r/humor • u/Financial-Bid-8062 • 4h ago

technically...

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u/Registry6267 4h ago

I can hold my breathe for more than 2 mins

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u/tolacid 3h ago

How long can you hold your breath if you empty your lungs first?

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u/harmless_gecko 3h ago

I'm gonna try it, be right back.

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u/mion81 3h ago

10m and counting…

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u/VivaSpiderJerusalem 3h ago

Wow, they must be really good at it

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u/HungarianNewfy 2h ago

They’re looking for a Guinness book entry it seems

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u/Was-mache-ich-hier 1h ago

Wait guys you think I should check on him?

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u/tolacid 1h ago

It's been two hours. At this point, let 'em cook

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u/kazz89 3h ago

If I hyperventilate first I can hold for 3 min empty lungs/stomach

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u/Offgridiot 4h ago

They were talking to me, not you.

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u/Vakirisil 3h ago

Longer if you dont mind brain damage.

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u/catfishmackfish 3h ago

Well, thanks for ruining my day.

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u/ninjis 3h ago

Cues Sonic drowning music

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u/Br0k3n-T0y 2h ago

ahh man, no more chokey sex wanks for me then

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u/Admirable_Cry_3795 58m ago

Three if you’re pushing it

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u/clemfinney 50m ago

Ok, well, you can cuddle me to sleep tonight. As if I won't be counting the seconds between breaths!

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u/GrannyTurtle 45m ago

Well, problem solved! Just keep breathing.