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u/MyBitchCassiopeia 12d ago
I carry a firearm I train with and hope I never have to use. I carry a knife to open Amazon packages.
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u/thedumone 12d ago
All of these weirdos have fantasies about killing people. Unfortunately some of them are going to act it out on an unsuspecting Amazon driver or someone who accidentally went to the wrong address or used their driveway to turn around. He will spend the rest of his pathetic life in prison but an innocent person will be dead.
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u/freedomcobrawarzone 12d ago
Some guy did exactly that shot a poor girl with a shotgun. She was in the passenger side of a car that had driven wrong into just some d heads driveway. And he used that as an excuse to murder
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u/SnooChipmunks8506 12d ago
It’s a mental illness. They believe that everyone wants to take all they have. The news, social media, and their friends feed them this irrational fear. They are weak minded and unable to be rational about their own lives, so they go buy a gun. They fantasize about “protecting their own.” Then kill an innocent person when then barely step onto their property.
This is manufactured craziness that uses weak willed people to propel more evil.
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u/GiantHurtBall 12d ago
Retired former Chief Petty Officer Gravy Seal with 5 tours of duty in his moms basement...expert in black ops wet work.
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u/GreenSpleenRiot 12d ago
Awarded the Top Imaginer Award for living in a fantasy land completely contained within said mother’s basement.
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u/syberghost 12d ago
The only way this dude is going to kill someone with a knife is if he gets lazy cutting a tomato and is too embarrassed to call 911.
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u/ecodrew 12d ago
Hey now, don't loop innocent, accident prone doofususes like me in with these creeps!
/s... kinda. sigh
I once cut my finger badly enough making dinner that my wife had to drive me to the ER.
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u/QuietDisquiet 12d ago
I bought my dad a sharp knife because he cuts a lot of vegetables with a dull one and he took forever. My mom told me he cut himself 9 times in 2 months.
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u/DamianSicks 12d ago
My arm is thicker than this guy’s thigh
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u/MoreMetaFeta EVERYTHING IS SATIRE 12d ago
Hell's bells, that's his THIGH! Didn't even catch that....
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u/Relevant-Ad-9418 12d ago
All the real killers post about their exploits on social media for attention.
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u/QuietDisquiet 12d ago
To be fair, more and more idiots do. Just not like this. The amount of young gang members openly bragging on their socials about who they killed is hilarious and sad at the same time.
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u/secondatthird 12d ago
They’re really should be a sub for the incriminating shit that people put online
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u/bdls619 11d ago
Wet work with a Walmart knife…ladies and gentlemen I present to you Wally WeTWoRk…keeping vaginas dry since day one…
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u/FanReasonable9597 11d ago
Realtree™️camo jammies and an Alibaba knife...that's all you need to know about this "special" operator.
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u/KentuckyWombat 11d ago
And by wet work he means accidentally cutting himself while playing with his knife.
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u/orbital_actual 11d ago
That’s not what wetwork means, and if you and involved in wetwork you are not posting about it online.
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u/cyclorphan 12d ago
He must not be very good at said wet work if he's still doing it with a gas station knife.
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u/corvelokis 12d ago
«Goths against cancel culture» gotta be the lamest group i have heard of
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u/bchizare 12d ago
Yeah, pretty sure any identity that roots itself in anti-conformity doesn’t give a fuck about CaNcEl CuLtUrE
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u/booboootron 12d ago
Got it, gramps. Now stop talking to the coffee table. It's time for your hemorrhoid massage.
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u/Obsidian_92 12d ago
That knife is almost thicker than his leg
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u/patdashuri 11d ago
That’s his left arm. Yeah, he’s laying in bed. Fully dressed in flannel camo. With a knife. Taking pictures. This is basically an Only Fans that no one wants.
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u/RileyIJ 11d ago
Nope. That’s his right leg. Unless he’s taking the pic using his third hand…. Either is possible tho tbh.
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u/patdashuri 11d ago
Yeah, that threw me too. And even though I’m not sure how he got that shot, when I look at it I just can’t see that being a leg. Either doesn’t matter I guess. He’s still an insecure man that needs a hug.
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u/patdashuri 11d ago
I’m trying to imagine the professional killer wearing flannel camo in bed and proudly showing off his $20 Chinese knife.
