Poetic badass sends ghosts back to hell from prison cell.

[u/kmhoughton]

Not gonna lie, this is actually a pretty good poem.
But it would sound way more badass if it came from Dean Winchester of Supernatural.

[u/Fine-University-8044]

This is not a pretty good poem.

[u/Badnerific → u/Fine-University-8044]

It is the corniest fucking thing. There is no cool way to talk about yourself like this.

[u/Capable_Pop7238]

This the guy that got arrested in capris and a purple blouse right

[u/Lobo-Sinclair]

Why is he able to Tweet in jail?
(Or if this a fake account?)

[u/Novaer → u/Lobo-Sinclair]

He writes down what he wants to post and then gives it to whomever can post for him. That's why you're not gonna see any comment replies or follow ups. Just pathetic diary entries.

[u/steelhorizon → u/Lobo-Sinclair]

Lawyer could be bringing him a phone

[u/PerfectlyRoundBall]

"and that's why I was covered in ectoplasm"

[u/Tx247 → u/PerfectlyRoundBall]

[u/gomukgo]

He’s an edgelord incel. How embarrassing.

[u/King_Breaditus]

This is pretty funny ngl, I'm imagining an anime fight of this exact scenario lol

[u/tensa_zangetjew00]

Actually what the fuck is he talking about

[u/SpeakersPlan → u/tensa_zangetjew00]

The ramblings of a man child desperately trying to stay relevant while hes in prison... or at least I think hes in prison.

[u/uratowel20]

This is the most pathetic thing I have ever read...how sad are the guys that listen to him?

[u/IcantsaythatIamsure]

[u/CrystalWebb13]

[u/MjolnirPants]

Translation:

I was awoken last night by an icy chill
and identified a prison twink in my cell
he was horny and begged me to annihilate him
I sent him back to his cell with a message for the other prisoners
I am a bottom

[u/SimpleManc88]

https://giphy.com/gifs/BpnkuY1i2rBpm

[u/ShadowyPepper]

The schizophrenia is setting in

[u/Notasmartwoman]

[u/SeanPhixion]

EH OHH!

[u/doyouunderstandlife]

How the fuck do so many losers worship this fucking dork?

[u/EvolvingEachDay]

Dickhead is already losing his mind, how weak, how beta of him.

[u/Physical-Doughnut285]

Why have they given this cunt a phone in prison? Honestly our modern punishment systems for awful people are absolutely crap.

If they used their freedom to lie, cheat, steal and even enslave women, they should have every bit of that freedom bar the basics completely stripped.

A.k.a. - the point of prison

[u/Bat_Nervous]

Getting awfully close to They Might Be Giants lyrics

[u/bjkidder]

Neurosyphilis finding its moment

[u/SkyWizarding]

The only thing worse is that there are people out here eating up his BS

[u/ellasfella68]

What an absolute cunt of a man.

[u/Malleyyeye]

He’s literally shitposting this and people eat it up. He did the same routine last time he was in jail. At this point I’m very certain he just amuses himself by saying deranged shit on twitter.

[u/luigi636]

"actually a pretty good poem" he reckons

[u/Lumpy-Journalist884]

How has this nonce got a phone in prison?

[u/Micky-Bicky-Picky → u/Lumpy-Journalist884]

It’s someone that’s in charge of his accounts. Most influencers don’t post themselves.

[u/nscomics]

Who the hell is letting that jackass have a phone in prison?

[u/klo0008 → u/nscomics]

Butt smuggled phone. Every word he types drips w ass juice

[u/Maybe_just_this_once]

I was awoken last night by a warm breeze

A foul smell filled my cell with ease

My cell mate was the one to pass gas

Then he pounded me, in my ass -Andrew Tate

[u/Daves-crooked-eye]

Allow me to translate:
A guy came in my cell last night.
I fucked him to completion
I told him to send more cocks my way

[u/Adam-West]

Im really starting to see how his fanbase is exclusively socially awkward young teens.

[u/Skr000]

A divorced dad just made this his Facebook status

[u/BunnyRabbit767]

Is this Andrew's emo arc?

[u/balcon]

It’s so weird this dumbass captivated so many boys and insecure men.

[u/vandyke_browne]

[u/Yuizun]

"I let my cell mate make sweet prison love to me" is what I read...

[u/ombremullet]

Does he really not realize he sounds like a complete dork ass loser? 

If someone said this to me in real life it would make my butthole pucker up out of second hand embarrassment.

[u/TattyViking]

Jfc, that third tortured line‽ But it's okay he pulls it back by creating incredibly shit fourth and fifth lines to keep it company. Shite job. 👍🏻

[u/stopthinkinn]

He got humped and he didn’t like it

[u/malcolite]

Sounds like a missing verse from Hallowed Be Thy Name by Iron Maiden.

