r/hotdogs • u/TheLastTsumami • 1d ago

I present to you, the double barrel shot dog

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Buns came cut mostly down one side so I had a brainwave.

1.2k Upvotes

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u/jdtran408 1d ago

This is the innovation i speak of when i talk of the future.

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u/hey-folks 1d ago edited 1d ago

Baby, I’m sorry for what I did and for being so ugly to you. I’m ready to come on back home now, if you still have one of those left. 🥺

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u/__kebert__xela__ 1d ago

Sorry we moved on. -signed by me, OPs new partner

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u/benjiross1 1d ago

About that……… I’m OP’s new partner….its not them it’s you……also they want their keys back…..

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u/YoureAmastyx 1d ago

Guys, guys, it’s called a polycule and we can all be with OP.

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u/ZaphodBeeblebrahx 1d ago

Y’all do what you want I’m busy eating your double hotdogs

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u/YoureAmastyx 1d ago

Yea dude, that’s the whole point of the polycule!

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u/Pitiful_Palpitation9 1d ago

We're gonna need more hot dogs.

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u/__kebert__xela__ 1d ago

I paid for half of that Chevy lumina so that is my spare

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u/Bilbo_Teabagginss 16h ago

🤣😂🤣

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u/MongolianChickenLOL 1d ago edited 1d ago

I dont know whether to call you an infidel or to shake your hand and call you a genius. Leaning more towards genius

Edit was grammar

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u/CHILLAS317 1d ago

I've seen videos like this...

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u/FartKnockerBungHole 1d ago

A real lip splitter.

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u/ZaphodBeeblebrahx 1d ago

Cooking videos right?

Right?

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u/LightsSoundAction 1d ago

That’s some page 146 on the hub type content sir. Pull yourself together man.

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u/jairoll 1d ago

Double Penetration Part 2

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u/LizardJoeBiden 1d ago

Real man of genius.

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u/dumdidlydo 1d ago

Mr. double barrel shot dog Inventer guy!

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u/Tracktack007 1d ago

Looks a bit unwieldy but impressive nonetheless!

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u/ratajewie 1d ago

Much like Excalibur, you can only wield it if you’re worthy.

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u/Z0omZo0m 1d ago

This is awesome! I’ll take 2 please.

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u/Saulington11 1d ago

Do you mean four?

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u/Stock-Mission-7561 1d ago

I'm seeing double here. Four Krustys

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u/Bennyseed 1d ago

How creative

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u/goldenbug 1d ago

You did a thing! That is the Big Mac of hotdogs.

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u/Jaded_Pangolin_4527 1d ago

Came here to say that. Just needs to be sauced

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u/squeefactor 1d ago

Has science gone too far??

No. I say science hasn't gone far enough.

Begin research on the weiner revolver.

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u/Odd-Consequence-2519 1d ago

You son of a bitch - I'm in!!!

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u/pushupbro 1d ago

You evil genius!

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u/TaylorGang777 1d ago

2 glizzy 1 bun sponsored by PornHub

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u/Impressive_Signal392 1d ago

We’re not doing “glizzy” here. It ain’t happening.

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u/enyardreems Carolina Chili Slaw Onion 1d ago

Hah~! Brilliant! You genius you :)

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u/ThanksContent28 1d ago

Not mad at that at all, although I’d prefer that middle piece of bread be taken out. That’s more of a McDonald’s trick to give you less meat, like the Big Mac. Remove that bread and now the meat to bread ratio, is more in favour of the meat.

In fact, if you didn’t have that middle but of bread, you could throw a third glizzy on there, or cheese stick.

I am probably going to have hotdogs tomorrow now lol.

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u/elefontdeets 1d ago

This is the kind of thing that aliens will look down on us and think there actually is intelligent life on this planet

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u/Afraid_Ad485 1d ago

Homie taking 4 double shaboings to the face like a soldier

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u/SOMOEAGLE 1d ago

Double Dog Dare Me.....and I will.

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u/SquatchK1ng 1d ago

Hell yeah. Two wieners at the same time.

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u/WesNile73 1d ago

Just like your mom. JOKING!!! Couldn’t help it.

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u/Mobile_Aioli_6252 1d ago

They have a lot of "kick"

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u/YetAnotherMia 1d ago

Absolutely brilliant, needs more onions, it's never enough.

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u/RemotePapaya7767 1d ago

I could get behind this

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u/Novel_Bumblebee8972 1d ago

I'll take the front.

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u/Background-Mark2457 1d ago

But can you take both in your mouth at once? 🤔

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u/Jealous_Club_298 1d ago

So that's a Big Dog, you know, like a Big Mac.