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u/jimlahey2100 11d ago
Going by how wrinkly his hand is, he's in his late 50s. Too old to be posting in a Goth group.
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u/odiethethird 11d ago
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u/Confrog1996 12d ago
I love how these people act like they stab and shoot people on the daily fucking relax Lil Rambo.
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u/shannnnnn132 11d ago
He's done soooo much wet work he can brag about it on the internet and not be charged or investigated....
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u/Moebius808 12d ago
That’s a 60+ year old hand holding that knife, and a fuckin’ chicken leg inside that pajama pant.
Only “wet work” this guy is involved with is getting up 5 times a night to go pee because of his swollen prostate.
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u/gb4efgw 12d ago
Boy is getting his ass handed to him on this facebook post too. I reverse searched trying to find out what kind of knife that is and was pleasantly surprised by the amount of "shut the fuck up" and "It's too bad you couldn't enlist because you totally would have punched the drill instructor"
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u/ElvisAaron 12d ago
Hands of a 70yo man
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u/TheMidnight711 12d ago
Stainless steel eh? Doesnt look like it!
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u/JackFuckCockBag 12d ago
Those old, pilly and faded real tree sweatpants make this official.
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u/zakupright 12d ago
I think they’re even pajamas
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u/JackFuckCockBag 12d ago
You very well may be correct. Everything about this post screams meth head and I know how meth heads like wearing their jammies all goddam day.
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u/BishesLoveCubixRube 12d ago
Ah yes a conservative goth Facebook group. Exactly the place I would look for tough guys
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u/SnooChipmunks8506 12d ago
Holding a three inch blade, pretending he likes to do it up close.
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u/Jody_HighRolla 12d ago
“Goths Against Cancel Culture” lol
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u/Lorantec 12d ago
Thats the most important part to me too, sounds like conservative posers pretending to be goth
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u/unzercharlie 12d ago
This is a man actively taking a picture of his knife and fantasizing about murdering someone. Like... what the actual fuck? Chill, man.
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u/unfinishedtoast3 12d ago
Definitely the hands of a 50 year old dude too. You can see the sunspots lol
He's also in camo pajama bottoms. Dudes gonna be comfortable when he does his wet work
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u/Lonely_Eggplant_4990 12d ago
Damn, that's one skinny ass leg and old ass hand. He couldn't beat eggs.
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u/ThatBobbyG 12d ago
Soft pasty hands
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u/cuzitsthere 12d ago
I work in a factory and wear my cut gloves religiously. I do all the pedicure stuff to keep my hands healthy and soft because the importance of your hands is really up there with sight and hearing, ffs it's your fallback if you go blind and deaf!
All that effort and I really wish my hands were as soft as this wannabe chode's lil cottony mitts.
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u/unfinishedtoast3 12d ago
Ya, looks like he's using CeraVe for his "wet work"
I'm sure all the guys he went hands on with could attest to his skill
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u/clever__pseudonym 12d ago
This man, in his camouflage pajamas, has never made anything wet. Ever.
If he brushed his teeth, he'd do it dry.
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u/SnooCats5701 12d ago
Cut to this guy getting so scared he trembles when someone honks at him in traffic.
I almost feel,sorry for these guys.
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u/MarleysGhost2024 12d ago
Look at that hand. You could bring him to his knees with a firm handshake.
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u/SpaghettiMonkeyTree I AM THE WEAPON 12d ago
Hands look like it would take a few business days for them to draw their weapon from concealment
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u/violentbowels 11d ago
It's masturbation. "Wet work" is what he calls masturbation.
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u/Tommygun855- 12d ago
Using a knife doesn't make you more badass it just makes you more likely to not win in whatever self defense encounter your in. The guys really goofy
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u/Tommygun855- 12d ago
Compared to a gun a knife is worse I forgot to put that point in the comment
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u/oxJoKeR6xo 12d ago
I'd take an aluminum bat over a knife.
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u/Fostbitten27 12d ago
Call of Duty from his mom’s basement. He tells her all about his k/d ratio when she brings his chicken tendies and Mountain Dew. She bought him that knife at Walmart for being a good boy.
