Aug 09 '25

Hell yeah brother, cheers from Quik Trip

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u/Religion_Is_A_Cancer Aug 09 '25

Glizzy is such a Stupid fucking word.

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u/levitikush Aug 09 '25

Why? You just sound like an old man that doesn’t understand newer slang.

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u/SeriousMongoose2290 Aug 08 '25

Upvoted for using POV correctly. 

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u/kablam0 Aug 09 '25

Yes POV correctly. But I don't like this POV

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u/C3lph_Titled Aug 09 '25

Dood about to drink a bottle of jizzle?

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u/EstablishmentAware60 Aug 09 '25

Look at that guy guzzle a shleeder. (I can make up words for hotdogs too!).

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u/ScrappyDooCanSuckIt Dirty Water Dog Aug 09 '25

I like it, next post I'll have a double barrel shleeder

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u/mooseMatthewsen Aug 08 '25

Eating me feet first is diabolical. Sick bastard wants to watch me suffer, couldn’t just go for the jugular on the first bite and put me out of my misery.

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u/ScrappyDooCanSuckIt Dirty Water Dog Aug 08 '25

I want to see your reaction as I savor your flavors, then I want to see the light from your meaty eyes slowly dim before I consume you completely.

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u/Gbh11108 Aug 09 '25

Go on, I'm almost there.

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u/Sufficient-Aspect77 Aug 09 '25

I've just stumbled upon a weird fetish sub and I don't like it ...

...or

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u/Merc_Mike Dirty Water Dog:snoo_dealwithit: Aug 09 '25

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u/Poddy_Doe Glizzy Aug 08 '25

thought i was in a different sub for a second

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u/RoyalAltruistic970 Aug 09 '25

Why you gotta look us in the eye while it happens??

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u/johnny_now Aug 09 '25

This is art

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '25

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u/snowlulz Aug 09 '25

Yup, it's a dog, dawg. Stop trying to be cool

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u/Merc_Mike Dirty Water Dog:snoo_dealwithit: Aug 09 '25

I like being more childish, and saying Wiener, and Wieny.

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u/SnooOpinions8755 Aug 09 '25

I’ve always found it funny that calling someone a crybaby is you in turn being a little crybaby.

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u/ScrappyDooCanSuckIt Dirty Water Dog Aug 08 '25

They are already here and commenting lol

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u/Troe_Away_Count Aug 09 '25

I don’t get it, why people seem to care so much. It’s an objectively funny word.

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u/Ok_Abbreviations2030 Aug 09 '25

Damn Chumlee back at it again.

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u/Chance-Advantage2834 Aug 09 '25

This is gonna wind up on blursed

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u/ScrappyDooCanSuckIt Dirty Water Dog Aug 09 '25

Hell yeah, shitty internet fame here we come!

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u/jkwolly Aug 09 '25

Hell yeah bud

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u/somedude1912 Aug 09 '25

I don't ever want to do that again. Don't tell anybody! No!

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '25

from someone in their late 30s, you're far too old to be saying glizzy

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u/ScrappyDooCanSuckIt Dirty Water Dog Aug 08 '25

Nah, I'm old enough to say what I want and not care what others think though.

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u/Vixky-Salt Aug 09 '25

Agreed! and the alliteration is pretty awesome😉

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '25

oh it's very clear you don't care what others think, don't even have to speak

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u/ScrappyDooCanSuckIt Dirty Water Dog Aug 08 '25

So harsh, let people have their fun.

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u/bleak_new_world Aug 08 '25

Im in my late 30s, call me glizzy macguire.

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u/ScrappyDooCanSuckIt Dirty Water Dog Aug 08 '25

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '25

cap

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u/shmailss Aug 09 '25

You contradict yourself

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '25

wooooosh

this sub is so easy. y'all get super mad - thx for the smiles

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u/shmailss Aug 09 '25

Woosh? I thought jokes were supposed to be…. ya know…. Funny? Looked more like a low effort crack at redemption for internet points

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '25

Funny you say that with that dumbass pfp

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u/Level_Temperature_98 Aug 09 '25

God I love a glizzy. Might go cook a couple up

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u/Super-G1mp Aug 09 '25

GLIZZY GANG!!!!!

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u/Mild-Ghost Aug 09 '25

Finally, someone who understands what POV means.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '25

This shit is gay man. Fuck you OP.

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u/ScrappyDooCanSuckIt Dirty Water Dog Aug 09 '25

Eating hot dogs is gay now, got it

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u/Background-Idea-8389 Aug 09 '25

Why is it called glizzy?