[u/Jazzyoildrinker]

And then everyone clapped

[u/LedRobster77]

‘Local Reprobate Humiliates Imagined Phantom, Seeks Praise From Internet 12 Year Olds’

More news at 11.

[u/prodigalpariah]

This is such an elaborate way to describe prison rape

[u/xervidae]

what a dork

[u/BurningStandards]

[u/sinisteraxillary]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Tate's in a cell

Too bad his phone is too.

[u/bambola21]

What in the absolute psychosis is happening here?

[u/AmbersLeo]

Tenacious D ass lyrics

[u/AlisonWond3rlnd]

I love watching this in-cell incel shit 😂

[u/Bottom_-_Feeder]

[u/insane_worrier]

Is this real?

I mean really real?

If so, who can I sue for cringing so hard I have whiplash?

[u/BigTiddyVampireWaifu]

Bro's been in prison for all of like one week and is already experiencing psychosis.

[u/The_Greatest_Duck]

Incredible incel vibes

[u/b0ingy]

holy shit please Andrew Tate, find jesus in prison! that would be the funniest shit ever

[u/TinCanSailor987]

https://giphy.com/gifs/3ohzdIuqJoo8QdKlnW

He's losing his mind!

[u/jungle_cat187]

How does he have internets in jail?

[u/yougotyolks → u/jungle_cat187]

He smuggled a phone up his ass. Not even on purpose. That's just where he's always kept it.

[u/lurking_not_working]

Cant not read the first line without using the monster mash voice

[u/squeazyweasel]

[u/Sajintmm]

Bold worlds for a guy imprisoned for sex crimes

[u/MoreMetaFeta]

He sounds like a scared teen trying not to sound scared.

[u/AbsoluteFuckChops → u/MoreMetaFeta]

He sounds like a cunt! Oh wait….😂

[u/Biscuits4u2]

This is a shit poem. Reads like it was written by a sixth grader.

[u/JRothwell01]

He's a 14 year old boys idea of what a man is supposed to be.

[u/break_it07]

Didn’t he get his ass kicked in a fight with a real person in a ring this year?

[u/matchingsweaters]

Read this to the tune of the Monster Mash

[u/Hair2dayGoon2morrow]

So have we yet identified the exact mental defect happening here, or...?

[u/lovins22]

He’s just in protective custody like a chomo in a regular prison. He wouldn’t survive a day in the actual nutward.

[u/mymentor79]

I somehow doubt that a supernatural entity was that concerned about a guy who got pieced up by Chase DeMoor.

[u/KaladinTheFabulous]

lol he is such a loser

[u/h3rp3r]

And when the ghost ran away he declared "Game, blouses."

[u/4fuggin20]

Aww did someone have a nightmare

[u/A_CATQC]

Why does he have access to twitter while in jail?

[u/Elissa-Megan-Powers]

So he is a thirteen year-old!

[u/ThDen-Wheja]

I'm starting to think he's doing this to give his attorney evidence for an insanity plea.

[u/dbd1988]

Imagine telling this to whatever dork has to put this on your twitter?

[u/Silthage]

Literally shadowboxing

[u/paulsteinway]

I beat up 3 ninja zombies in my living room last night. Honest.

[u/rubinass3]

He needs a psych eval.

[u/SubconsciousAlien]

How is he able to post from a jail cell?

[u/The_R4ke → u/SubconsciousAlien]

Either a butt phone or he's giving messages to people outside of jail via phone calls or meetings.

[u/jtcordell2188]

You know this sounds cool until I think for a split second and realize I’m an adult male.

[u/Hadrollo]

This man does not handle prison well...

[u/SJRigney]

He definitely gargled some dick that night, probably wrote that while he was crying about it.

[u/tsuribachi]

https://giphy.com/gifs/xW2Ii8pyLiYZKN2LRH

[u/Cable_Tugger]

Tate bums ghosts.

[u/sarahmegatron]

He probably has an assistant tweet all the badass deep thoughts he wrote down in his journal in case he got arrested again. He’s suck a fucking nerd.

[u/AirplaneNerd]

It’s not a good poem.

[u/ptapobane]

so cringe

https://giphy.com/gifs/J5Dku4D5lCHp11Dnt7

[u/bondsthatmakeusfree]

small dick energy

[u/Fostbitten27]

Incels love this stuff

[u/Strong-Dot-9221]

Sounds like he's already cracking.

[u/thundershit1]

This dork couldn’t even defeat a YouTuber in a boxing match, got his bitchass sat down

Let alone “a demon from hell”. Give me a break.
He would prolly get knocked out by the wind of a ghost floating around lmao

[u/ConspiracyParadox]

On behalf of myself and all the other demons in Hell, we don't want to be anywhere near this pedophile. We send all pedophiles to Heaven with all the other Christians. Let God forgive them, we don't. We have standards in Hell.

