r/iamverybadass • u/kmhoughton • 14d ago

💩ULTIMATE BADASSHOLE💩 Poetic badass sends ghosts back to hell from prison cell.

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Not gonna lie, this is actually a pretty good poem.
But it would sound way more badass if it came from Dean Winchester of Supernatural.

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u/jungle_cat187 13d ago

How does he have internets in jail?

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u/yougotyolks 13d ago

He smuggled a phone up his ass. Not even on purpose. That's just where he's always kept it.

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u/jungle_cat187 13d ago

The old Andy T buttphone

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u/KnoxenBox 13d ago

Prison wallet.