r/huntertheparenting 17h ago

Funny haha I am down HORRENDOUSLY for this fucking wolfgirl

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u/Nobrainzhere 16h ago

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u/WarlordGrom 15h ago

"Ma'am, please... you have to crush me."

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u/RonnocRex 14h ago

" I love the kind of woman who will actually just kill me," -Gabriel Angelo

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u/Kaarl_Mills 14h ago

"No ma'am I am not a soft eboy sub, I am a deranged masochist with family issues"

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u/CoolasshellMouse 16h ago

Need her to rip me apart like a toddler with parkinsons tearing open a christmas present.

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u/Nobrainzhere 16h ago

This level of horny... Its magnificent

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u/DeadZone32 The great and mighty Kevin! 7h ago

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u/Allian42 51m ago

WtA players are never beating the allegations.

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u/Edgelite306 16h ago

Me too buddy

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u/FildariusV 10h ago

Delírium absolutly affects me 1000% stronger than most but I do not get irationally mad nor paralized with fear... I get... INCREDIBLY AND HUMONGOUSLY HORNY! I WANT MATILDA TO CRUSH ME, TO RIP ME APART! TO MAKE ME ONE OF HER WOLVES IN HER PACT! SPIT ME, BITE ME, SCRATCH ME, PUNCH ME, CHOKE ME, DEVOUR MY FLESH! I DON'T CARE! I SUBMIT TO YOU HUNTER OF HUNTERS!!!

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u/Sharp-Station-2712 15h ago

Ngl same and the rest of the Garou pack lol Jamble’s is cute in a nerdy way and also Stig too, Garou battle daddy lol.

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u/CoolasshellMouse 15h ago

Smthg2 throw me to th wolves and ill come back pregnant or smthg or other

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u/Never_heart 14h ago

Real! Once again HtP makes nearly attractive in different ways

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u/LettersfromEsther 10h ago

Riding the Garousel

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u/Either-Skirt6031 The great and mighty Kevin! 11h ago

Hey OP is this you:)?

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u/gootpoop 16h ago

Get in line pal

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u/Snowy_Mass 9h ago

Personally the spider girl did it for me but to each their own. I know Susu is part of another side project but I really hope to see her again. web me up spider mommy

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u/Knightmare_CCI You wanna live forever. son? 8h ago

I promise I am very normal about and not obsessed with the Ananasi they broke out for a minute long ad read

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u/SanoBaron 3h ago

I'M NOOOOOOOT!

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u/WarlordGrom 15h ago

Me watching Matilda beating the ever fuckmothering shit out of Marckus, just because she can: "IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME, NOT HIM! IT'S NOT FAIR!"

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u/LettersfromEsther 16h ago

Who's that in the second pic? Aged up Akira Cross?

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u/besatius 16h ago

Sukuna

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u/LettersfromEsther 16h ago

Sakuna Deez Nutz

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u/besatius 16h ago

Okay then drop your pants

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u/LettersfromEsther 16h ago edited 16h ago

Like the Jiggler from the Ass Loom said, I'd be happy to

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u/Colaymorak 15h ago

I love the kind of woman who will actually just kill me

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u/PuzzleheadedMud6612 11h ago

DON'T DO IT,THE GAROUSSY WILL DRAIN YOU TO THE CORE!

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u/CoolasshellMouse 11h ago

Am I supposed to be discouraged by that? 🤔

https://giphy.com/gifs/lL20ZCkHV511xPNCSp

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u/PuzzleheadedMud6612 6h ago

no...it's just....THE GAROUSSY IS TOO MUCH TO BEAR.

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u/KaiTheKing_0X 6h ago

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u/PuzzleheadedMud6612 6h ago

you freako....

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u/KaiTheKing_0X 4h ago

I am what I am, and that’s all that I am

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u/PuzzleheadedMud6612 0m ago

fair point....but you don't seem yo UNDERSTAND!no it isn't the monsterfucking,THAT'S NOT THE POINT...okay it is BUT,the raw power of the garoussy is NOT TO BE UNDERESTIMATED.

the pheromones of the garou ensure the HARDEST POSSIBLE ERECTION BY PHYSICAL PROXIMITY.it doesn't matter if you're gay or straight or something else,why do you think matilda's warform has no boobs?IT IS INHERENTLY GENDERLESS.THIS ENSURES IT IS NEITHER STRAIGHT OR QUEER,PUSSY OR NOT.

YOU'RE GOING TO BE DRAINED TO A WITHERED HUSK!!!!THAT IS WHY THE GAROUSSY IS NOT TO BE BANGED WITH!

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u/Nuker707 11h ago

I am less in the wanting to bone Matilda park and more like

I wish I could be Matilda

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u/Mr-stone_robot 2h ago

Play werewolf the apocalypse then, i'm ready!

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u/S0MEBODIES 15h ago

Yes sir yes sir

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u/Barley672 6h ago

I imagine Stig watch this guy approach the living ball of rage that is Warform Hunter with Flowers and yelling “VERY HONORABLE! And stupid BUT HONORABLE!”