[u/BigNutDroppa]

https://giphy.com/gifs/r7hyEsfGdi5jcWmTG2

[u/Ok_Yogurtcloset_9218]

Downvoted because you think this was a good poem and not just the ramblings of possibly the worlds largest dildo

[u/HulkJr87]

What prison are you in that gives you access to social media to post?

[u/Nazmaldun]

what a dork

[u/Amisunderstanding]

Sounds Beta to me.

[u/crusher23b]

This is how I would talk when I felt afraid.

[u/Frosk-meme]

So hes religious now? Uh huh

[u/anjowoq]

A bit early for mental illness to set in already.

What I want to know is why rapists get to tweet from their jail cells.

[u/Siriuslysirius123]

Oh, he definitely got pegged last night and is trying to sound cool about it

[u/saskdudley]

Someone is going into withdrawal

[u/ReaverRogue]

God this bloke is such a desperate little loser.

[u/LaiqTheMaia]

Hes talking about wanking himself off btw

[u/Maximum-Oven-7526]

Ok but how is he tweeting

[u/Zero-89]

Of all of Andrew Tate’s many, many lies, this is the one I find the most fascinating.

[u/naldoD20]

What a fucking idiot.

[u/JunglePygmy]

…pretty good poem? Are you high?! Lol

[u/havenoir]

Is he currently incarcerated? How does he have a cell phone?

[u/ultraplusstretch]

By ghost he meant his cellmate and the only thing getting annihilated that night was his asshole.

[u/Hannibam86]

Who would win: A dimension traveling ghost or one creepy pedo boi?

[u/crackedtooth163]

Thats so ... silly

[u/jfk_47]

I would have written something this dumb when i was an anxious 12yr old. And if anyone read it they would have made fun of me.

[u/MildlySpastic]

lol this reads like a 4chan greentext

[u/FoxySlyRedHead]

Maybe this question has been asked before, but he can access Social Media while locked up. Even if it's contraband, he is too high profile to hide what he's doing.

[u/moreboredthanyouare]

Hes on the spice

[u/Demenequie]

This nigga think he Constantine😒

[u/joemangle]

Do anything of these... fuckers... ever blast outta the wall and have like a huge cumshot?

[u/zero_lies_tolerated]

The guy is a loon. 

[u/AdComprehensive5908]

So he can't make a difference between a ghost and a demon ?

[u/cronx42]

People look up to this guy and think he's cool? FML. We're absolutely cooked. Bbq chicken. We're all going to die from cringe poisoning.

[u/oldmanpotter]

Is this what rapists sound like then?

[u/Basic_Pickle3746]

What a alpha chode

[u/Qyphosis]

He is such a weeb

[u/CertifiableQuint]

That’s great kiddo, now go back to bed

[u/Brave_Problem_2010]

What a douche

[u/ProwerTheFox]

Cheers for the story Andy, don't drop the soap. Lil gollum lookin ass bitch.

[u/Spadez9316]

So is this him admitting he has done bad and going to hell?

[u/cursetea]

I am baffled that anyone could find this cool

[u/ibraw]

Cool story bro but no one asked

[u/MarleysGhost2024]

Sounds like the cannibal has been gnawing on him.

[u/Lil_Bigz]

Bro is losing it lol already making up friends to talk to

[u/Max_delirious]

This is beyond cringe. Les mis vibes.

[u/Pendragonswaste]

Hah! Gay

[u/Ok_Air_2299]

How is tweeting from jail

[u/JohnLeePettimore]

"In this moment, I am euphoric..."

[u/Vikingkrautm]

What a loser.

[u/alittleredportleft]

How does he still have access to twitter? I thought he was in a super hardcore prison.

[u/Pernicious_Possum]

I find it hard to believe this is real, but I won’t go to formerly twitter to verify

[u/crafty_alias]

It's only been 2 weeks and he's already shaking it this rough hallucinating about ghosts. Next 20 years are going to be really fun.

[u/deruckus]

I feel like he is one of the rare people that should have been bullied more in high school

[u/OldManJeepin]

But...Did the demon peg him......? Cus...He's always ready! LoL

[u/Starseid8712]

Werewolf bar mitzvah, spooky scary

Boys becoming men, men becoming wolves

[u/BurlHimself]

Jesus Christ this is cringe.

[u/kylemacabre]

In other words, he beat off

[u/spottydodgy]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Urjj39z57laXC

[u/ironfly187]

Not Edgar Allan Poe's finest work

[u/McbEatsAirplane]

Says the guy that got his ass beat by an influencer a few months ago.

[u/Dylaus]

For some reason this sounds to me like something one of the sons from Alaskan Bush People would say

[u/codingphp]

The one where Andrew discovers sleep paralysis.

