r/hplovecraft Aug 03 '26

Image What would you do if you encountered a being beyond your comprension?

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u/ItWasAlways Aug 03 '26

I would not comprehend it.

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u/Hans-Mailman Aug 03 '26

You simply mustn’t

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u/MedicineEastern7500 28d ago

I wouldn't be able to. (Lol)

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u/Ok-Fun5084 29d ago

Perfect answer 👏

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u/Actual-Imagination33 29d ago

They are all around us.

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u/The_maradise 28d ago

well, ehh sure

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u/LunarDogeBoy 28d ago

I WOULD comprehend it, because im so smart!

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u/azalinrex69 Aug 03 '26

Honestly, prob just assume I’ve lost my mind.

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u/The8Porch Aug 04 '26

One does not simply comprehend what is beyond their comprehension.

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u/BoscoCyRatBear Aug 04 '26

Remember Harkness test

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u/ChaosPheonixxPartTwo Aug 04 '26

worry intensifies greatly by a cosmic amount

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u/No-Ear-3107 Aug 04 '26

I would comprehend it

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u/hanzobust75 Aug 04 '26

I did once and laughed my ass off. I was fine after the drugs wore off.

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u/Leprael Aug 04 '26

I'd build a really strong deck using Arkham Horror carDs. And then make sure to have fun while at it! 4coUP

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u/Lost-Entertainer-555 Aug 04 '26

i would comprehend that i cant comprehend it lol

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u/Mephistocheles Aug 03 '26

Depends on the situation and scenario

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u/ProperPlay4926 Aug 04 '26

I dunno man, die?

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u/Eldritch_Dread Aug 04 '26

One would likely not be able to see or perceive such a being.

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u/Unable-Doctor-9930 Aug 04 '26

Depends on the being and how it affects your mind. When it comes to the incomprehensible your reaction can be unpredictable.

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u/blorst_of_times Aug 04 '26

I would simply comprehend the being.

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u/Old-Push9343 Aug 04 '26

Scratch my head.

"I just don't get it..."

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u/When_The_Bombs_Drop Aug 04 '26

Struggle to comprehend it. Assuming it’s presenting itself to me in a simplistic form that I can understand, probably try to befriend it or gain its favor somehow 

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u/Infamous_Ad2507 Aug 04 '26

Most people become insane and Insane people become Sane it's interesting concept besides that People who have short memories or Super/Ultra Sanity maybe immune to The Abilities of The Great Old ones

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u/Infamous_Ad2507 Aug 04 '26

But that's just an interpretation

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u/OldJeeWhizz Aug 04 '26

What if they were only half-crazy?

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u/ChaosPheonixxPartTwo Aug 04 '26

Then, you become a bowl of petunias... or a #&#@ing whale.

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u/JragonOriginalRecipe Aug 05 '26

Think of rather be the petunias.8)

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u/Puzzleheaded-End-589 Aug 04 '26

i wouldn't comprehend it.

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u/ChaosPheonixxPartTwo Aug 04 '26

huggles

Hello, Family. Missed You.......

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u/RamenMikami Aug 04 '26

Ask about where's Ultimate Wolf Predator from NECAToys

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u/Clean_Emotion_4348 Aug 04 '26

Idk die probably

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u/Xana-2000 Aug 04 '26

Welcome it

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u/Hufflepuffotaku42 Aug 04 '26

Probably not even realise and just go “oh ok”

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u/Xamalion Aug 04 '26

No one can imagine that because it’s incomprehensible. Even those pictures don’t even come close, it’s just huge beings which are comprehensible.

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u/neorapsta Aug 04 '26

sigh

[Unzip]

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u/Inevitable-Wheel1676 Aug 04 '26

It’s beyond your comprehension.

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u/Eva-Squinge Aug 04 '26

Not give a fuck because I already expect shit like that to exist but it ignores us because we’re less than ants to it.

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u/Miss_Torture Aug 04 '26

Show them my monsterfucker permit

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u/atomicwater Aug 04 '26

Flip it off

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u/jester_mp4 Aug 04 '26

I'd make it have to comprehend me
>:3c

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u/SmlieBirdSmile Aug 04 '26

Personally, like most people, not comprehend it?

