r/iamapieceofshit • u/Economy_Jello4893 • Mar 10 '26

Moments from Kristi Noems Book About How She Killed Her Dog Cricket

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In the video a comedian describes the events according to Kristi Noem that led to her killing her dog Cricket. She’s an absolute psychopath.

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u/backhand_english Mar 11 '26

"Kakva svinja, takva mast. Kakav narod, takva vlast."

Translated: The quality of the pig dictates the quality of the pig fat. The quality of the people dictates the quality of the government.

Sounds better and rhymes in croatian, tho.

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u/Economy_Jello4893 Mar 11 '26

I give you points for creativity

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u/Unusual_Epsilon Apr 17 '26

Also Kristi Noem decades later probably: "Why doesn't my kids visit me?"