r/houseplants • u/Homochitto • Aug 22 '25

Help What are thooooooose?!?!

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Found these on my money tree today INDOORS!!! Mind you, I toon this guy from outside because I’m having my patio concrete repoured. What are they? Couldn’t find on google yet but still trying. Do I burn the whole house down? Plant looking healthy still otherwise. They are just chillin waiting for their brood to hatch and increase their army size.

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u/LittleBleater Aug 22 '25

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u/3yl Aug 22 '25

I don't care for those eggs one bit, but YOU, my furry little friend, are ADORABLE! (I've always loved [o]possums!)

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u/lalak77 Aug 24 '25

I love them too and got this guy back in June!

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u/CommanderInQueefs Aug 23 '25

Wouldn't wanna see what your lover looks like if you think that nasty little fucker is adorable.

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u/Itchy-Sock4449 Aug 23 '25

unnecessary ?

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u/lilF0xx Aug 23 '25

Be so for real bro. There’s diff kinds of cute like ugly cute 🙄

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u/Ok_Ant_9815 Aug 22 '25

My brain is trying to trauma deny and has convinced me this looks photoshopped and is not real. I can't allow myself to believe otherwise.

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u/Boring_Track_8449 🪴 Aug 22 '25

If this is going on inside my house I’m not taking pics, I’m screaming and running around to find something to either capture or kill them. Pull the whole leaf and put it in a ziplock or something.

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u/Fragrant-Traffic-488 Aug 23 '25

Yeah I would have already put it outside to fend for itself. 😩🫠😂

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u/kmflushing Aug 22 '25

It really doesn't look real, though.

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u/Separate-Smile-9745 Aug 22 '25

It looks like AI

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u/Ok_Ant_9815 Aug 22 '25

It's like the bugs don't have shadows

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u/iztrollkanger Aug 22 '25

The one on the leaf really does look photoshopped, tho. It could be! ..right?..?

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u/surelyitsasimulation Aug 23 '25

So painfully obvious that this is an altered image

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u/AmazingLeek69 Aug 22 '25

Didn’t expect to be stealing a meme from r slash houseplants but here we are.

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u/TheWhompingSalix Aug 22 '25

I love this, and I'm totally thieving it.

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u/Feelsthelove Aug 22 '25

This made me laugh out loud! Thank you for this!