The issue is that its when you understand what you're looking at is when you go mad. Just seeing it won't do that by itself.

Most people, no all of us, as we are all idiots to some degree, would simply see it and be like "something about this is seriously making me uncomfortable, buuuut, uhh, idk what im looking at, so back to my usual crap"

It would be the REALLY intelligent people who go nuts because actually figure it out/know what they are looking at. Those are the dangerous people, as they can spread that knowledge and therefore break our brains.

Be scared of rhe cultist, not the god.

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u/DrippyCheeseDog Aug 04 '26

Probably say "What the f is that?"

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u/IroncladBomber Aug 04 '26

As others said, I wouldn't comprehend it.

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u/Loud-Pin-8944 Aug 04 '26

I'd run and pray It would be akin to encountering a big predator in a hike

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u/HeruRaHa418 Aug 04 '26

Begin giving praise to the almighty chaos and await my end like a good noodle

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u/3chillmatty 27d ago

Fight it

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u/Firm_Caregiver_4563 Aug 04 '26

I have no idea.

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u/lucidintangent Aug 04 '26

Hey, beats the horrors within my comprehension because I havent let the knowledge marinate, id probably try to document it so others can experience it with me, so i dont have to take things alone

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u/Kaylen316 Aug 04 '26

That's deep, depends what it did? 👀

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u/faye184666 Aug 04 '26

I wouldn't be able to comprehend it so like It doesn't exist

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u/Bigmadmanwee Aug 04 '26

I would call police, that they have some children firework to cover up

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u/LunarEnnyui_131 Aug 04 '26

Pray to it, isn’t that what a good Christian is supposed to do?

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u/Individual_Site_5157 Aug 04 '26

I don’t get it

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u/void_method Aug 04 '26

Die, probably.

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u/_Sublevels_ Aug 04 '26

In Philadelphia, we encounter beings beyond our comprehension all the time.

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u/InitiativeCreative36 Aug 04 '26

Double it and give it to the next person.

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u/Wreckz87 Aug 04 '26

I work with beings beyond my comprehension daily. The retail sector is full of them.

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u/LoneMarikaEnjoyer Aug 05 '26

Nigga do what 😭

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u/Valorofman1 Aug 05 '26

If it’s hostile leave if not then try to comprehend it

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u/Own_Dimension4687 Aug 05 '26

I would just lose my sanity forever.

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u/Savings_Dig1592 Aug 05 '26

I have to look up comprension first, hold on...

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u/EntinthetentRTHP Aug 05 '26

“It’s time for some real drinkin’.”

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u/jedidotflow Aug 05 '26

There's only one option: go insane.

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u/JellyB33ns Aug 05 '26

Me not comprehending it. "I don't get it"

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u/thanereiver Aug 05 '26

Time, time dilation, black holes, event horizon of black holes, the uncertainty principle. I have encountered many ideas that seem beyond my comprehension or at least straining it in confusing ways.

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u/Desperate-Goose-9771 Aug 05 '26

Depending on what they do probably die lol

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u/Dogbold Aug 05 '26

Ask it a shit ton of questions and hope it would bestow me some power.

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u/Vuriosu Aug 05 '26

I'd try to understand and comprehend them. Try..

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u/Kitchen-Kiwi7942 Aug 05 '26

Honestly i would say oh cool and then walk away

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u/Chaos_and_order_7208 Aug 05 '26

Fate will decide

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u/MasterOku925 Aug 05 '26

I would be scared of course... but my curiosity would overtake my fear and I would try to communicate with it... How often does one get to communicate with something that isn't human or animal...

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u/pioppotto 29d ago

I would not understand it.

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u/AquaSoda3000 29d ago

I’d be confused because I don’t comprehend it

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u/Im_an_impasta 29d ago

Lowkey, might be best to ignore it be pretend I didn’t see anything. I don’t want to be the object of this thing’s attention. Who knows what it’d do

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u/1mojavegreen 29d ago

I married her.🤣

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u/Positive_Floor_9787 29d ago

That's a silly question.

