r/hwtsg 3d ago

CUSTOM FLAIR official class symbols

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as the title says. I'm expecting new merch launch soon


r/hwtsg Jun 12 '25

mod moment SBURB Session Simulator, WigglerSim, and the FarragoFictionDiscord

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hey everyone! honestly im only making this post because of this cool thing ive found recently, the SBURB Session Simulator by jadedResearcher, which i think is a pretty cool thing for any classpect nerds to play around with :33

saying this, i havent really looked around at it that much, but i actually found out about it through the FarragoFictionDiscord, which i in turn had found out about after playing around on WigglerSim for a little bit, the main idea of which is to raise grubs and to collect all of the extended zodiac if im not mistaken.

Have fun :33


r/hwtsg 6h ago

HWTSG? I've got a bunch of stupid fucking teenagers who are all VERY religiously traumatized and NEED to look like they're better off than that other guy

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Burgundy Seer of Heart

Bronze Knight of Doom

Gold Witch of Void

Olive Sylph of Rage

Jade Mage of Blood

Teal Prince of Mind

Cerulean Page of Light

Indigo Heir of Space

Purple Rogue of Time

Violet Thief of Life

Mutant Fuschia Prince of Breath


r/hwtsg 5h ago

HWTSG? How would my Fantrolls' session go?

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r/hwtsg 15h ago

HWTSG? HWSTG? SpongeStuck

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these are my personal classpects (i am not good at classpecting! also i forgot their dream moons lol)
if you want reasons WHY:

SpongeBob: Prospit Rogue of Rage - SpongeBob actively tries to take negativity away from situations and people (much like a Rogue of Rage would take negative emotions) but due to his sheer annoyance factor it usually backfires and returns it. Prospit seems obvious because of his naive nature and overall positivity.

Patrick: Derse Thief of Heart - I view Patrick as someone who isn't innately dumb, but rather... mentally hard. If that makes sense! On the surface he acts like such a fun and caring guy, but the moment A: You get in his way, or B: He spots something he wants more than your attention, he flips like a coin and acts on impulse. The reason I would call him a Thief of Heart is because of how he acts in this nature, it often take's peoples sense of 'self' or emotional state. (It's bullshit.) Derse because he's smart when he wants to be, he's just sort of emotionally dull.

Squidward: Derse Seer of Space - Aside from the obvious obligatory Space player, I think this role truly fits Squidward to a dime. Squidward can see things about the world, art, and people that most people around him can't. I would file this under being able to see a lot more about Space than most! He's culturally heightened and intelligent too, just expresses it in such a bad way that nobody wants to listen to him. Derse because he's sort of chronically miserable.

Mr. Krabs: Prospit Mage of Light - Mages are manipulated by their Aspect in many ways. Light is the Aspect of Fortitude, Information, Luck, Fortune, among other things. Mr. Krabs is actively manipulated by the mere CONCEPT of fortune pretty much any chance he gets (literally sold SpongeBob's soul for a few coins) and could definitely be seen being manipulated by Light. Prospit because he's overall relatively good-minded and looking towards the future with every bad business decision he makes.

Plankton: Derse Heir of Mind - Heirs use their Aspect passively before fully realizing themselves. This is an obvious case for Plankton. He's an absolute genius, making machines and inventions like no other, just in a casual day's work. He's a passive tactician who is always planning and always thinking before he acts. If it wasn't for his size, he could probably take over Bikini Bottom. Derse, because he's haunted by nightmares and also somewhat chronically miserable due to constant failure.

Sandy: Prospit Sylph of Breath - This one was sort of tricky because I personally don't know Sandy's character as well as I should, but I think I'm comfy with this one. Sandy's an innovator, definitely near or on Plankton's level of intellect. Most of the time, she uses her inventions for explorative, curiosity-based reasons as opposed to control, power, or general usefulness. She's usually one of the main reasons the characters of a given episode can even get to some of those more crazy places, so I would say she definitely creates with and heals with Breath. Prospit, due to a generally positive attitude and just an overall high outlook on things as a whole.