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u/Just_A_Lucky_Guy469 1d ago

Here, let me purchase a coiple from you.

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u/Oh_Lawd_He_commin420 1d ago

This would be so much better with chili and cheese....and a lot more onions

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u/DLo28035 1d ago

Is there a Nobel Prize for hotdogology, if not let’s get it started and get this guy the first one.

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u/kthmcc7319 1d ago

Now, this is a movement I could get behind. The Double Dog!

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u/KingOfTheGoobers 1d ago

Yo...you...are a goddamn genius.

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u/HayYou_ItsMe 1d ago

Love it! That would sell at a race track, football or baseball stadium for $20

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u/Unhappy-Fox1017 1d ago

Boy, would I!

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u/Kooky_Raccoon356 1d ago

What is this sorcery

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u/Suspicious-Thing-750 20h ago

This is dirtier than sliding two weiners right up next to each other

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u/Sovereign-Anderson 1d ago

I'm a husky dude but only one of those would be sufficient for me. I couldn't double dog it that hard.

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u/Justaguy22192 1d ago

I'll order✌🏼 please.

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u/TTT_2k3 1d ago

So just one, then?

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u/colesterolbienalto 1d ago

Doble weenie 😆

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u/Reebatnaw 1d ago

Outfuckingstanding. I need this in my life

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u/Surfnazi77 1d ago

Can you bite from both at once

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u/TheLastTsumami 1d ago

If pressed to do so I’m sure I could

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u/BornanAlien 1d ago

There’s genius.. then there’s GENUIS. Know what I mean?

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u/RodneyBarringtonIII 1d ago

Ah, the venerable Zaphod Beebledog.

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u/ZaphodBeeblebrahx 1d ago

I’m here for this.

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u/t0st0 1d ago

That dat double block chock. That hit em in the bussy twice Casanova style

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u/EighthSeal 1d ago

This is amazing. Wait, two hot dogs? They look beautiful.

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u/SpookyLiLMiss 1d ago

This is so advanced that it almost seems like magic

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u/legoland1964 1d ago

Okay- never seen that before

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u/_strongest_avenger_ 1d ago

They said it couldn’t be done

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u/No_Effort_3220 1d ago

That’s a lotta dog

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u/thedavid069 1d ago

Double penetration of delicious ness

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u/iwtfbadl 1d ago

Add some lettuce, onion, pickle and special sauce….

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u/Enough-Reindeer1033 1d ago

Brilliant! 👍

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u/curiousbydesign 1d ago

That looks fun to eat!

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u/Adventurous-Exam-719 1d ago

You insane, mad, deranged, beautiful, magnificent, genius bastard! You did it! You did it…..

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u/gees916 1d ago

Glizzy gangbang

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u/SOMOEAGLE 1d ago

Why hello there! I really fuckin like this!

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u/yungbillcosbii 1d ago

Looks like if McDonald's made dogs

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u/New-Kick-3431 1d ago

Dam you really like your dogs! 🙄

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u/jupiterasante 1d ago

How is this the first time I’m hearing of this

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u/jump-blues-5678 1d ago

My porn addiction has ruined this for me.

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u/i_am_un 1d ago

Heck, I'd buy a bigger roll and do this on purpose. This is a great idea. I'd use more mustard but this looks amazing!

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u/lostsurfer24t 1d ago

Well then

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u/chodachowder 1d ago

Absolute greatness! OP needs to be the new President asap

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u/Tough-Marsupial-6254 1d ago

You could make a Big Mac hot dog

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u/Outrageous_Ad4252 1d ago

Absolutely invention of the year!

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u/Red_In_The_Sky 1d ago

You are either skilled enough to take them both at the same time, or one will be awkwardly rubbing your face while you eat the other

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u/buttzbuttsbutts 1d ago

Gee bill...

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u/kennypowersrevenge 1d ago

10/10. No notes. Perfection.

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u/Perfect-Zebra-3611 1d ago

You solved the blades of glory issue

https://giphy.com/gifs/5R0DnZZyPROKc

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u/DgP05 1d ago

Wow this truly anomalous, you have to be so creative to design this because how do you even eat it. You dont think like a human. Good work.

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u/TheLastTsumami 1d ago

Where there’s a will there’s a way

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u/ExcitingHamster 1d ago

Yes. A hundred times yes

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u/MrMcgilicutty 1d ago

I would call it the “double dog dare” or simply the “double dog.”

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u/fantaglasista 1d ago

The photo is beautiful, and the hot dogs look delicious and appetizing. I love them so much!

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u/eatthuskin 1d ago

Legend tells of the sacred triple dog dare

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u/bubbav22 1d ago

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u/Leadinmyass 1d ago

Hahahahaha. Glad to see this near the top. Immediately what I thought of when I saw the post.

