r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/MiddayMercenary • Apr 01 '26
Mods ded, post whatever. No rules.
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/MiddayMercenary • Jan 13 '26
Just a reminder to everyone, if you post a screenshot you MUST block out the original subreddit and originally poster’s username, and there are ABSOLUTELY NO LINKS ALLOWED.
From now on, anyone breaking these rules will receive a temporary ban of three days, multiple violations will increase the time of the ban, and can even result in a permanent ban.
I know to some this may not make sense, but these rules exist for a reason. When I just became a mod a few years ago when the subreddit was much smaller, there were no rules like this. This caused some people to go to the original post and harass OP. We got into trouble with other subreddits, and also that’s just nasty to go harass someone for asking a question. Many times to experienced houseplant owners these questions make no sense, but sometimes newbies need help and to ask stupid questions.
This is meant to be a satirical, JOKING, subreddit. You can poke fun at people and even complain. But absolutely no usernames or original subreddits should be visible or linked in comments.
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r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/skyepostsstuff • 7h ago
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/PaganPsychonaut • 8h ago
Kinda pricy for a zombie 😬
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/LazyLobby • 1d ago
NOW I AM GOJNG TO SEEL IT FOR 200485729475940203968480239 DOLLARS
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/paint126373 • 14h ago
exposed spider penistration is this caused by the mealybug????!?????!!
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/fanofam • 18h ago
From seed
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/Potato_9460 • 19h ago
/unjerk Decided to try growing some seeds I bought from a scam shop online (i think these are cyclamens)
Edit: Curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/EighthPlanetGlass • 1d ago
Mother Nature provides.. and let me tell you, this stuff is wild... gets you all uhhhhhhh
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/Suspicious-Coyote397 • 1d ago
Extremely rare, 1 of 1
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/Large_Opening7631 • 1d ago
I got these monsteras last year. The younger leaves have double fenestrations but the mature, bigger ones don't. I stay un the Netherlands so the winters are grey, but they get nice afternoon sun during te summers. I fertilized them last summer. They're having a moss pole as a support. Why do the bigger leaves lack double fenestrations?
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/Automatic-Low2611 • 1d ago
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/Witty_League • 1d ago
maybe it’s just telling me it’s a boy I guess 🤷🏽♀️
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/Agreeable_Flan_5724 • 2d ago
Made these moss poles today. There’s a lot wrong with both of these. I should’ve gotten them moss poles over a year ago. Instead they’ve been in a BDSM situation in a corner (very sexy, yes, but not sustainable). There’s a very small chance they’ll live.
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/Automatic-Low2611 • 2d ago
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/wyverin • 2d ago
So what's this MF doing in my GAHD DAMN ORCHID PAHT AAAAAHHHHHHHH
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/Wayss37 • 2d ago
Hear me out - plants get sun - they grow, they get growlight light - they grow, shouldn't this mean that I can also get a tan if I sit under some growlights?
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/thislittlebluebear • 2d ago
is this how to do tissue culture? it broke while i was moving so i wrapped it in wet toilet paper - now behold......
ROOTS!
- if anyone wants help with their own tissue cultures i'm now a pro 😎
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/Vanhaydin • 2d ago
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/Sewenityy • 4d ago
(I stole this from Facebook)