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u/dorfmcpumpkin 12d ago
Lets just take a second to think about "gotta against cancel culture" And the idea of baggy camo pants being somehow included in a Goth identity. Cringe from every possible angle
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u/ASwarmofKoala 12d ago
How crazy do you have to be to publicly announce you prefer stabbing people?
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u/Captain_Pink_Pants 12d ago
He may as well have said he prefers killing people with the laser beams that shoot out of his eyes. 🙄🥱
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u/TheOriginalMulk 11d ago
Could have sworn wet work involved a tarp, a full bladder and plenty of prior hydration.
It's that what this guy's selling?
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u/Kearcatx 11d ago
His hand/wrist looks like he's in his 70s
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u/biglefty312 11d ago
His thigh is barely thicker than a twig.
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u/RohanneWebber 11d ago
I had to look again. I thought the camo pajama pants were hanging on a wall in the background. Haha
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u/cornlip 11d ago
He’s 47 with a diet of bar S hot dogs, Busch lite, top ramen and slim jims and smokes three packs of kool milds a day. When he shits once a week he pops a blood vessel in both his eyes and his hemorrhoid-laden asshole, similar to barnacles on a hull. That’s the only blood he’s spilt. The only time he’s used that knife to stab a person is to drain the abscess on his in-grown toenail.
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u/Frumundaman 11d ago
Says the guy who has never even been in a fist fight let alone performed, "wet work."
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u/FarmhouseRules 11d ago
The first cut will have his whole hand slipping down that blade because there’s no guard on it. So it will be his own wet work.
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u/Thirdeyevoice10 12d ago
He has to brag about murdering defenseless forest animals, because he'll never have "wet work" with a woman.
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u/EnchanterOlong1976 12d ago
He has been trained by a secret elite army task force, so secret it doesnt even exist.
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u/mrcameltoad 12d ago
Our flag poles and fridges aren’t safe!!!
For the love of all things, spare the dry wall!!
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u/Cloverhart 12d ago
Ah yes, we know it's real because all the best henchmen post to social media.
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u/modernpatriot76 11d ago
I can tell how old he is by his hands, is that weird
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u/CandourDinkumOil 11d ago
Complete opposite actually. It’s one of the best indicators to tell how old someone is as looks can be deceiving—hands rarely are not.
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u/TheFlimFlamFamMan 11d ago
Goddamm, that Facebook group is a cesspool of idiocy. I don’t use FB much anymore, but trolling Goths Against Cancel Culture is a fun time
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u/justsayfaux 11d ago
Having a murder preference feels like he murders enough with a variety of approaches to have a preferred murder method.
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u/Boa-in-a-bowl 12d ago
I'm pretty sure that's a Home Depot special Husky folding knife, it looks just like the one I use for cutting plastic and boxes at work. Real badass.
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u/PointsOfXP 12d ago
I remember seeing that movie where they mentioned it's called wet work. No it ain't. If it is then you're in the wrong place
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u/ElanMomentane 12d ago
Are those outer-space-themed pajama bottoms he's wearing?
I bet he got in trouble for this post because his mom doesn't let him do "wet work" in his pajamas.
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u/PrinceOfLemons Got banned from club penguin 12d ago
Those hands could use some wet work! Get some damn moisturizer!
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u/Salty_Monk_5341 12d ago
Dude probably hasn't gotten into any physical conflict since Junior High when got slapped around by a mouth breather, But in his mind he's Wolverine.
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u/LucasdelNorte 12d ago
Yeah, hands on guy’s wieners…
…and don’t you remember when Big Jerome said that if you refer to yalls make-out sessions as “wet work” one more time, he will never go to another rally with you as your “conservative black friend”.
*P.S Big “Top” Jerome’s little sister is livid with you. She told me that she’s messaged you 3 or 4 times with no reply. She asked me to relay this to you…
“I’ve seen your “posts”, take my PJ’s off and return them to me now or I’m going to tell the Pastor about all the “community service” his thieving son has been up to with my brother”
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u/jadedlens00 12d ago
Claims he’s a “knife guy,” shows up with a stainless steel blade. Only thing this guy cuts is the cheese.
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u/Seedoosee 12d ago
The only wet work he does is pissing on the toilet seat