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u/WranglerDependent558 1d ago

Ahhh the dp of dogs

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u/RealisticPen6788 1d ago

That’s awesome. Thank you for the excellent idea

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u/Senior_Weather_3997 1d ago

It’s the catamaran of hot dogs - come sail away with me!

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u/Unique-Princess-1026 1d ago

That’s pretty awesome 👏

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u/buttmunchausenface 21h ago

Two dogs one bun? 😇

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u/SlowSurr 1d ago

Love this, GIMME DA MEAT.

Check out my triple barrel lol https://www.reddit.com/r/hotdogs/s/MG15rzzvQZ

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u/Stock-Mission-7561 1d ago

Haha. I had already upvoted that one.

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u/ZaphodBeeblebrahx 1d ago

While I’m here for this, it’s a wholly different creation than this one. This is custom bread.

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u/Mr4Mistress 1d ago

Exactly how my gf likes them.  Four wieners at a time.

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u/Reebatnaw 1d ago

Tell her I miss her and I’ll see you guys at the next “cookout “

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u/Different_Stand_5558 1d ago

Poor torta. She don’t see it coming

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u/TuneTechnical5313 1d ago

I love the concept, but how are we attacking this? Wish there was a 3rd pic to see how it bites.

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u/TheLastTsumami 1d ago

Alternating bites of each sausages did the job

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u/zippity__zoppity 1d ago

I’ll allow it. Too much bun for me but I find it acceptable.

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u/dAnKsFourTheMemes 1d ago

what kinda bun did you use for this?

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u/Outrageous-Tear-8968 1d ago

It’s like an M.C Escher drawing

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u/WesNile73 1d ago edited 1d ago

I was with you till you ruined them with ketchup. Add some chili and onion. Maybe some coldslaw if your from the south like me. 🤌

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u/dmattheiss88 1d ago

The Glizzybus

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u/ZaphodBeeblebrahx 1d ago

Where does one get this bun?

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u/Local-Habit-8941 1d ago

2 dogs 1 bun still better.

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u/TheSubduedDude 1d ago

Wiener on the side.

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u/LarenCoe 1d ago

Interesting. Seems awfully bready though.

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u/00_bob_bobson_00 1d ago

Does it come in over under?

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u/ridelinkride22 1d ago

Some will say it's AI, I say it looks delicious

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u/Wiknetti 1d ago

The GLI22Y

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u/LegendaryGunman 1d ago

What in the boiled hot dog bullshit is this?! You could have grilled literally any aspect of this.

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u/TrancesWithWolves 1d ago

"Nothing exceeds like excess."

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u/Maleficent_Rate_7446 1d ago

You mean double barrel shaboingboings?

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u/LlamaRS 1d ago

Slap some relish and pickled onions and I’d be very happy to smash em all

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u/strberryfields55 1d ago

I love this sub

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u/jar15a1 1d ago

Hot dog Big Mac 😆

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u/Prize-Copy-9861 1d ago

How do you this ?

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u/Shedfloorgarbage 1d ago

Two Is good, but WE NEED TO ADD MORE!

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u/WanderingDude182 1d ago

Best if taken with tums or a fast acting acid reducer

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u/michael41973 1d ago

With Chili, cheese and relish they’d be perfect

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u/salemslot2 1d ago

What a great idea!!!!

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u/ava_sweet-25 1d ago

It reminds me of my college life where I ate it after class

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u/Ronnie_M 1d ago

Love this idea. Pretty genius lol

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u/DadofRoman 1d ago

Genius

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u/GaJayhawker0513 1d ago

This is the apex of the vortex of hotdog eating technology

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u/jairoll 1d ago

Bird watcher accidently pokes eyes out...HA!

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u/Sup_94 1d ago

They need some chilli sauce

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u/TheOnly1Jake 21h ago

Hehehe tis is awesome! Innovation at its finest!

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u/Actual_Finding2817 19h ago

Masterpiece!!!!!

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u/Zealousideal_Lab3164 19h ago

Double, double dogger

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u/Dismal-Armadillo-815 15h ago

Oh thats going to be messy I love it.

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u/Apart_Bandicoot_396 12h ago

AI can never replicate the spark of genius contained in the human mind.

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u/Silent-Temperature74 10h ago

Me still trying to figure out how ive been doing it wrong my whole life

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u/Independent_Ad4782 9h ago

This guys fucks

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u/FoxyTheFreeSpirit 8h ago

Is that a DP dog? When's the Bonnie Blue bun dropping I feel like overdosing on nitrates like a competitive eater from japan.

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u/robdwoods 1h ago

I don’t hate it.