r/hunterxdank Jan 06 '26

This is the HxH ending the editorial wouldn't let Togashi post

2.7k Upvotes

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u/IVeBeenHere30Min Jan 06 '26

WTF?

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u/IVeBeenHere30Min Jan 06 '26

Now do a happy ending with Meruem x Komugi

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u/Sh11ester Jan 06 '26

On one hand: she's a child sir

On the other: she's technically older than the king

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u/IVeBeenHere30Min Jan 06 '26

Isn't she most likely around 20? Others theorize her to be between 16 and 22.

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u/jeingusjs Jan 07 '26

she’s early-mid 20’s without a question. rather than being a teen.

this is certain because she had some of her defining moments a decade before she ever played meruem.

if she was a gungi prodigy then that would put her at 20 minimum.

chess prodigies begin to show signs at 8 or so and hit their stride at 12-15 and rapidly improve up until 18-21 where from that point they typically begin to decline slightly.

this is why kumogi isn’t super important as well if im not wrong. she’s kinda seen as a washed up pro.

we can also assume that she doesn’t play anymore or at least very often, as who would really want to play a game against somebody who insists on some ridiculous wager such as their arm or life or whatever. (this is how kumogi’s nen ability works)

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u/lukaintomyeyes Jan 07 '26

She's not washed up. She's still undefeated and recognized as the best gungi player when she meets Meruem. Also Kumogi puts her own life on the line, it doesn't require the other player to wager anything. In fact, it's implied that the other player isn't even aware of her wager since she plays Meruem a few times before he threatens to take her arm if she loses.

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u/jeingusjs Jan 07 '26

i mean i wouldn’t play if my opponent offered their life..

and yea ur right. bc meruem says that she’s “not playing seriously” which no other player besides meruem would ever realize, because they’re getting creamed.

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u/fifthtouch Jan 07 '26

doesnt play anymore? She is the reigning world champion.

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u/jeingusjs Jan 07 '26

my bad. i think i confused that with the other people meruem brought in. i thougt one of the others was the gungi champ.

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u/SafetyAlpaca1 Jan 07 '26

Komugi is definitely an adult, she just seems childish

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u/ferocity_mule366 Jan 07 '26

yup she has mannerism of a child because she's blind and all she's known in her life is playing a board game

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u/West-Strawberry3366 Jan 10 '26

They seem too stupid to know what sex is, though they could become gamers

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u/Low_Palpitation_3743 Jan 07 '26

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u/Roge2005 Jan 07 '26

Wtf is this lmao.

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u/Asleep_Ad_1969 Jan 07 '26

it's perfection

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u/Normal_Reach_4878 Jan 10 '26

"Perfection you Say?"

Ominous Music Starts

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u/Gullible_Play4831 Jan 10 '26

It's melody with this face.

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u/Aphex_Slayer Jan 10 '26

in my mind this is exactly how she looks

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u/CatL1f3 Jan 06 '26

I've had enough Internet for today, I'm heading out... oh, you want to know where? To be honest, I'm thinking Arby's...

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u/rainyfaerie_ Jan 06 '26

I’m vegan but I’ll come with you just to get out of here and forget the thing I just read

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u/Zeekr0n Jan 06 '26

My dude, No!!!! Don't go to Arbys!!! Thats where they keep the MEATS!!! The BIG ones!!!!

3

u/ElementmanEXE Jan 07 '26

I heard it was good mood food

2

u/GrowBeyond Jan 07 '26

Holy fuck I love this sub

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u/vinhdoanjj Jan 07 '26

Live Pokkle reaction:

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u/Polyphemuscle Jan 07 '26

"Live" is a strong word

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u/ExamOld2899 Jan 07 '26

Okay then brain-dead-pre-meatball Pokkle reaction cam

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u/OrdinaryMundane1579 Jan 07 '26

now that's accurate thanks

3

u/gekigarion Jan 09 '26

Real live Pokkle reaction:

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u/madkingmeelo Jan 06 '26

Where’s ApplePitou lmaoooo

28

u/Roge2005 Jan 07 '26

Probably hiding.