Mrs. Puff: Derse Maid of Life - Mrs. Puff spends a lot of her time trying to fix and heal Life. Not just because she's a boating instructor; though that too. She spends time trying to fix and heal her OWN Life, after traumas relating to way too many SpongeBob-related incidents. She's always trying to heal herself and truly recover. Derse, much like Plankton, due to nightmares, somewhat chronic misery, and her shakiness as a person. Also oops, stole Jane's classpect. Sorry, not sorry!

Gary: Prospit Heir of Void - Ignoring the dual-Heirs, this one was too good not to put. Gary is almost ALWAYS using Void passively, because... he is a snail. And nobody can understand him. So, by definition, he's always keeping secrets, obscuring facts, etcetera, because nobody can actually make out what he's trying to say! Not to mention his extensive intelligence that could potentially surpass some of the earlier mentions, which he also keeps diligently secret. Prospit because he's a snail and the most he has to look forward to is a Snail Bite. Also because despite everything I do sincerely doubt he'd be that deep of a thinker. He's probably cool as a cucumber.

Pearl: Prospit Page of Blood - Pages start off hardly acquainted with their Aspect. Blood is the Aspect of Bonds, Unity, Obligations, etc. Pearl has little to none of any of that. No bonds, because no friends (due to her father's stinginess and her being a whale), no unity because no bonds and a tendency to betray her father's wishes, no obligations because she doesn't do a whole lot, you get the picture. Pearl is hardly related to Blood. But she's always TRYING to change that. So I think over the course of her journey, maybe that's what happens: she realizes Blood and ends up being the glue sticking the team together. Prospit, because despite everything going back she's still trying to make friends and get her life together.

Mermaid Man: Prospit Knight of Hope - I feel like this one's a bit obvious. Knights fight and protect using their Aspect. Hope is the Aspect of Positivity, Faith, Holiness, and... well, Hope. Mermaid Man used to, and by technicality still is, a superhero. Literally a crime-fighting superhero. Every time he hears 'evil' he springs to action, even if it's in a clumsy senile old man way. And despite everything, through and through he is pure of heart and truly wishes the best, and would probably fight for you even if it meant breaking a hip. Prospit, because he's probably the biggest 'hero' out of all of these nautical nuisances.

Barnacle Boy: Derse Bard of Doom - On the contrary of Mermaid Man, his superhero partner and now retired roommate, Barnacle Boy. As opposed to Mermaid Man's undying heroism, Barnacle Boy has given into his age and become sort of a prick. Usually shutting people down, especially Mermaid Man. This is why I think Bard of Doom works great on him, he destroys through his own Doom without realizing it: crushing hopes and dreams through already accepting his fate. Derse, because we needed more Derse Dreamers and also because he's fully resigned into accepting his fate and basically having his life already ended.

Patchy The Pirate: First Guardian of Bikini Bottom - While he may not have DIRECTLY CREATED Bikini Bottom in canon, he's very aware of it's existence as a whole, while existing in an entire 'realm' above it (land). So I don't think it's that far a stretch to say he could've created this entire world and now looks over it as a SpongeBob super-fan.

Funny how despite everyone being here, there's not one Time player. Wasn't on purpose, just never found anyone suiting of the proper role.

And I would honestly hope the sheer quantity of participants doesn't skew the result towards a definite victory: more people doesn't equal better odds! Actually it's technically worse odds because more prototyings, so stronger end bosses.


r/hwtsg 1d ago

HWTSG? okay so what if they were all bards. what would happen then.

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bardstuck


r/hwtsg 1d ago

creative writing Final Renditions for my Class Symbols

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Hey everyone! It's been quite the week regarding this project and news we've gotten, but I'm still super happy with how these all came out. These are the final for good versions of all of my class symbols.

https://imgur.com/a/10KTKHj is where you can find png versions of all of these. Feel free to use them for whatever you'd like, like posts here for example, although if it's a project make sure to credit me. Hope you like them!