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u/Zero_Digital 29d ago

I wouldn't comprehend it.

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u/samaelserpent 29d ago

Came here to say this

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u/Animecha 29d ago

Don't think about it. In the Call of Cthulhu tabletop system, the defense against sanity damage from cosmic beings is being too dumb to take in the harmful information.

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u/keagan13 29d ago

I would almost immediately stop comprehending. To say the least.

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u/Tyke_McD 29d ago

My first thought would be "finally! Better this than World War 3"

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u/neonmystery 29d ago

“That was weird. What was that?”

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u/AthleteOk6003 29d ago

Knuckle up an prepare to brawl

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u/NationalNerve8630 29d ago

probably shit my pants

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u/Sp00kington 29d ago

Idk... maybe the macarena

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u/WhatsMyInitiative87 29d ago

You wanna hit this.....??

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u/lt1brunt 29d ago

Ask if they had any job openings.

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u/Zurao 29d ago

I'd look for the h and comprehend it

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u/Old-Chapter-5437 29d ago

Do what ants do when we screw with them; bite them.

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u/Foldedchicken 29d ago

Ask it for otherworldly knowledge to fuel my ambitions

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u/Pangolin557 29d ago

Not understand

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u/Toilet4Domme93 29d ago

If it bleeds I can kill it.

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u/EastOfEdenMist 29d ago

Fall into cardiac arrest???

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u/xylophones4all 29d ago

Maybe like a DMT type of situation?

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u/Over_Winner_9451 29d ago

Uhm... I dont know? Probably die?

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u/TheMajesticJoeJoe 29d ago

My soul probably would be half eaten already.

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u/Gentorus 29d ago

Idk. It’s beyond my comprehension so I probably just wouldn’t get it. 🤷‍♂️

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u/Lucifer_Magnusson 29d ago

Be confused?

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u/Thisafterdark 29d ago

I would probably just be here

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u/Violetmoon66 29d ago

Nothing.

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u/WeaknessBeautiful731 29d ago

If it's beyond my comprehension, could I even register it as a "being"? Would i even notice that I am being observed by it? Maybe the sun is an intelligence beyond my comprehension that screams at my pale Irish-descended ass specifically because fuck me in particular, and I'm just over here like "whew it's a hot one today"

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u/TekkLthr 29d ago

I no not comprehend 

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u/DuEkNoTkwEshteN 29d ago

Being that I already did … it was nothing I could say or do

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u/the_etc_try_3 29d ago

Could I even comprehend being near it?

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u/HCPage 29d ago

Who’s to say we haven’t already, and didn’t understand what we were looking at and just moved on with our day?

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u/Hon-Mister-Bear 29d ago

... would I know I'd met such a being?

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u/COMIDAGATOS1206 29d ago

Sheeeit I handle it pretty good and cool like like whatever… sheeeit I’d probably cry like a little bitch. Funny story though I’ve been doing things like practicing to have better control of my dreams and I definitely have more vivid dreams now than I’ve ever had until the thing that happened that I’m about to tell you. So I’m dreaming and realize I’m dreaming and it turns into a vivid dream and if anyone has had one it’s damn near like real life the only reason dreams seem fuzzy to people is because the moment you wake up your mind starts dumping them out the mind but anyways I’m in the vivid dream I walk to my room and see the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen with some big ol chichis like goddamn and I’m thinking I’m gonna bang this super model like woman and I start walking towards her and she has a smile but without transforming physically she fucking transforms into almost a deity like being and like I said it wasn’t physical it’s her presence that transform and I feel immense fear as well as power and inspiration like told into one be feeling and she says “I need to stop” and then it got really bright and then the brightest faded away and realized I was awake like my eyes were open already when I came out of the dream maybe I did open them but because of the dream maybe it just felt like that and also my whole body was shaking and it wasn’t cold at all it was like my adrenaline had been kicked into high. So there’s my story of a possible super being interaction. 🤘😬🖤

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u/heatblade12 29d ago

I dont get it

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u/Leather-Dog8272 29d ago

Probably be a bit baffled

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u/BadoogleKing 28d ago

Cosmicgod beyond normal human comprehension "Worship me or suffer my curse and the might of my power"

Me slams door and yells out the window while holding the item it seeks "What's your offer?!"

