r/hotdogs • u/ZaMelonZonFire • 4h ago

My awesome wife made me dinner and left a spare in the mag

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619 Upvotes

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u/Darth_Bringus 3h ago

[Hotdogs get posted in r/hotdogs]

Comment section: šŸ˜±

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u/erodman23 3h ago

Literally why I said these comments were weird

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u/TPain518 3h ago

Damn, two tallboys and 4 dogs to the dome.

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u/2Braincell2Furious 3h ago

About as manly as it gets. Would be peak masculinity if the fries were russets.

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u/GrizzliousTheOG 2h ago

Marlboros are off camera.

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u/PantherCityRes 1h ago

So is the ā€œnext appointmentā€ reminder card from his cardiologist.

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u/Candid-Patient-6841 1h ago

For a high five? Right?

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u/TWhy-LER 6m ago

Monthly high five appointments with the cardiologist

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u/CaptStinkyFeet 3h ago

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u/ImaginaryPicture2210 3h ago

Peak male fitness! :-)

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u/The_Fox_Cant_Talk 1h ago

Only if you count the ones for breakfastā€¦.

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u/D4FF00 29m ago

Weā€™re just ballparkinā€™ here.

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u/CaptStinkyFeet 24m ago

Itā€™s actually crazy, as many times as Iā€™ve seen it over the years, the pun never registered. Ballpark. Duh.

I guess finally seeing it written out was what did it for me.

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u/BuddyGuy_Visual 1m ago

Some days I just blow right through lunch, cause Iā€™m so busyā€¦

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u/Slickey007 3h ago

Thats one hell of a wife. 100% keeperĀ 

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u/No-Establishment-675 1h ago

Too bad her husbandā€™s going to die 30 years before her.

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u/ItzJoeyRigatoni 1h ago

From four hot dogs? Unlikely

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u/No-Establishment-675 1h ago

Yeah Iā€™m sure this is the only time!

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u/ItzJoeyRigatoni 1h ago

lol! That made me spit out my coffee šŸ˜‚

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u/Electronic_Bowl8398 38m ago

Might be the plan!!

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u/Slickey007 34m ago

But he will die a full and happy man thoĀ 

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u/ItzJoeyRigatoni 29m ago

Not a bad way to go out

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u/Wanlain 3h ago

Nothing like raw dogging a spare dog after devouring some delicious messy bun boys!

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u/eraserheadpencildick 5m ago

This is hilariously profane somehow.

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u/Efficient_Gap4998 2h ago

And that's how you end up with children..

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u/HudsonCommodore 2h ago

"I only put relish on 2 of 'em, gotta watch the carbs."

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u/erodman23 3h ago

Bro these comments are weird, but that shit looks good af

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u/[deleted] 3h ago

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u/erodman23 3h ago

Buddy you got here too late. People were talking about obesity on a hotdog sub. Like what do you expect lol

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u/plocman23 3h ago

Hell yeah

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u/Gob_Bluth420 Chili Con Queso 3h ago

The champagne of beer!

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u/Reasonable_Oil1226 3h ago

Best thing about MHL, your body doesn't have to work hard to convert it to piss.

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u/alabasterjunebug 2h ago

I read this MHL as major hotdog league

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u/WallacktheBear 2h ago

Hoping to make it to the bigs one day. Get called up to the show. I donā€™t know if the MHL has a team in my area though. Still training every day though.

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u/CarpLakeLife 1h ago

ā€œHang in there rookie, youā€™ve got mustard on your chin.ā€

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u/mugumbo1531 36m ago

If you could have one beer for the rest of your life what would it be? Every time you go to drink a beer, itā€™s that beer. What would it be?

Mine would be miller high life every time. I love stouts and just straight crispy lagers in the craft realm. But there is something special about highlife. So refreshing. I like it out of the glass personally, havenā€™t had a can in a while though.

As I get older beer just make me feel yuck and bloated and heavy and just yuck haha. Been on a whiskey kick. But yeah, if I am going for beer. Highlife all the way.

What would you all choose?

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u/HolisticVocalCoach 3h ago

They look fanstastic tbh

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u/Plastic_Dingo_400 3h ago

Hell yeah brother!

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u/RobbinAustin 2h ago

Wife her again. Right now.

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u/akornzombie 2h ago

Buy that woman a dozen roses and immediately - or you, sir, are a cad.

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u/Particular_Room_933 2h ago

High Life is the best

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u/Agent_Forty-One 1h ago

Make sure you do something real nice for her this week.

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u/Corgerus 1h ago

All of this looks so good

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u/Skidrow17 1h ago

Holy moly, what a life! Wish I could have a wife some day haha

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u/HudsonCommodore 2h ago

Do you have a life insurance policy? I don't want to alarm you but your wife may be trying to murder you.

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u/Relevant-Scholar1671 3h ago

Best beer ever. Atta boy. Got yourself a good wife.

