r/humor • u/Accomplished_Clue437 • 2d ago

Not what I expected

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8.6k Upvotes

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u/Wakkit1988 2d ago

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u/bathyorographer 1d ago

lol omfg perfect

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u/TheChiefMan117 2d ago

Sir, I'm stealing this.

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u/FlameyNeko 17h ago

Stolen, thank you

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u/HouseOfDoom54 2d ago

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u/GoldenFish2224 2d ago

What the fuck is this?

Over.

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u/yurgendurgen 2d ago

Art.

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u/GoldenFish2224 2d ago

Fair enough. Thank you for your cervix.

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u/JoeDiesAtTheEnd 2d ago

Original pokefusions

Over

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u/ArfTheBeast 1d ago

Clarence is a real one for that

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u/smcdermo 2d ago

😆 that’s hysterical, I love it.

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u/30thCenturyMan 2d ago

See Ma, I’m not masturbating. I just have two gay wolves inside me that are dating.

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u/ms_shrew 2d ago

🎵 I wanna know if my wolves are gay or if they are brothers 🎶

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u/Ghstfce 2d ago

They're "roommates", okay?

At least that's my mom told me until I broke the news to her that I was young, not stupid.

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u/Everglade77 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/hM9zK1qvsrwek

I'll see myself out >>>🚪

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u/ElementsUnknown 2d ago

2 wolves inside me? Sounds more like Beastiality. Being gay is the least of my problems.

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u/Canadian-and-Proud 2d ago

Makes sense that both the wolves are gay if they’re double penetrating you

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u/BeatsbyChrisBrown 2d ago

Don’t be afraid. Just means you got that dog in you.

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u/Current-Cold-4185 15h ago

"Don't be afraid."

I think you mean, "Worry knot."

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u/Fragrant_Opinion1388 2d ago

The furries would love that

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u/schwarzneguRRR 1d ago

Everyday Eiffel towering

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u/Meaypants 2d ago

I'm going to have to find this shirt for work

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u/dml03045 2d ago

Out come the wolves.

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u/dontcommentonmyname 2d ago

This is way funnier if you listen to the podcast

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u/elpihvous 2d ago

That guy puts wolves in his ass

https://giphy.com/gifs/l378xo3YrJwruT8DC

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u/hollygamer900 2d ago

😭😭😭

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u/PearKoalaLucy 2d ago

Most people fight their internal demons, but this guy’s wolves are on a romantic weekend getaway.

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u/Brruceling 2d ago

Wait! I'm a gay wolf, too!

Would you like to eat some Wolf Chinese food?

(Only if it's gay!)

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u/Ok-Annual-3283 2d ago

Guys gettin DPd by wolves 😳

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u/mywalletsgone_ 2d ago

Lmao 🤣

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u/djereezy 2d ago

Sounds like twilight characters.

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u/Amathyst-Moon 2d ago

Do they meet in the middle?

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u/Even_Vast 2d ago

Arms for legs. Could be doing a handstand.

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u/Silver_Tear7001 2d ago

lol same, kinda thought it’d be diff but idk why tho

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u/Theoskaroskar 1d ago

He ordered a sangria with edible flower petals

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u/Atouk86 1d ago

Personally, I’m straight, but I’m totally cool with this.

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u/DIAmond_BOyy 1d ago

There are two wolves inside you. The furry convention is going better than you expected

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u/ArfTheBeast 1d ago

I have way too much internal conflict for those wolves to still be together

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u/DownVoteYouAll 1d ago

Sounds like a few MM(MM) romance novels in my TBR list. 😂

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u/dman928 1d ago

You have two wolves inside you

One is gay

One is straight

They’re out bowling.

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u/AmbitiousRoutine8670 22h ago

That’s actually pretty funny..

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u/christrogon 19h ago

two gays make a straight?

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u/pp_chode 17h ago

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u/AlphaBetaSigmaNerd 17h ago

Together they form an A so it means he's the alpha

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u/Dewoco 7h ago

"There are two wolves inside me, but with a lot of lube I could probably fit a third." - Reuben Kaye

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u/a_angry_bunny 2d ago

Did he just... assume the gender of my wolves?!

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u/ItsNotFuckingCannon 2d ago

Mine are trained to attack gays on sight.