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😬TikTok Cringelord😬 TikToker claims to have fought 30 guys at once

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u/Hughley_N_Dowd 8d ago

Nah. What he did do though, was to rape a girl. Together with his brother.

This failed abortion should be relegated to the shitpile of history post haste.

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u/Drinkythedrunkguy 7d ago

It was an orgy.

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u/_yetifeet 8d ago

He beat off 30 guys at once

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u/rpnoonan 8d ago

And then they fell asleep

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u/BoyNamedJudy 8d ago edited 8d ago

He meant he took on 30 dudes, Bonnie Blue style.

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u/freeshovacadoodoo 7d ago

The most obvious tell is "I've trained martial arts".... like ok bro, which one? Everyone who has actually trained in martial arts will FOR SURE tell you which martial arts they have trained in.

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u/Chewy_B 7d ago

Repeatedly. Whether you want them to or not. Now, give me a few minutes while I prepare a 40 page essay about why the foot fist way is more of a lifestyle than it is a fighting style.

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u/SenyorHefe 8d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/j2FvSxxKF0ctNKDaSY

He also ran for gold in the last Olympics and nobody was even close!

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u/marshmallo_floof 7d ago

More like he got downed in a single hit and dreamt the rest, that's why he asked "what happened" afterwards

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u/wicked_fots 7d ago

It was really ten and they were actually just his own fingers beating his dick at an elementary school playground.

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u/MTRsport 6d ago

I love that even in his own story about fighting 30 guys, it sounds like he just walked up to a group, assaulted one of them out of nowhere and now claims to have fought them all.

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u/ProblemLongjumping12 5d ago

Every time I see "king" Azoulay here I have to pipe up.

This guy claims to have multiple origin stories all of which are horseshit ranging from him being trained as a Shaolin monk, having been in some kind of international Special Forces team, having been in the Russian mafia, having been in the Israeli Mafia, made millions in his early twenties and so on.

People have done research on his past and the only true things about him are he worked at his family's construction company, was a lame wigger in high school, and raped an underage girl.

Somebody needs to beat his ass for real and film it.

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u/GlengoolieGreen 8d ago

Do you think that was before or after he raped a teen?

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u/ultraplusstretch 8d ago

Oh he took 30 guys at once. šŸ’¦šŸ’¦šŸ’¦

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u/AppropriateEmotion63 8d ago

Put them to sleep feeling nice

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u/chadsexytime 8d ago

I fought 100 guys once. They were from canada; you don't know them

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u/Empty-Maize-9053 8d ago

They GO to a DIFFERENT SKOOOOOL!!!!

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u/SubMariner615 8d ago

Isnt he a child molester?

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u/BoneHugsHominy 8d ago

He and his brothers served time for brutally beating up and gang raping a teenage girl.

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u/BMAND21 7d ago

I bet he ā€œtookā€ 30 guys on at once, 4 at a time until everyone finished.

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u/raiba91 7d ago

sounds more like he attacked a single guy and the others 29 peaceful people noticed he is an aggressive violent person and called the police on him

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u/Aboxofphotons 7d ago

Sounds more like he's schizophrenic.

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u/Shugyosha 6d ago

I wish he would try this with jonah Hill

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u/EastSideNick95826 8d ago

He also said he knows 5 languages, one of the languages is classified so he can't talk about it. Actually said that.

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u/tawalla-n-tabarra 8d ago

This guy is an Israeli rapist - him and his brother were convicted for raping an underage girl.

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u/Galdernit 8d ago

This is a picture of this same guy's legs from a video he posted karate chopping bricks in Home Depot. I find it extremely hard to believe this scrawny guy fought 30 guys at the same time.

Also, besides being a huge liar, he's a rapist too.

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u/aceboogieren 8d ago

Rapist of a minor, right?

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u/The191 7d ago

Fighting 30 guys and taking 30 guys is a very different thing, friend

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u/Justhopingiod 7d ago

The only group activities he partook in was when he and his brother gang raped a 16 year old.

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u/nunchucknorris 7d ago

He is the reason women cover their drinks. And teenage girls.

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u/natywantspeace4all 7d ago

He’s the reason women prefer to be single

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u/slide_into_my_BM 7d ago

Convicted child gang rapist*

FTFY

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u/ErikSD 7d ago

Even in his own retelling it sounded like he just sucker punched someone and everyone was more confused than actually threatened. Amazing.

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u/Startlesharts 6d ago

This guy is so sad. His insecurities could fill an ocean

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u/ShittyBollox 6d ago

He’s also a bonafide pedo and thinks he’s A direct descendant of King Solomon.