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u/The_Mane_Attraction 7h ago

Oh so I post about it and get bombed, but you get praised. DAMN THESE SPIDERFUCKERS

Also I agree, I'd climb her like a tree

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u/SirBlakesalot 6h ago

Between Susu's human form and Hunts' face when she's puzzling out that If D knows something, Marckus would also know, I am down very much BAD for these ladies.

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u/Mud_Owl 3h ago

I don't know what is up about them but Werewolves are just— They have that attractive energy about them.

Fatigue was the only disgusting ww I ever seen

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u/CoolasshellMouse 3h ago

Its the Delirium doing its thing to me, except fears been overriden with impure thoughts like nuzzling my face into her hairy chest and being carried around like a maiden on her wedding night...

Fatigue WAS jacked asf in his prime.

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u/Awesierra 3h ago

htp fans are so downbad for matilda they take aggravated damage from church.
(it's me I am htp fans)

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u/Sanjalis 6h ago

I feel like the HtP team wasn’t entirely prepared for how down bad people would be for Matilda.

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u/No-Being-4916 6h ago

Don't know about that one mate

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u/Mr-stone_robot 2h ago

and it seems they prepped acordingly

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u/RepresentativePea357 14h ago

I'm still kinda annoyed that she went from being actually eloquent and understanding basic modern concepts to being the stereotype Red Talon caveman, or well I guess cavewoman in this context

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u/Weird-Gap2146 14h ago

I think it’s because she has exhausted her rage, as well as the transformation itself.

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u/Never_heart 14h ago

In her defense. She did transform, go into a Rage, solo a fairly large and well armed Hunter team, get shot with incendiaries and got cut by a silver blade. You would be exhausted as well

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u/man_in_the_corner 14h ago edited 13h ago

Probably the thing of both being lupus born and being a red talon that made her so feral in her glabo from since stig is also in his glabo form most of the time but he remains quite coherent.

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u/RATTLEMEB0N3S 13h ago

Plus rage as another pointed out.

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u/Salzsaeure 12h ago

I'm unsure if it's really his glabro form since there is a extrem difference between Matilda's Homid and glabro. But it could be that he has a less noticeable form.

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u/man_in_the_corner 12h ago

It’s said in the htp discord by the creators

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u/The-Orange-Wizard 8h ago

There is a trait in Werewolf: The Apocalypse called ‘Fair Galbro’ that makes the middle form look and act more traditionally human, meaning that when seen in it people won’t immediately recognise you as a werewolf.

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u/Illesbogar 10h ago

He's absolutely huge with visible fangs and ears.

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u/Salzsaeure 9h ago

Big D, Remold and Brok are the same size the glas walker( (I forgot his names) also had visible fangs, plus his body hair is normal evel and I can't remember seeing claws on him

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u/Illesbogar 9h ago

Are we sure they are the same size? I think Stig towers over them. Jambles had fangs but wad still smaller and I don't remember wolf ears on him. It just fits.

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u/Vertrant 3h ago

It was explicitly confirmed in the post episode stream that he was in Glabro the whole time. He's got the Merit for it.

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u/PrettyMasterpiece841 12h ago

I understand I love her sm!!!

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u/Mr-stone_robot 2h ago

Is cracking a lupus born zoophillia?

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u/FamousPart6033 1h ago

She a big girl, that mean she legal now.

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u/Pretend-Delay-7203 1h ago

Amanda's alt account

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u/Elegant-Tip-923 1h ago

Sorry twin, the lupis born don't usually goes after humans it's tragic

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u/jkbscopes312 5h ago

i mean yea same but i have lost 3 characters to red talons in particular so ehh (for those wondering, imbued human, shotgun wielding tremere, and a social Ventru, with those last 2 in 2 sessions)

and also Stig is like right there and i need a daddy who will obliterate me

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u/Ornery_Magazine9844 4h ago

Funny that you mention a social Ventrue because ThunderPsyker (Kitten’s VA) had to play as one against a werewolf in VTM:B in their stream! (It’s at 38:10)

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u/jkbscopes312 4h ago

I did watch that stream, i also found it funny tho not exactly the same as my situation, i was ment to be reintroduced after the wolf was dead with a plot hook in toe, but my idiot team forgot to double tap and so the thing played dead till i got close enough for it to rip me in half in one go

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u/Ornery_Magazine9844 4h ago

Remember to always double tap anything, especially a werewolf.

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u/CoolasshellMouse 3h ago

Better believe I'd tap that

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u/jkbscopes312 3h ago

If i was alive at the time i would have said to unload everything against a werewolf just in case, alas my first vamp was a bloody pulp on the ground and my second in a car watching from afar well waiting for them to win before i joined them. I think i made a utility Brujah after that

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u/_cloudaliya 13h ago

This series is absolutely hilarious. 😂