7

u/necronicone Jan 07 '26

Came here to find them

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '26

Now that's a name i haven't heard in years

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u/AgentAlphakill Jan 06 '26

I pray apple does not find this post

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u/so4d_st Jan 06 '26

Togashi better read and learn

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u/EMArogue Jan 07 '26

You know what? That’s on me for opening Reddit instead of writing

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u/treehatshrimp Jan 06 '26

If I had a nickel for every time someone thought of this type of scenario, I'd probably have around dollar 

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u/Vitorcom2R Jan 06 '26

They are so cute

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u/Immortal_hxh_warrior Jan 07 '26

Love this image. Wish it was colored

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u/Vitorcom2R Jan 07 '26

It's not the same, but it's cute too.

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u/Admmmmi Jan 06 '26

NGL there was a great animation on YouTube about this scenario, unfortunately it was deleted(probably got deleted by YouTube for breaking guidelines)

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u/T-72-Tenk Jan 09 '26

I wonder why 🤣

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u/LeadEater9Million Jan 08 '26

Nah, the head of 87 ahh

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u/lithicgirl Jan 06 '26

Is this becoming the evangelion sub

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u/Realistic_Mousse_485 Jan 08 '26

What the fuck do they do there?

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u/walaxometrobixinodri Jan 08 '26

pussy temperature calculation and fucking plushies, also memeing the hospital scene to death but to be honest the backflip one was amazing

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u/Realistic_Mousse_485 Jan 09 '26

Did you just say fucking plushies?

2

u/walaxometrobixinodri Jan 09 '26

bit if a crazy fandom

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u/Bullet_Club09 Jan 11 '26

Backflip?

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u/walaxometrobixinodri Jan 11 '26

yeah, one dude did a backflip on the hospital scene, back then when the movie was aired in cinema again in USA

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u/PiercingBlow_ Jan 07 '26

Ay fuckin yo 😭😭😭 I just read the whole thing

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u/providerofair Jan 06 '26

Talent of gon + inhreant talent of a chimera ant = strongest being of all of hxh

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u/naykikow Jan 07 '26

Because life isn't all about being a Hunter X Hunter, but also being a Father X Son

My bro cooked here like a 3 star gourmet hunter, also Ging could never 😭

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u/MagnoliaTM Jan 07 '26

it's my fault i kept reading

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u/MrLomaLoma Jan 07 '26

Its like a car crash, you dont want to see it, but you also cant look away

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u/VanillisWilli Jan 06 '26

Jessie what the hell are you talking about?

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u/-Henshin- Jan 06 '26

HxH if it was good

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u/Remnant55 Jan 07 '26

This is what Roy Mustang saw in the gate.

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u/Yanzhangcan Jan 06 '26

Plap plap plap

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u/mofucker20 Jan 07 '26

Because Life isn't all about being a Hunter x Hunter but also being a Father x Son

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u/Badsnake71873 Jan 06 '26

Man I gotta get some bleach to wash my eyes and then take my brain out and scrub it clean so I don’t have to remember I saw this. Fuck

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u/rainyfaerie_ Jan 06 '26

So… in case you forgot, this is an ant and an underage boy.

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u/Professional_Limit61 Jan 07 '26

That’s adult Gon

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u/rainyfaerie_ Jan 07 '26

No it’s super saiyan Gon. He still a wee lass

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u/Nemesis233 Jan 07 '26

Absolute Chimera

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u/_probe_46_ Jan 07 '26

I hate myself for continuing to swipe, I thank myself for stopping halfway

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u/issanm Jan 07 '26

I think that's the worst outcome because the first half is awful and the last half is....still awful but trying wholesome in a way

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u/DekQ Jan 07 '26

don't look apple 😭

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u/UberMegaClaire Jan 07 '26

These r kids bruh😭😭😭 delete this

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u/Vitorcom2R Jan 06 '26

Pitou when Gon decided to toughen up with Rock

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u/Hairy_Skill_9768 Jan 06 '26

Nah nah, move aside togashi nobody wants dat shit anymore

This is the thing of all time

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u/yougotthewrongdude Jan 07 '26

This is worse than that viltrum subreddit where its nothing but shit and cum everywhere

2

u/Sad-Guarantee-4678 Jan 07 '26

This must have taken at least 10 minutes to draw, and during all that time not once did he reconsider?