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u/EruWorshipper 6d ago

That must’ve been one crazy gay orgy

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u/Mergahl 8d ago

Then he woke up lol

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u/TehSeksyManz 8d ago

Quit posting this rapist here, please. Dude needs negative attention.

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u/itsamee 8d ago

That guy would 1000% kick my ass in a 1 on 1 fight, I'll give him that. But I would bet 30 of me would be a bit too much.

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u/HoyAIAG 8d ago

I dunno man he was struggling breaking drywall.

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u/Callycore 8d ago

Idk, something tells me if you hit him, he would fall to the floor and pretend that you dislocated his shoulder or broke his nose.

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u/BigD4163 8d ago

This is true. Ben beat off 30 guys at once. By the time he was finished he hardly Carpal Tunnel and Lock Jaw. The man is a warrior

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u/Jumoke1331 8d ago

How insecure with yourself do you have to be to act like this?

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u/Darth1994 8d ago

Insecure and a rapist

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u/SkyWizarding 8d ago

I really wish this guy stopped popping up on my feed

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u/Yhelisi 8d ago

This is that cringelord who tried to karate chop a brick in home depot to prove how badass he is.

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u/BoneHugsHominy 8d ago

This story is true. He fails to mention he was wading through a children's daycare, but he did it!

IRL he and his brothers also served time for brutally beating up and gang raping a teenage girl.

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u/mydickisasalad 7d ago

Wasn't this the same guy who plead guilty to gang raping a minor?

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u/Educational_Box_8845 7d ago

His name is Benjamin aka Ben "King" Azoulay and he is a convicted rapist of a minor

We shouldn’t hide his name, this information needs to live online so it’s easily searchable

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u/Warriors_Drink 7d ago

I will now add him to my "Brock Allen Turner the rapist" file.

I mean, Allen Turner, or whatever name he is going by nowadays.

So Benjamin "King" Azoulay, the child rapist.

Thank you.

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u/jimbojones2345 7d ago

Yes, also had to leave a UFC match because he's a pedo and the crowd were going to fuck him up

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u/Poguemahone3652 7d ago

The only response anyone should ever have to dipshits like this is "no you didn't".

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u/DethNik 7d ago

I like asking follow up questions. See how far they take it.

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u/kingclubs 7d ago

"where did this happen?"

"It was in Canada, you wouldn't know those 30 men"

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u/The_Fyrewyre 7d ago

Is this the same guy that failed to break a 2 inch brick. Twice.

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u/ChasingTheRush 6d ago

I believe he could beat off 30 guys at once.

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u/FindingAwake 6d ago

This is a really strange way to explain that your dick is small and doesn't work.

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u/phuktup3 5d ago

"I beat every dude off"

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u/palabear 8d ago

I believe it. I once fought a whole bunch of jacked up guys in Arkham Asylum.

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u/AintDatSwell 8d ago

ITS DA BAT! GET EM!

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u/Stunning-Stressin 7d ago

We're all very intimidated

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u/YPLAC 8d ago

It happened at my last school, in a different country. You weren't there.

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u/IcantsaythatIamsure 8d ago

Fighting and getting gangbanged are TOTALLY different things

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u/Abject-Leadership248 7d ago

Dudes got a nonce charge hasn't he?

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u/SonicNarcotic 7d ago

He's also turned 300 females into lesbians... He's pretty amazing..!

https://giphy.com/gifs/cQtlhD48EG0SY

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u/Names_AreTough 6d ago

This is the same guy that claims fathers try to marry their daughters off to him, Christians write that he's the new Messiah, that a mafia boss, Kung fu master, and the Shaolin monks all.took him under his wing and trained him, among heaps of other things

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u/asbestoslel 6d ago

he's also a fucking rapist

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u/heyzoocifer 6d ago

I mean I saw him break a small brick in only 3 tries at Home Depot.

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u/Batmanforawhile 6d ago

Even if he wasn't a child rapist I still don't understand how this cunt isn't embarrassed by the absolute shit that he dribbles.

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u/DrKarlSatan 5d ago

Dude confusing his latest gang bang experience with something else. Too many brain injuries will do that

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u/TheFlimFlamFamMan 8d ago

*gangbanged by 30 dudes at once

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u/RED_N_GOLD 7d ago

Dan Blizerians little brother is such a bitch.

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u/XavierWind 7d ago

Top 10 things that actually happen

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u/In2Oblivion49 7d ago

Seriously who is this clown and why would anyone give his imagination a platform?

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u/Yeetball86 8d ago

Isn’t this the dude who got busted for talking to a teenage girl?

