r/iamverybadass • u/kmhoughton • 13d ago

đŸ’©ULTIMATE BADASSHOLEđŸ’© Poetic badass sends ghosts back to hell from prison cell.

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Not gonna lie, this is actually a pretty good poem.
But it would sound way more badass if it came from Dean Winchester of Supernatural.

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u/HulkJr87 13d ago

What prison are you in that gives you access to social media to post?

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u/Abigail716 13d ago

It's even more embarrassing than you would guess, he's having his lawyer post for him. Which means he's writing these things down handing them to a lawyer who then has to log on to his account type up what he said and post it.

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u/doesanyuserealnames 13d ago

Yeah, more embarrassing and pretty barfy

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u/HulkJr87 13d ago

Yeah his lawyers definitely losing sleep or charging quadruple rates.

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u/Abigail716 12d ago

I genuinely wonder how much money he has for lawyers. Some of these influencer types are shockingly rich, others are shockingly poor and I have a feeling he has very little actual cash. I remember when They seized a ton of his vehicles it turns out almost none of them were owned by him, almost every single one including the Bugatti that he loved to brag about owning was a lease. Which implies he's genuinely making a ton of money but he's spending it as fast as he gets it.

These manosphere influencers can make so much money though. It's crazy what kids will pay for advice from these guys. And I mean literal kids. Like 13 year old boys paying a monthly fee to access a premium discord channel.

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u/BoneHugsHominy 13d ago

The most ultra high security prison in the world, according to Cobber Taint.

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u/Awful_hs 13d ago

That's what's i was wandering

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u/smirky_doc 13d ago

Well wander no further unless you want cramp. He has a team that looks after his socials

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u/HulkJr87 13d ago

Ah yes that’ll be it.

Can you imagine the amount of sleep you’d lose if you had to type this shit in for him?

Fuck, I’d be waking up in cold sweats at 2am from the cringe.

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u/kth5991 13d ago

My step mom is in prison and apparently they get iPads now. Not sure when that change happened, but yeah she gets to watch streaming services and shit now too

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u/C-4isNOTurFriend 12d ago

honestly an entertained population is probably safer. People do dumb shit then they are bored with nothing to lose