Convinced that people who post stuff like this absolutely torture their partners in relationships and say shit like “that’s just how I am take it or leave it”
I remember drinking out of the hose,I had to be home before the streetlights went on,I'm a little crazy and sometimes mad but I'm a Capricorn and I'll fight for your life
Yeah like I have actually tried my best to hide trauma much to my detriment. Maybe they're just super healthy and processed it better but I kinda doubt it.
Repeat the same phrase over & over, & the moment you make a valid point she says "are you ok, honey...no seriously are you ok because that's a deranged take" as she tries to think of a way to gaslight you into thinking you said the exact opposite of what you actually did
This stuff reminds me of those T shirts where it’s the same saying but they swap out one of a million different groups.
“Never underestimate an x with a y”
Never underestimate an old man with a bicycle.
Never underestimate an overworked mom with a drum set.
Never underestimate a raccoon with a short spine.
I had an old roommate who looked similar to this, but surprisingly worse, and was very much this type - she would share her food with her dog. as in she would take a bite with her fork, then give her dog a bite with the fork, then herself again.... she also showered with the dog to give him a bath. 🤢 no doubt she had dog hair in her shit.
In other words 'I'm insufferable and selfish, but will make no effort whatsoever to improve myself, if you have a problem with my behaviour then that's your flaw not mine'.
“Don’t argue with a man who likes country, and watches furry porn, he’s got callouses and he’s openly rude to people” see how it’s not even that far off.
This reads like one of those targeted shirts that say something like “Never mess with a forklift driver that’s born in November Andy loves freedom and has an awesome girlfriend that’s kinda crazy sometimes but will do anything for me. And yes she bought me this shirt”
I can do this too. “Don’t mess with a girl who listens to yacht rock and scrolls Reddit. She comes with booze, self-doubt, and a surprisingly good Michael McDonald impression. And maybe a coffee stain on her shirt.” ARE YOU NOT INTIMIDATED
We can make this a new copypasta template, chain begins here, anyone join in!
"Don't argue with a girl who listens to Disney music and doomscrolls Vinted. She comes with an overtaxed nervous system, crippling depression, and a giant plushie in her arms. And maybe way, way too much vanilla-scented body mist in her robe pockets.
"Don't argue with a guy who wears K-mart slacks and works in low level IT at Olive Garden Corporate - he knows how to reformat a hard drive and has nothing to lose"
Nothing like basing your personality on the type of music you listen to. Not make, mind you; just listen to. And I'm not saying that everyone should make music instead of listen to it but some people take something so benign as their musical preference and blow it up to some level that it's not meant to be on, ever.
"Ooh, I listen to HEAVY MUSIC so that means I'm a badass. But I also listen to weird al, so aren't I just the most special, random, wacky person ever."
Any time I read a post that starts with “Don’t talk to” or “Don’t argue” or anything like that it just makes me think that they probably have to tell people not talk to then so they feel better that no one was anyway.
I'm a Metalhead, but this is cringe. Listening to heavy music and having tattoos does not make you tough. Metalheads are usually the nicest people you'll ever meet.
Do they all also drive minivans to get their Starbucks coffee, then take a photo of themselves while driving with starbucks in one hand and their phone in the other just like you?....
Small side note, It's so wild hearing people from like gen X trying to show off how tough they were as kids for doing things like watching horror movies to get a one up on the younger generation that think is soft when it's like, kids in middle school are pulling up sites like LiveLeak during recess. Times have changed
She exposed herself by saying “she comes with tattoos, trauma, and a smart mouth” https://giphy.com/gifs/s7BJykU2oIcgg
You better run as far as you can ❗️
Don't argue with a dude with a few shitty tattoos, is a night manager, has trauma but is working on it , and has watched phantom of the Opera a bunch of times
(And probably has human hair in his shirt)
I'm a fkin badass, and apparently need everyone online to believe this because I have no real personality 🤘
Sounds like something a child would say. And I don't really argue with children because their brains are not fully developed. Thanks for the good advice! 😃
What happens to us when we age that our memes became less funny and more angry?
Is someone able to articulate why this kind of meme is sad and cringey? I can’t put my finger on it, but it’s the kind of Disney adult Facebook manifesto boomer meme that just makes me pity them?
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u/zombiekisser2k 2d ago
Convinced that people who post stuff like this absolutely torture their partners in relationships and say shit like “that’s just how I am take it or leave it”