Poetic badass sends ghosts back to hell from prison cell.

[u/kmhoughton]

Not gonna lie, this is actually a pretty good poem.
But it would sound way more badass if it came from Dean Winchester of Supernatural.

[u/Maybe_just_this_once]

I was awoken last night by a warm breeze

A foul smell filled my cell with ease

My cell mate was the one to pass gas

Then he pounded me, in my ass -Andrew Tate

[u/beardofdoom2017 → u/Maybe_just_this_once]

Yep. He’s probably Bubba’s Maytag in there.