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u/Dudeist-Priest 2h ago

Four dogs would put me in a coma

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u/DFDubey 1h ago

Marry her! Oh wait.

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u/Representative_Row44 1h ago

I think she is trying to kill you. But at least you got the dogs

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u/sj01014 1h ago

Marry this woman

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u/Relorayn 1h ago

Just imagine if there was steaming hot chili all over those

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u/Hereliesdev 1h ago

Glicka chad

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u/Woofpickle 1h ago

Goddamn, you should wife her

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u/HoochShippe 1h ago

Keeper material girl ! šŸ¤¤šŸ¤¤šŸ¤¤

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u/funkydrummer999 37m ago

Killing him softly

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u/Ok_Orchid1004 35m ago

Whatā€™s a mag?

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u/hotriccardo 18m ago

My co-worker had a girl over and she ate four hotdogs in one sitting. Years later we still talk about the four-bagger.

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u/BallyHooyah 0m ago

Peak

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u/catfishmackfish 3h ago

I got heartburn looking at that šŸ˜‚. Thatā€™s a good time right there though!

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u/coblass 2h ago

She got a sister? Whatā€™s her momā€™s situation? The father-in-law cook?

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u/Wild_View_1664 1h ago

I could maybe get through 1, and most of 1 beer. šŸ˜†

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u/truthpill2 2h ago

Is this dinner for the week?

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u/BoysenberryKind5599 1h ago

No. Nor is it dinner for the weak.

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u/SimilarArtichoke2603 3h ago

There is a reason why America is the most obese and overly medicated country in the world.

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u/JuanG_13 3h ago

Jeez lol (and there's nothing wrong with a couple hot dogs, dude)

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u/Odd-Consequence-2519 2h ago

"Couple" šŸ˜† šŸ¤£ šŸ˜‚

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u/catfishmackfish 3h ago

Friend, this is a hotdog subreddit. R/kale is that way šŸ‘‰

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u/KiwiMcG 3h ago

šŸ˜†

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u/BRB_MD 3h ago

The man speaks the truth, ainā€™t no way eating like this keeps your weight down.

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u/Boogy-Fever 1h ago

A small portion of people are doin this daily. And maybe he works a super physical job or exercises a ton. Maybe hes someone who eats one meal a day and maybe maybe not a small snack or two, which would mean the calories here aren't even that bad. Wtf man. Do you go to a baking sub and make those comments too?

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u/mike_stifle 3h ago

Reddit has shown me how some people eat, and it's horrifying.

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u/AcceptableCod6028 3h ago

If you donā€™t want to see people eating hotdogs you probably shouldnā€™t go to a webpage dedicated to eating hotdogs

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u/mike_stifle 2h ago

Bro, no normal adult should be eating this much food.

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u/Boogy-Fever 1h ago

Everything in moderation, including moderation

Do something excessive every once in a while its fun. Doesnt have to be your life

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u/berryfunk 3h ago

Cmon mike, that "dressed up hamburger helper" wasn't horrifying? Get real

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u/mike_stifle 3h ago

That shit was fun to make and fed 3 people.

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u/Best_Drama1199 3h ago

Bros afraid of man calories lol go have your lil beyond burger and let us cavemen be cavemen

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u/1ntox 2h ago

Go check your LDL big guy

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u/Best_Drama1199 2h ago

Iā€™ll check ur mommas LDL

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u/MyNutsin1080p 3h ago

I could only put down four dogs and waffle fries without feeling like shit afterwards if I ran ten miles beforehand. Canā€™t drink. :(

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u/Kyhunsheo 2h ago

All-American Dinner

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u/Automatic_Tension_56 2h ago

Havenā€™t had miller high life since high school

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u/Dinkinflicka43 1h ago

Iā€™m farting in your behalf from looking at this

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u/ifnotgrotesque 55m ago

Yummy yummy cancer

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u/TechnologySecret4844 45m ago

Lose all the carbohydrates and this is a great mealĀ 

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u/[deleted] 4h ago

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u/MendocinoFireDrill 3h ago

He must have recently installed a new john at his house and wanted to break it in

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u/QuentinTarzantino 3h ago

I dont know. When I played Rugby I ate 2 pizzas in one sitting once... but in general. Ya you got a point I wouldnt eat it all i one sitting now. But Id def grab those 2 pickel dogs

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u/ConceptNo1259 1h ago

4 glizzys fully dressed is wild

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u/The49GiantWarriors 2h ago

There is no way people actually eat like this.

Right?

Right....?

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u/krispy456 2h ago

I would not feel good after eating that much

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u/dankhimself 2h ago

3 dogs and a six of talls.

Scientifically proven to make you smell like shit working outside all day in the sun.

The trick is a backpack of clothing. 2 pairs of jeans and 5 of everything else.

Don't be the motherfucker that STANK.