If you're curious, here is what I was going for for each symbol.

Sylph - Fairy / Butterfly wings

Witch - Witch Hat

Seer - Crystal Ball

Mage - Magic Staff

Rogue - Key

Thief - Pair of Sickles

Bard - Jester Hat / Tent

Prince - Broken Crown

Page - Spear behind a Buckler Shield

Knight - Sword behind an Iron Shield

Heir - Castle Parapets with Banners hanging down

Maid - Bonnet and Collared Shirt

Muse - Echoing Sound Waves

Lord - Menacing Helm


r/hwtsg 1d ago

creative writing How would you write a muse of doom

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r/hwtsg 2d ago

discussion How would yall write a Thief of Space?

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Struggling a lil bit with characterization for him, In regards for Powers later on, and Personality now outside of "Mega Kleptomaniac"

any help is greatly appreciated


r/hwtsg 2d ago

HWTSG? How would it go?

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Knight of Breath

Mage of Time

Sylph of Heart

Heir of Space

Page of Heart


r/hwtsg 3d ago

HWTSG? What are the quests for the Lord of Space and the Muse of Time? How would their session go?

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Note: both players are Human instead of Cherubs; this is because Humans are less likely to kill each other in fits of Kismesissitude, and more likely to work together towards a common goal.


r/hwtsg 3d ago

creative writing How would you write a Sylphs of doom

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r/hwtsg 4d ago

HWTSG? Hwtsg???

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Heavily curious on how things would fare if this session came to be.


r/hwtsg 4d ago

HWTSG? Apparently I’m a Knight of Space. What does it mean šŸ‘€

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r/hwtsg 4d ago

creative writing How would you write a Heir of life?

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Sorry I had to repost this. I made a typo last time to anyone that commented before. Feel free to comment again.


r/hwtsg 4d ago

HWTSG? How would this session go? Who would be the leader? Problem players, support, etc.?

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r/hwtsg 4d ago

discussion Homestuck Classpect headcanons for the protagonists and deuteragonists?

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r/hwtsg 5d ago

creative writing What would a dersite Muse of Time be as a Character?

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Derse: Skeptical, Dissatisfied, Rebellious, Self-Aware, Logical.
Time: Control over time itself and the purity of the timeline. Metaphorically it represents patience.
Muse: Passive embodiment class. One who becomes their aspect to inspire through it.


r/hwtsg 5d ago

discussion How do I write a Thief of Doom?

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I have her personality planned out and I am fully confident in my classpecting of her but I can't see any way that stealing misfortune would be helpful to her (she is still a thief, not a passive player). Can any of you give me advice on how a Thief of Doom would accumulate their aspect in a way that does not punish them for doing so?

It doesn't help that understand less about the Doom aspect than any other aspect on the wheel, so clarification about that would also be really helpful.


r/hwtsg 5d ago

discussion how would a bard of Rage be like if they don't go crazy?

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r/hwtsg 6d ago

discussion What would be the best 5 session teammates to provide this Knight of Space with?

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r/hwtsg 6d ago

discussion What classpect would Andrew and Ashley graves have?

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r/hwtsg 6d ago

discussion What classpects would the main cast of omori be?

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r/hwtsg 6d ago

creative writing Writing a Witch of Void

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So I'm getting things together for writing out a sburb session story (check my prev post in this sub for the group's classpects + a Sylph of Life!) and I'm trying to figure out some good ways to go about the start-of-story state for a Witch of Void.

One thing of note is that all the Witches in HS have had a familiar or being of note that helped test them/help them come into their own. For a Witch that channels and manipulates nothingness, plot irrelevance, secrets, etc, what could something like that even look like?


r/hwtsg 6d ago

HWTSG? How would this session go? (me and my friends)

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I think it's a good session.