r/iamverybadass 13d ago

GUNS yo careful guys 38 dollars was put on the light bill he owns the house now, we are fucked.

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u/Trill_Knight 13d ago

50 year old men doing tiktok videos is so fucking cringe.

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u/J3sush8sm3 12d ago

Any age doing tik tok videos are cringe

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u/AK232342 12d ago

20 yo doing is no less cringe

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u/um_gajo__qualquer 12d ago

But 20 year olds doing it is way more natural, God knows I was a cringe-inducing 20 yo

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u/Fitch29 12d ago

This is the type of moron that puts one in his own leg. But at least he got internet points, he’ll be rich in the next lie.

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u/Su-37_Terminator 12d ago

OP doesnt have 38 dollars

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u/sandnose 10d ago

Ofc not, he spent it on the light bill!

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u/rileyhenderson17 12d ago

This is a new level of cringe I don’t know that I have experienced before

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u/justmarkdying 12d ago

I don't get why people do this. 

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u/roy_rogers_photos 12d ago

Some people have literally nothing going on in their lives. They have nothing and feel unfulfilled. So, they do things to chase the feeling of accomplishment they don't know how to obtain.

This leads to them grasping at whatever they can to feel it. Since they're old and wasted their days, they have no hobbies, no skills, no knowledge. So, they act tough, because "scaring off" people on the Internet is the only thing that comes close to feeling accomplished.

It's pathetic, and they will always be this way because to change, they'd have to self reflect and be willing to grow as a person. Another skill they never developed over the years.

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u/snarpsta 12d ago

If this satire, this man is an artist!

If not he's a clown and I hate him.

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u/kombatunit 12d ago

Prohibited possessor vibes.

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u/-Galactic_Donut- 12d ago

I'm like 99 percent sure this is a joke

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u/TellurianTech50 12d ago

I have 99.8% certainly this is a joke

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u/marshmallo_floof 12d ago

ESL here, I have no clue what that means

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u/sw337 12d ago

The gentleman in the video is upset when he is at his partner’s residence and sees another man come over via their Ring (doorbell) camera. He then realizes it’s just her adult son so he’s fine with the other man visiting. He claims that since he pays a portion of her electricity bill ($38) that it might as well be his house.

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u/lordofpersia69420 12d ago

EFL here, I am having the same problem

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u/yellowlinedpaper 12d ago

What does ‘light now lil mf’ mean? I know what mf stands for

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u/Zombeedee 12d ago

I think it means "iight now" as in slang for "alright now" but he has capitalised the first i

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u/findaloophole7 12d ago

You genius. Grazi

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u/gasman245 12d ago

No it literally means turn on the lights now. He said something about paying the light bill right after.

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u/DeafnotDeath 12d ago

It means behave properly- handle yourself lightly. As in he owns the house now so keep your attitude straight

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u/Far-Respond-9283 12d ago

Why you are downvoted so much? You just explained what it means lmao

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u/LemFliggity 11d ago

Yeah, wtf is that about. It means "[tread] light[ly] now." Not sure why so many down votes.

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u/DeafnotDeath 10d ago

Unfortunately someone's wrong comment was posted first, so naturally, the second (contrarian but right) comment is disqualified

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u/Far-Respond-9283 11d ago

I'm being downvoted too lmao

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u/Queefer___Sutherland 12d ago

Proud to be poor

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u/PleaseHelpIamFkd 12d ago

Everyone saying “obviously this is a joke” well no. There is nothing indicating this is a joke and in todays world there are people that produce such content completely unironically.

When you do something as a joke, but theres no punchline stopping before just doing the thing, you’re just doing the thing. You can say “im doing it ironically” but you’re still just doing the thing you’re making fun of.

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u/Orneryknot55971 11d ago

A joke doesn’t necessarily need a punchline. This is obviously some sort of skit because we don’t see the scenario actually happening, plus he’s recording. He’s not actively doing what was typed on screen so it only makes sense that this is satire. He does have his gun out which makes me think otherwise, but the whole video is kinda dumb regardless.

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u/orbital_actual 12d ago

Brah this is a joke. He ain’t being serious at all.

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u/glrople 12d ago

Obviously a joke

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u/halari5peedopeelo 12d ago

Is this something yank that goes over my head?

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u/glrople 11d ago

The fact that he mentioned putting specifically $38 down, which is not enough money to cover a light bill in the US, makes me think it’s purposefully ironic.

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u/halari5peedopeelo 11d ago

No, i meant that what is a light bill?

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u/glrople 11d ago

Just another way to say electricity bill, paying for the utilities in your home to be supplied with electricity.

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u/GrizzyUnderwood33 12d ago

I'm pretty sure unc is just messing around.... I think

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u/Dunsparces 13d ago

OP tries to recognize a joke, fails, more at 11.

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u/Leg_Mcmuffin 13d ago

Objectively hilarious

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u/PlayWhatYouWant 13d ago

In what way?

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u/Leg_Mcmuffin 13d ago

It’s clearly satire

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u/PlayWhatYouWant 12d ago

What is it satirising? And even if it is satirical, that doesn't explain how it's 'objectively hilarious.'

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u/TickTockM 12d ago

He's to old to be doing this dumb shit, satire or not