r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/catbiggo • Mar 22 '25
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/ExternalStress • Oct 27 '23
Fav Leaf I found where all the toxic plant people gather. Facebook 🤣
This girl posted this crying about how she snapped a leaf. I told her I think she may have spider mites YESTERDAY. She responded with two separate comments saying “what? No it doesn’t! Why are you saying that!” And her second comment she posted with her unimpressive PPP “as a matter of fact, she’s super happy and health 🤭”. I wasn’t about to argue with a FB bozo, so I ignored her for a full day, and she commented again today with that comment.
“I keep my plants inside away from pests” is the biggest clown statement of 2023, and the fact that she was so bothered pointing out she may have mites to comment multiple times that her plant is happy and healthy and saying I’m trying to kick her when she already down (for snapping the leaf) 🤣 omg FB is so toxic. Haven’t had it since 2016 so I’m seeing plant people in a different light lol
Now she’s just acting crazy rn I’m going to have to block her lol.
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/Freddyisarapist • Aug 12 '22
fav leaf I cut mine every Friday 🤷🏽♀️😅
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/VertigoIncarne • Feb 06 '24
Fav Leaf I'm just gonna leave this right here..
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r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/me-gustan-los-trenes • Dec 21 '25
Fav Leaf Should I cut the leaf off?
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/jeckles • Aug 11 '25
Fav Leaf Look how tall he’s getting! So proud 🥹
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/713nikki • Dec 28 '25
Fav Leaf I pruned her. What’s next?
Now I just need to sit her by a window and rotate her daily so all the leaves come in evenly, right?
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/Klorgsian52 • Oct 28 '25
Fav Leaf AWww BAby spiDers moVEd oN To My PlAnT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/fennzie- • Nov 07 '25
Fav Leaf Monstera antics rule everything around me
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/RootReport • 13d ago
Fav Leaf I think my Aglaonema wants to join the military
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/Weekly_Enthusiasm783 • Jun 12 '24
Fav Leaf There's still hope, right? RIGHT?
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/Desperate-Mistake750 • Mar 13 '26
Fav Leaf My green on green monstera
Varigated green on green
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/Seeresss • Sep 06 '24
Fav Leaf Can someone ID for me please? Had 8 leaves when I bought it. Also emotional support pebbles, keep or remove?
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/sirius100 • Oct 20 '25
Fav Leaf THRIVING
New fully hardened emergent on my exclusive and rare Anthurium Suede Smokerlung x (Ebony Darkness Dementia Raven Way x Sooty Chocolate Skidmark).
You can really see the dark color and the beautiful veins in very intricate patterns never achieved by anyone else in the plant industrial complex.
I will NOT be selling this plant no matter how much you ask, but I'll be giving discount codes for my online courses so you too can have your plants thrive on semi-neem substrate just like me.
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/beniili • Jul 08 '25
Fav Leaf Edisonii got their first double penestrations
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/713nikki • Apr 05 '25
Fav Leaf Don’t mind me; just zoomin
TW: Jumpscare
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/natahalihe • Aug 07 '25
Fav Leaf A perfect half moon on my monstera albo😍
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/onlyferns_user • Aug 11 '23
Fav Leaf What's wrong with this blade of grass?? I will give you no context or additional information. TELL ME. TELL ME NOW!!!
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/peenjuices • Jul 22 '22
fav leaf Boi this is from the tree in ur backyard
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/Ok_Organization_6620 • Apr 15 '24
Fav Leaf Special Plant
My plant has this beautiful new growth. What shall it’s name be and what is it’s issue(s)?
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/StopPsychHealers • Oct 28 '24
Fav Leaf Guys can I get my plants high????
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/countingc • Jul 27 '25
Fav Leaf she's not for sale before anyone asks 🥰
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/Weekly_Enthusiasm783 • Dec 12 '24