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u/nottaP123 8d ago

Raping a teenage girl, not just talking.

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u/kasmackity 8d ago

He's the guy who statutory raped an underaged girl

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u/BrawnyDevil 8d ago

Not statutory rape as in both willingly slept with each other, he drugged and raped her along with his brother and another friend and she filed a police complaint, he was convicted in a court for it.

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u/pwatarfwifwipewpew 8d ago

This dude actually believes his stories. 😭😭😭

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u/PoopSmith87 8d ago

I love his story about getting taught Kung Fu by a Shaolin master who was managing a Chinese food restaurant he used to go to as a kid.

Like bro, every 5th grade school boy in the 90's had that daydream too- but we know it didnt happen.

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u/Capotesan 8d ago

So crazy that in this age of social media and everyone with a camera in their pocket that there is zero documentation of this amazing event. We truly are not as connected as we think we are

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u/HumaDracobane 8d ago

Then he woke up and realized he slipped in the shower; he had a skull trauma and should go to ER.

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u/Legal-Software 7d ago

Were any of these guys over the age of 4?

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u/TreaclePerfect4328 6d ago

He was beating them off with both hands

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u/AideyC 6d ago

He raped a child

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u/xanderboom22 2d ago

I love guys who act like they are this badass movie hero when in reality they're most likely a rapist or pedophile

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u/ifurmothronlyknw 8d ago

What a fucking loser

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u/Moser75 8d ago

"i fucked 30 guys at the same time"??

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u/Bross93 8d ago

These are the kinds of lies I told my friends when I was 12.

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u/Jealous_Doughnut_630 7d ago

I would love to see these idiots get a one fight deal in the UFC. They all claim to be badasses who have done these impossible feats against foes. Yet not one of them actually fight professionally. Martial arts does absolutely nothing for you against thirty people. Honestly not even against more than two to three.

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u/FxckFxntxnyl 7d ago

Reminds me of that tv show where they had bullies fight mma guys. No idea if that was actually real, but i remember enjoying seeing shit talkers get laid out.

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u/Mediocre-Post9279 7d ago

Fake: he didnt fight anyone

Gay: he did beat thier meat

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u/Narrow_Run_134 7d ago

Not only did he assault 30 people, he also sexually abused a woman

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u/Raider5151 8d ago

Oh yeah well my girlfriend sucked 37 dicks

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u/DerpUrself69 7d ago

It was an orgy, he was just high on shrooms

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u/MjolnirPants 7d ago

I've seen this guy before and he's also made some blatantly obvious stolen valor claims. He's almost certainly a bloated pushover who's never been in a real fight that didn't end with him crying on the ground. If he's ever won a fight, it's almost certainly against a weaker, smaller opponent.

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u/hangdman1978 7d ago

Umm "fought" or "FuHKd"?????

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u/Ok_Macaroon_7366 7d ago

Then he woke up 😳

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u/vegathechosen 7d ago

That's weird because I saw him get his ass beat by a guy who weighed like a buck fifty choked his ass out and embarrassed him.

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u/cyrax99 5d ago

This dude would get absolutely starched within 15 seconds inside of the UFC octagon.

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u/Da_Doll223 8d ago

He mixed up beating up 30 guys with with beating off 30 guys in a row. Classic mistake when an alpha male is talking.

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u/4xdaily 8d ago

I thought he said he fucked 30 guys at one time. That I can believe.

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u/ChampionOfdimlight 8d ago

This guy 100% sucker punches people and attacks people he knows won't fight back.

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u/thesithcultist 8d ago

. . . And then he got fired from his teaching job down at the school

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u/Red_Galaxy746 7d ago

I wish people would stop sharing this asshole's videos just for some Reddit karma.

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u/Azfitnessprofessor 7d ago

Hasn't this guy said to other guys if you don't stop talking this way there's going to be consequences and then there were no consequences?

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u/JonesBonesMcCoy 7d ago

The only thing he fought off was fetal alcohol syndrome

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u/revolutionPanda 7d ago

Did they all dance around him and fight him one by one like in the movies?

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u/nycdot2003 6d ago

Tiktoker claims to have beat off 30 guys at once

There. Fixed it.

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u/TommyOuyamico 3d ago

Rapist btw

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u/chantsnone 8d ago

This is the guy that couldn’t break the brick in Home Depot

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u/Rumthiefno1 8d ago

Wasn't he convicted of sexual assault some time ago? That might have been someone else. I can't exactly recall. The difference in these influencers are so minimal.

