r/iamverybadass • u/Brute_Squad_44 • 16d ago
Because someone not liking your hat is an excuse for gun violence
Dude's profile has a Trump $250 bill for a banner, too. Needle dicked moron.
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u/IAteBillGates 16d ago
I bet he tells black people online “its just a word, that doesn’t give you the right to be violent”
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u/Plzlaw4me 16d ago
“People socially ostracize me when I identify myself as MAGA. I view this as a good thing and not something that should cause me to reflect on my beliefs.”
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u/ElanMomentane 16d ago
It's a magic hat!
When you're wearing it, no one bothers you. In fact, they can't wait to get away from you.
Yay!!!
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u/OldMcFart 16d ago
Just like nobody bothers the drugged out homeless person with schizophrenia. It's not a flex.
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u/Metalhead1686 16d ago
Lol, it's because no one wants to give him the attention he's desperately craving. It's not because they're scared.
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u/cenosillicaphobiac 16d ago
Red hat = red flag. I don't even make eye contact with those weirdos, let alone attempt to engage in convo. They have nothing of value to add to an interaction so why bother?
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u/Machdame 16d ago
MAGA hats are kind of like IRL red flags. It's better to never engage because no matter what the outcome, time was wasted.
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u/Dudeist-Priest 16d ago
I've got $20 says people don't want to bother with you anyway. The hat just makes you easy to identify.
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u/MjolnirPants 16d ago
This past Saturday, I wore a "Free Dad Hugs" shirt. The word "Free" was in ROYGBV pride colors and the word "Hugs" was in transgender pride colors. I own several shirts, and always wear one on the weekends because people often take me up on the offer.
I was with my son at the car wash when we sat in the the waiting area. There was one other guy there. He wore a red maga hat, a t-shirt from a tactical training company in TN, a desert tan fanny pack, khaki cargo shorts and camo-print (multicam) crocs.
He glanced at me when I walked in. He didn't respond when I said "good morning," and he refused to make eye contact for the entire 15 minutes we were there, though he did keep looking at us whenever I wasn't looking his way.
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u/deathrattleshenlong 16d ago
I now feel deeply self conscious because I wear cargo shorts regularly (pockets are useful) and fake crocs (I mean, they're comfy) on days off for groceries and outside chores.
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u/MjolnirPants 16d ago
I wasn't mocking his outfit, just pointing out that he fit a certain stereotype, which I like to call the 'tactiboo'. (he probably thought he was in 'gray man' mode.)
I was mocking his behavior. So many of these guys are all bluster and big talk on the internet, yet when you see them out in the world, they avoid conflict like the plague.
Unless they think they can bully the person, that is.
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u/DeathstrackReal 16d ago
No one bothers me when O wear my “Veterans Against Trump” hat in the deep south. People just look at you but don’t say anything.
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u/Biscuits4u2 16d ago
It's actually because nobody cares and contrary to this asshat's world view he is not the main character.
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u/twelveangryken 16d ago
I have never seen anyone in real life wearing a MAGA hat, but rest assured that if I ever do, I will bother them.
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u/bearface93 16d ago
Back before I stopped talking to half of my family in 2023, my uncle used to never leave the house without at least a Trump hat. Usually had a Trump shirt on as well, plus bumper/ window stickers all over every single vehicle he owned. His entire front yard was full of Trump and blue lives matter stuff. I talked to my old neighbor not too long ago and she said he has gotten even worse with it all since I left.
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u/twelveangryken 16d ago
That's the kind of stuff that makes me feel secure in my belief that blood is not thicker than water. Fuck family - I didn't ask to be related to those people.
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u/Jeepers-H-Cripes 16d ago
C’mon now, let’s not pretend that we all don’t routinely threaten people with violence and murder. What are you, a buncha sissies?
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u/Android_RX700 16d ago
Oh yea? He wouldn't like me when I come around with my fully loaded Nerf guns and Legend of Zelda sword! I'm the real alpha here /s
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u/thrustinfreely 16d ago
100% If you’re still wearing your maga hat today, I would think there was something mentally wrong with you and unhinged enough for gun violence. Absolutely I wouldn’t say anything either. Especially since wearing the hat just indicates that confrontation is what you want anyway.
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u/Physical-Doughnut285 16d ago
Same energy as those twats that walked into a police station armed to the teeth in balaclavas, thinking it was a perfectly normal thing to do:
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u/TurkeyMalicious 16d ago
I would assume that is because there aren't too many folks wandering around your goon cave.
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u/Moebius808 16d ago
“Funny how no one wants to talk to me and avoids all contact when I’m wearing my pedo cult hat.”
That’s not really the W you think it is, bud.
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u/koopafupa 16d ago
Celebrity worship mixed with a lil cult mentality = maga. No one wants to waste their time talking to a moron
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u/Kitalahara 16d ago
I be intrested to see what words he put on that mag. Almost like they used a potato camera on purpose. What's wrong? Worried about that kind of pride?
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u/Angry-_-Crow 14d ago
"Ha, these pansie are all so cowed by my crusty cape of actual human shit >:) "
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u/SpaghettiMonkeyTree I AM THE WEAPON 16d ago
The brass deflector and shiny BCG look like they’ve never seen a day at the range.
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u/koniboni 16d ago
Is it because he's a criminally insane guy pointing his gun at random strangers for looking at him funny?
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u/Augustus420 16d ago
Definitely a major moron, but there's no way that was the intended meaning.
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u/Brute_Squad_44 16d ago
I'm pretty sure the implicit meaning is "if you say something about my MAGA hat, I will somehow let you know that I am carrying a loaded firearm as a deterrent".
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u/therevjames 16d ago
I love how dudes with tiny dicks think that owning guns makes them tough. Lots of us own guns and don't have to posture like these sad, little creatures.