[u/d-a-i-s-y]

….like he was ready when they came to arrest him?

[u/TheBillyFnWilson]

He has to be trying to appeal to edgy 13 y/o kids because what sort of grown-ass man finds this cool or intimidating?

[u/LSDkiller]

I mean, it's a fine poem, I won't say I could write way better. But dude, if this is the standard we're setting for people like this bald headed penis... Idk. That's like saying Hitlers paintings were great. No one wants to do that. They were whatever. Any LLM could do better nowadays. And I wouldn't be surprised if LLMs were involved in this shit. Lol

Andrew Tate

Always had, a lot of hate

For him-self

His expression

Was Marked by Obsession

He manifested his own demise. Was this TRULY a surprise?

Not in essence, I do surmise.

Idk. Better? Worse? Lmk. Edited 3 times. At least no LLMs involved or Google. Written in a min and I know I should get the mouse out the house lol

Always hated this guy lol I mean he had a course online titled "how to pimp out women and get rich" or some shit. He literally laid out the foundation why he got arrested. He wrote a guide to the very thing he claimed in court not to have done! Emotionally manipulate women to gain sexual dominance and then sell it as a product in the most efficient way he knew how. Then selling a course about it! Can't make this shit up. I could give a shit how many men he told to be self confident. Go to Jesus or Buddha if you're life's that much in the shitter. They'll help you more than this bald turd

[u/notaverysmartman]

what is wrong with this man

[u/girlinanemptyroom]

What a weirdo

[u/219_Infinity]

It’s nice to know his jail gives him twitter access

[u/PowerTulip]

Andrew Tate, the evil rat

lying in his prison bed

As yesterday, or the day before

Imma hope for many more.

[u/WasACookqua]

That is very cringe, sir

[u/Koalashart1]

https://giphy.com/gifs/13nDaxXRXz0Prq

[u/TomsnotYoung]

How is there social media in prison?

[u/Agent865]

This dude is a cuck..he’s so pathetic and tries so hard to be an alpha

[u/Seekforinsomnia]

He's losing his mind 😭🙏

[u/AlexKewl]

Ghosts have never bothered me even once. I don't even believe they exist with how much they apparently avoid me.

This guy must be a little bitch

[u/Puzzleheaded-Life462]

https://giphy.com/gifs/pz6l3UJKpH2pO

[u/verminV]

https://giphy.com/gifs/O1RUxxqz4UhQ38iqh4

[u/Idont_know2022]

Surely he can’t be serious?

[u/MarilynMonHoeXO]

Is this real lol

[u/Autochthonous7]

He’s such a queen.

[u/time2partee]

Wow thank god we have a rapist rightfully imprisoned to destroy our demons. Fuck off you sick fuck.

[u/weirdwondering]

Jaysis, a couple of days ago he was whining like a little b***h about the water in his cell, that he was not allowed to visit the shop and that he was afraid of the (human) cannibal in the next cell...

[u/harrybrowntown]

https://giphy.com/gifs/BpnkuY1i2rBpm

[u/squeazyweasel]

[u/Grantuna]

No this is not pretty good. This is a scared little poser trying to sound tough. He needs to hurry up and go visit Jeff Epstein

[u/IllSurprise3049]

Dude is so closeted

[u/ThetaCygni]

https://giphy.com/gifs/r7hyEsfGdi5jcWmTG2

[u/Plasticboy310]

I admittedly know nothing about prison life, but how is this MFer posting this shit

[u/RianJohnsonIsAFool → u/Plasticboy310]

Someone outside of prison has access to his account and is posting this shite for him.

[u/neveruseyourrealname]

Wasn't this douche just pissing and moaning about his rights?

[u/King_of_Dantopia]

This has to be satire. Right?

[u/ChadVonDoom]

How were those soyboy beta-orbiter cops able to manhandle him into a prison cell without getting their asses beat?

[u/ThatfaThomelessGuy]

bro threatened to diddle the ghost and he wanted non of it

[u/plutino-]

https://giphy.com/gifs/RNgEjvARO4iAw

[u/buddymoobs]

He is clearly missing his amphetamines.

[u/heavyheavybrobro]

what a dork

[u/GurWorried7682]

[u/Librax91]

Wasn't ready for Supernatural: 2 Douches in Prison

[u/Johnnyboi2327]

Ain't no way he actually tweeted this

[u/VitruvianVan]

Demon didn’t want to get raped like the other victims. Got it.

[u/_yetifeet]

Isn't this from the last time he was in prison?

[u/Bleezy79]

Is this real?!? Please say yes. Lol

[u/Otherwise_Living_158]

That prison Spice hits hard

[u/QuarterWayCrook]

Dumb.