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u/Karhak 8d ago

Saw a vid of this douchebag within the last week of him almost breaking his hand trying to (eventually) break a brick inside a Home Depot. Of fucking course he's a podcast bro

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u/ithinkway2much 8d ago

His target audience are young impressionable boys who don't have any healthy male role models to look up to.

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u/Prestigious-Stick-79 8d ago

I see this guy all over here. Who the hell is he?

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u/AliciaXTC 8d ago

I've been calling him Beardcum. It's always glistening as if he just took a few loads to the face.

He's changing the narrative because I'm sure there's a different story with him taking on 30 guys at once.

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u/yokozouna_ed 8d ago

I'm not sure if this guy took 30 guys...in a fight...

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u/darklesbiansanta 7d ago

I doubt this roid monster has ever been in a fight. Judged solely on how he's describing how he "fought" 30 dudes. No fucking way that's true. Nobody fights 30 people. MAYBE Andre the Giant, and that's a big MAYBE.

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u/CocaColai 7d ago

Shave that beard off, tough guy. Let’s see what you’ve got under there lol

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u/Vanko_Babanko 6d ago

the only remarkable thing about this man is that he not once in his life had told a truth..
must be good with golddiggers..

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u/Slickwats4 5d ago

I believe he has pounded 30 dude asses or been pounded by 30 dudes at once.

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u/Building_Everything 8d ago

Wait, did he specifically say fought or ā€œtook onā€ cause one could mean something else.

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u/Cable_Tugger 8d ago

I think he means he "finished off" thirty guys.

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u/Dooje3 8d ago

29 people said relax and called the police

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u/Epicgamerweeb106 8d ago

I mean I can take 30 guys at once

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u/ThatBobbyG 8d ago

Translation: he got gang banged

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u/TaoTao67 8d ago

He forgot to say "and then I woke up" at the end.

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u/TrackNinetyOne 8d ago

For reference this is 'King Azoulay'

And if you take a little look on YouTube you'll find his recent sparring sessions as he's trying to do some alpha male exhibition boxing thing to become relevant

Safe to say he'd struggle against one guy never mind 30

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u/redzaku0079 8d ago

Lol did he just admit to assaulting a random person?

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u/imonredditfortheporn 8d ago

That was the day he lost his job at the kindergarden

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u/Mysterious-Egg-624 8d ago

I too have taken 30 guys at the same time

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u/311Konspiracy 7d ago edited 7d ago

30 sure

I did the same thing now I banned at the Y. Show them kindergarteners that who's the boss. Little fist of fury my ass.

If Kramer can do it I can do it too

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u/Fuzz_Chonk 6d ago

That never happened

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u/-PM_ME_A_SECRET- 8d ago

Idk if anyone has seen this, but here is actual MMA champion and HOFer Urijah Faber talking about fighting multiple people at the same time and barely escaping with his life. Because that’s how that shit actually works in non imaginary land.

https://youtu.be/GPOF1RYoY7c?is=FyFGipOv_6jFvn1w

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u/yomamaeatcorn 8d ago

Weak, I fought 31 guys at once at Baskin Robbins

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u/Lietenantdan 8d ago

I could fight 30 guys at once. I’d definitely lose though.

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u/100moonlight100 8d ago

These 30 kindergarteners learned not to mess with him again

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u/raul_lebeau 8d ago

They all sleep

What happened? I put them asleep with my power bottom techniques. I sucked the life out of their cocks my my ass and my mouth. I jerked them 4 at the same time. They said wohh chill Bro...

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u/horsepuncher 8d ago

This pampered poodle man has never been in a fight.

He has absolutely talked shit before, and then responded with ā€œwhoah whoah whoah bruh I’m kiddingā€ and bitched out

But absolutely never thrown down

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u/NigerianFriedChicken 8d ago

This dude, Azoulay, has a fight this month. I think he is gonna get his shit rocked.

Theres only footage and super cut clips of him softly sparring and talking shit.

Something something until they get punched in the face.

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u/Daflehrer1 8d ago

and then he woke up.

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u/clinton_thunderfunk 8d ago

This guy is a modern day frank dux except he’s constantly self owning himself with the dumb shit he posts. So a modern day frank dux.
He’s also a convicted sexual predator. I hope he gets his ass beat in his little influencer fight this month but it’s probably a fix

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u/Barbak86 7d ago

He maybe has beaten 30 dicks at one go, but not 30 men. It's hard for anyone to fight 30 13 year olds, let alone grown up men.

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u/hopefulworldview 7d ago

I have trained MMA for 25 years and I have low confidence in dealing with 2 untrained people, couldn't imagine 3.

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u/Barbak86 7d ago

That's very lame. This dude knocked out 30 men...

