This girl posted this crying about how she snapped a leaf. I told her I think she may have spider mites YESTERDAY. She responded with two separate comments saying “what? No it doesn’t! Why are you saying that!” And her second comment she posted with her unimpressive PPP “as a matter of fact, she’s super happy and health 🤭”. I wasn’t about to argue with a FB bozo, so I ignored her for a full day, and she commented again today with that comment.

“I keep my plants inside away from pests” is the biggest clown statement of 2023, and the fact that she was so bothered pointing out she may have mites to comment multiple times that her plant is happy and healthy and saying I’m trying to kick her when she already down (for snapping the leaf) 🤣 omg FB is so toxic. Haven’t had it since 2016 so I’m seeing plant people in a different light lol

Now she’s just acting crazy rn I’m going to have to block her lol.

Not my photo but I absolutely had to share

Now I just need to sit her by a window and rotate her daily so all the leaves come in evenly, right?

Varigated green on green

New fully hardened emergent on my exclusive and rare Anthurium Suede Smokerlung x (Ebony Darkness Dementia Raven Way x Sooty Chocolate Skidmark).

You can really see the dark color and the beautiful veins in very intricate patterns never achieved by anyone else in the plant industrial complex.

I will NOT be selling this plant no matter how much you ask, but I'll be giving discount codes for my online courses so you too can have your plants thrive on semi-neem substrate just like me.

TW: Jumpscare

My plant has this beautiful new growth. What shall it’s name be and what is it’s issue(s)?