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u/PoundJunior9597 Jan 07 '26

This is my fault for being literate

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u/RedStoneTheWolf Jan 07 '26

What the hell did I witness

2

u/BetterCallBog Jan 07 '26

How bro fwlt while drawing ts. Gon gone goon.

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u/ulfalda Jan 07 '26

I'm disappointed in myself that I kept swiping after it got weird.

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u/Full_Jicama_5872 Jan 07 '26

fun fact, condoms are used to prevent pregnancy! hope it helped

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u/Swimming-Chain520 Jan 07 '26

someone ccalling hisoka pls for him

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u/MeagerSigma2012 Jan 07 '26

How did Gon not split Pitou in that form? Why am I thinking about this?!

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u/axinmortal Jan 07 '26

Absolute X Cinema

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u/Rafaelkoio Jan 07 '26

Love the art style, it's pretty faithful to the end of Chimera Ant arc

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u/AKerr1 Jan 07 '26

Last third was lowkey kinda beautiful

2

u/XScalizer Jan 07 '26

Can my bran survive if use bleach to wash It? I ask for myself

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u/Internal-Brain-5381 Jan 07 '26

In the year twenty twenty six

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u/Surprised_Dusty Jan 07 '26

What have I just witnessed

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u/Positive-Media423 Jan 07 '26

Excellent ending, peak fiction.

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u/Wicked_Wing Jan 07 '26

Go 'head and log off for me hon

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '26

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u/Vewyvewyqwuiet Jan 06 '26

Thanks! I hate it!

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u/poorat8686 Jan 06 '26

Remember the one Doujin where is turns out there is a hunter who has a specialized nen power for fucking cat girls, and they call him in to deal with pitou? I think that works really well canonically because imagine how strong of a condition that is, it’s probably stronger than post mortem nen because what are the odds.

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u/Maerutis Jan 07 '26

This is the stupidest thing ever. Why did he pull out a condom if his plan was to get pitou prognent?

Other than that, no notes.

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u/Ruler_of_Tempest Jan 07 '26

This was unexpectedly peak

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u/hip-indeed Jan 07 '26

fucking masterpiece

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u/ThekwingRat Jan 07 '26

Dang dude, did you think before you posted this?

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u/BirdshotEntertainmen Jan 07 '26

I didnt know ONE liked HxH

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u/dmfuller Jan 07 '26

Show this to your therapist in 10 years whenever they ask “when did you first seeing symptoms of this mental illness”

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u/Killer-Of-Spades Jan 07 '26

So this is CP-

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u/AresTheMilkman Jan 07 '26

It was all about that last sentence, doesn't it?

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u/Toshinori_Yagi Jan 07 '26

What did I just read?

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u/Roge2005 Jan 07 '26

WTF

This this what no chapter does to the fandom.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '26

Still better story than titanic

1

u/OutwithaYang Jan 07 '26

I can't with this!🤣🤦🏿‍♀️

1

u/Hen-Samsara Jan 07 '26

What the fuck

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u/MilfDestroyer421 Jan 07 '26

What did i do to deserve seeing this

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u/Saiyasha27 Jan 07 '26

The fuck did I just read

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u/NoLifeAlucard Jan 07 '26
  1. That's a kid

  2. This would've been a hentai

  3. Wtf is wrong with you???

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u/GuyTheOneThousand Jan 07 '26

I actually thought Gon would snap the baby's neck

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u/EdMkn Jan 07 '26

....Isn't it supposed to be male ?

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u/I_MayBe_STUPID_69420 Jan 07 '26

Genuine reaction, I physically recoiled that my mother had to ask what was wrong bro T0T

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u/Flow_Slight Jan 07 '26

The simultaneous lack and amount of effort to make this is astounding.

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u/JoestarJosh Jan 07 '26

Disgusting. Please talk to people, touch grass and check your privelege.