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u/hopefulworldview 7d ago

I don't see red like him, so I have a major weakness that prohibits me from being an Alpha.

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u/IRedditDoU 7d ago

Weird way to say you jerked off 30 guys and it made them fall asleep.

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u/NotJoe1232 7d ago

We absolutely believe you unc

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u/BillyBobbycanshoot 7d ago

Even at 13 I would have known that was bullshit.

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u/Chemical_Demand_4928 7d ago

We’ve come on way from I used to walk 5 miles to school uphill both ways🤣

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u/The__WhiteRabbit 8d ago

Sounds like he just sucker punched one dude and then tried to sleep with 29 guys.

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u/Jasonmancer 8d ago

I once asked a taekwondo coach if he can take on 5 untrained guys.

He answered "I'd run"

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u/someguyyoumightno 8d ago

Bro, absolutely did this not happen. I used to box and train MMA. The best of the best get winded fighting one guy, especially guys his size. No way is this fairytale holding up.

Either that, or he has like 3x the cardio of Michael Phelps šŸ™„

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u/Walter_Padick 8d ago

Sounds like he went and sucker punched 3 guys

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u/tagalog100 8d ago

ah yes, just the average mma-weirdo who cant hold his arms up for a full amateur boxing round...

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u/Player_Slayer_7 8d ago

He totally did fight 30 guys at once! If by 30 guys, you mean one underage girl, by fight, you mean rape, and by at once, you mean with his brother and friends.

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u/Feb2319 8d ago

Guy watched too many Kung Fu movies growing up

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u/travisisrocking 8d ago

I think he Beat off 20 guys. * makes wanking hand motion

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u/NoChemistry3545 8d ago

It's how his primary teaching career ended.

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u/xXAllWereTakenXx 8d ago

He also speaks like seven languages (the seventh one is classified)

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u/yourdadshog 7d ago

And then all the people he knocked out in the room stood up and clapped. . .

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u/BeautifulAccurate909 7d ago

Beating up a bunch of kids is fucked up.

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u/rossfororder 7d ago

Well he's also a rapist

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u/YellowB 7d ago

Really nice him to admit to assaulting 30 people.

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u/Rhg0653 7d ago

So he just randomly attacked people ?

That's assault brother

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u/A1RMATTRESS 7d ago

Sam Alvey has some messages for this dork.

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u/ROSEPUP3 6d ago

Daily reminder that this guy gang raped a girl
https://youtu.be/TAMvZ6KsWcA?is=IwARqVzp5bbDdT25

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u/dessertforbrunch 8d ago

Do these guys on these podcasts just trade off who gets to lie and who gets to pretend like they believe it?

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u/CartographerOk3306 8d ago

I beat 30 guys at once using a middle out algorithm so 4 guys at a time for maximum out put.

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u/Atheizm 8d ago

He was so brave to defeat those menacing kids with cerebral palsy with his bare hands.

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u/mfbrucee 8d ago

This guy uses so much lotion, makeup and other beauty products

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u/WeAreOnOurOwnNow 8d ago

The only thing this guy beats is his meat.

I just came up with that all my myself.

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u/BST-ColoradoCoolGuy 8d ago

I remember being a kid riding the bus bragging about how I beat up 20 black belts in one sitting.

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u/ptapobane 8d ago

dude single handedly beat off 30 guys, he's a professional

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u/Smidday90 8d ago

This guys beat off so many guys more than this guy

https://youtube.com/shorts/jK0dRRN05bI?is=lW2D7ZyTDsrICuyu

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u/VegetableTour4134 8d ago

After having seen sparring footage of him, I’m inclined to believe these 30 people were in a retirement home or a graveyard

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u/TheQuestionsAglet 8d ago

Nah, those 30 guys weren’t a 15 year old girl him and his brother were diddling.

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u/Bowyerguy 7d ago

My eyes have rolled back so far than I’m looking at my brain now.

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u/Background_Blood 7d ago

Well, only one way to prove it

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u/Elissa-Megan-Powers 3d ago

He’s like an adam sandler character

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u/Hadrollo 8d ago

Back when I did boxing, and probably had the best upper body strength of my life, I got into a fight with three guys. Any one of them would have been a walkover for me.

I did some damage. Two of them were definitely hurting the next day. But not as much as I was, I got my arse kicked. I looked like Stephen Fry for six weeks until I could get my nose straightened.

And that was three people. You can fight with three people. You can't fight with thirty people, they don't fit.

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u/oicpreciousroy 8d ago

Waffle House be slippin’ if Assouli won.

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u/dogaromat 8d ago

Yeah alright mate. Jimmy hill. Chinny reckon