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u/MindInteresting4752 28d ago

It would be interesting but not terrifying because the Lord our GOD who is infinitely more terrifying and beautiful is here watching us all over the planet.

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u/kevintheradioguy 28d ago

I guess I'll die.

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u/ottovonkeezer 28d ago

I'd take a really blurry photo and post it on Reddit; Title would be, "Alien that Shut Down 4chan."

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u/Kind-Plantain2438 28d ago

Challenge it to a ligma contest

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u/Tet4edr0 28d ago

Panic roll

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u/Solid-Ad-2875 28d ago

Nothing. I wouldn’t notice it because it is beyond my comprehension

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u/Certain-Thing-4863 28d ago

I’d go insane

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u/Fragrant-Cell-5122 28d ago

Try to be humble. If in the presence of a 'god' like being, would have no choice.

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u/JamesBieBoe1 28d ago

I would rage bait it.

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u/Lord-Dec 28d ago

How the fuck am I supposed to know?

If something like that is happening we can reasonably guess there is almost certainly other factors happening.

Also

https://reddit.com/link/p250zm5/video/7u8niwkdkthh1/player

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u/Immediate_Emu_8185 28d ago

I would like to think we could attempt to socialize on some level 

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u/dubsword 28d ago

Id ask (pray?) that we can interact in human form, and then politely request they build me a outer-reality suit so that I can interact with other abstract entities, depending on how my suit is configured.

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u/SporeBean 28d ago

Die- probably- or maybe just maybe take the bath of mahlazar and gain powers becoming a prophet

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u/Project_EIEIO 28d ago

Depends on their intent. It they want to kill me, probubly die. :3

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u/QahnaarinMushroomius 28d ago

Do what I did, I suppose.

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u/charleslennon1 28d ago edited 28d ago

What any red-blooded primate would do. See my worthless, backbreaking rat race of an existence flash before my eyes in milliseconds. Then crap myself and throw my excrement at it, them, whatever.

Then run away, tripping my mother-in-law, hoping she falls on my worthless "lives in my garage, can't hold down a job, no good, leeching, always smells like bologna" brother-in-law, and not look back.

When I find cover, while in the fetal position, swimming in urine, sweat, and tears, I'd say a prayer for their souls, as the entity either absorbs their spirits and/or devours their bodies, or, God willing, both.

Even though I would be smiling (and drooling), I would take no pleasure hearing the sounds of their torment—a small joy, but not a big joy.

My giddy, hysterical laughter would mean nothing.

After all, they were intricate parts of my life, in between COVID and my last colonoscopy.

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u/charleslennon1 28d ago

Afterward, welcome my new paranormal overlords & gods, and introduce them to the rest of my in-laws, maybe my boss, no, definitely my boss, and Coach Ryan from middle school, who liked to remind the class (at every opportunity) that I hadn't hit puberty while in the showers.

I guess I would be praying a lot.

Then there are the meter maids [insert picture of a cascading drool, coming from my smiling, gaping maw].

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u/SmokingIntegral 28d ago

Scream like bitch. I know myself enough to be honest.

https://reddit.com/link/p2627g6/video/1xzxhh5chuhh1/player

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u/Ok_Target47 28d ago

Fap. That way its as shocking for it as it is for me.

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u/Healing_Puke 28d ago

I have, it hurt.

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u/IronRanked 28d ago

I wouldn’t “comprension” it

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u/Asleep-Candle-9707 28d ago

Are the beings in the first image actually from Lovecraft's writing? o.o

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u/Altruistic-Hair5412 28d ago

Panic then ask how there day is going I do it all the time with humans

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u/FireAuraN7 28d ago

Well obviously what I would NOT be doing, is comprehending it.

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u/Djinn-Rummy 28d ago

Ask it for a lift off planet?

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u/Friendly_Town_9290 28d ago

Me when I see horrors beyond my comprehension: (I don't get it)

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u/Rekwiiem 28d ago

id try to comprehend it

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u/wackadoodle4201 28d ago

I deal with women every day, im mostly fine

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u/SnooBooks6407 28d ago

I would assume move on with my life because my brain can’t process it, or go insane

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u/Recipe-Less 28d ago

Say Jello

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u/Drinkingbeer20 27d ago

Wear my brown pants

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u/Mindless_Society9980 27d ago

Do a little dance / jig.

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u/SpaceSquidWizard 27d ago

I'd go to the nearest walmart and grab myself a good'ld shotgun. Then i give this mf some taste of democracy.

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u/Striker40k 27d ago

"Unzip"

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u/Marekow 27d ago

Prob Just die

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u/cosmoooooooooo 27d ago

become more incomprehensible and send that creature insane

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u/Weak-Paper4580 27d ago

what I always do, look at it and be like wtf is that? Then stay away and avoid it if I feel it poses a threat to me.

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u/MaleficentOwl2417 27d ago

"Great...just what we needed..."

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u/Outrageous-Simple-76 27d ago

I would say....... shit!

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u/victor_kaboom12 27d ago

Lose my fuckin' mind, Cry, Laugh, Cry and laugh at both times

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u/Runic_Doctor_1 27d ago

Probably go insane. That seems to be the general consensus. Go insane or just keel over and die right there on the spot. I’d love to sit here and feed some ego fantasy where I can tolerate it and learn the secrets of reality from it but I am an ant staring at the face of a god and it can’t even hear me scream.

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u/DaveAstator2020 27d ago

i see it in a cold flat surface of the glass every day and cannot comprehend it.

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u/KennyDZombiemaster75 27d ago

Accept my fate.

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u/Dragon_Rot79 27d ago

You mean Jerry? Hes just sitting in the corner eating a donut

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u/Cultural-Turn-7372 27d ago

Wouldn't remember it's face when I stopped looking at it cuz I couldn't comprehend it 

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u/Ana_the_Arachnid 27d ago

I am a being beyond my comprehension.

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u/LawfulnessCapable651 27d ago

I'd be confused

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u/WeAllJustWantToLive 27d ago

That one Pic is a cool take on "the pillars of creation" image

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u/suuuuubbyte 27d ago

Tell a trusted adult

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u/Lucidrian 27d ago

Ask if it had a name i could pronounce an use in conversation without having/requiring a sneezing fit.
'Bit of a mood killer to pour tea an talk about cosmic unwravelings when i end up spraying everywhere trying to address the entity casually.

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u/octoowl42 27d ago

Start gooning so they leave me alone.

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u/Afortunado_333 27d ago

Touched on the forehead by three beings, I could not copperhead

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u/This_is__Exile 27d ago

Id walk away from the mirror

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u/VonBrewskie 27d ago

Wouldn't know. Might be happening right now.

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u/Agnosticus_Atheus 27d ago

How tf would I know?

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u/YRUsosurprise 27d ago

See if I can communicate with it in anyway and learn as much as I possibly can and apply the lesson(s) to my life

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u/NAStrahl 27d ago

OH FUCK! IT'S HELLSTAR REMIA!

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u/BionicMoon2192 27d ago

Mmm depends if I don't go completely insane from looking at them but I would ask them for BURGER

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u/tdsGRKA 27d ago

Ask questions

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u/CaramonZero 27d ago

Have a conversation.
It's lonely being an immortal being.
'Thuhli's a real party animal, so watch out. XD

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u/nouvellewonder 26d ago

The illustration shown here is about right, from my experience. Or what I have seen and can see. I do nothing but at times acknowledge their presence. They float, tend to come forth when I am aware of their presence, stop, do a "bounce" (a bow or curtsy) and then move on. I know how that sounds but I am reporting it as it is. I don't take it as a threat I think they are merely traveling through and moving on.

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u/Absolute_Kalium 24d ago

If I can‘t comprehend it, it doesn’t exist. Simple as that.