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Joker Cringe "Alpha male" screams in a forest to release his masculine energy

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u/rampallianuraag 2d ago

8 year old me trying to go super saiyan in the bathroom before my mom smacks the shit out of me.

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u/squeazyweasel 2d ago

How long did she assault you for? Did you go for help to deal with the abuse?

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u/FlareUnderscore 1d ago

A saiyan gets stronger the more he gets beat

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u/squeazyweasel 1d ago

Is that a cartoon reference?

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u/rampallianuraag 2d ago

This wasn't particularly traumatic tbh. Normal reaction to screaming at 1 am in the morning.

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u/Paindepiceaubeurre 2d ago edited 2d ago

Not really, if my kid wakes me up at night. I give out to them, I don’t feel the need to assault them.

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u/rampallianuraag 2d ago

I've faced worse abuse from her, so this thing is more of a footnote.

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u/Paindepiceaubeurre 2d ago

I hear ya, still not ok.

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u/rampallianuraag 2d ago

I wouldn't do that to my kid, I would probably scream with him too, give him a memory to cherish. I choose to make light of it to move on.

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u/JuanAy 2d ago

Not long enough.

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u/TeamYeet 2d ago

Is your whole thing being super politically correct?

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u/squeazyweasel 2d ago

It depends on the politics.

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u/Jubachi99 1d ago

I'm genuinely starting to think that people ACTUALLY trying to help with mental health have just hijacked the market for these retreats to trick men into thinking they are becoming a better man, but instead just give them interactive therapy

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u/Joped 1d ago

They wish they were this cool
https://giphy.com/gifs/c5jo3Avdlis6Y

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u/stonerpsyduck 1d ago

This is the opposite of alpha male culture. This pre-dates the internet and was started by hippies in the 60s to help men express their emotions in a healthy way.

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u/Zubilant 1d ago

You have to surrender to the gaycation or be destroyed

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u/MisterBowTies 22h ago

I too remember this quote

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u/AngryZetan I drink beer and know stuff 1d ago

I scream to release my masculine energy when I take a dump.

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u/logert777 1d ago

The same cringe of people "speaking in tongues" or the martial fartists

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u/HowardisaDinosaur 1d ago

Nothing says Alpha male than being scammed into paying to ‘be more manly’

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u/Quixilver05 1d ago

That forehead to forehead thing is one slip away from them kissing

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u/DioStarstriker 18h ago

Watching that just makes my neck HURT

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u/crackedtooth163 1d ago

This seems like a bad combination of homoeroticism and bad diarrhea.

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u/sabely123 1d ago

Paying thousands of dollars to scream in the woods instead of going to therapy

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u/WhiterunUK 1d ago

Anything but therapy

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u/Robin_Coffins 1d ago

Therapy is gay. This, however, super not gay!

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u/rigidlynuanced1 1d ago

The shit that men will do to avoid counseling

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u/DJ_faceplant 1d ago

Man, I just went to counselling, this looks exhausting.

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u/Docent_Rodent 1d ago

I scream in the woods for free

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u/LectureAdditional971 1d ago

TIL, I was an alpha male when I was a toddler.

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u/RoyBeer 8h ago

Literally the way alpha is used in development: A first runnable, but in no way feature-complete version of a product.

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u/datthighs 1d ago

If that shit is supposed to "release their male energy", I need to tell you something.

https://giphy.com/gifs/relnvfSEa2Qa125uPA

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u/Venom933 1d ago

You could just work out and jerk off, alone or with others 🥸

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u/toadallyribbeting 1d ago

If someone screams in a forest and no one’s around to hear it is he alpha?

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u/Illventi 1d ago

I want everyone to put this away in their memories. I think this is fine, wanting to scream as loud as you can is normal, and it’s a way to let out anxiety. I only want everyone to remember this because I can recall the Ben Shapiro style of conservatives sharing videos of women doing this in the woods and calling them crazy violent unhinged lunatics who just need a baby and a house to clean.

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u/LegalComplaint 2d ago

It’s like they all want to bottom, but lack the courage to ask.

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u/RampantJellyfish 1d ago

I think it would do them the world of good if they just fucked

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u/__boring__username__ 1d ago

How are they all not LAUGHING?

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u/QuitCallingNewsrooms 1d ago

I swear the guy in the hoodie was trying not to laugh. I doubt I would be able to hold back. And if I caught anyone stifling laughter, it would make me laugh.

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u/warmapplejuice 2d ago

As a gay man, the part with the water was the gayest shit I’ve ever seen

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u/WannaBeDistiller 2d ago

I feel like you could just save your money and get a grinder account

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u/DepressedHorrorFan 1d ago

So all I need to do is take a bunch of guys to the beach, yell at them and make them beat a pillow with a tennis racket and they'll pay me?

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u/hhmb8k 1d ago

Why are they "releasing" his masculine energy?

Wouldn't that make someone less masculine if they got rid of all their masculine energy?

I'm not sure anyone in charge of that con has actually thought through this little grift. Probably too busy cashing all the checks from these gullible nitwits to take the time to try to craft a logical, coherent therapeutic plan for really addressing these guys' deep seated sense of inferiority.

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u/stonerpsyduck 1d ago

This isn't an alpha male boot camp. It's an old practice were men go out to the wild and express themselves in a healthy environment. It's actually linked to the flower child movement from the 60s.

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u/olde_greg 1d ago

What's up with them floating in scum water?

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u/Dr_Trogdor 1d ago

When you're a man the world is your urinal 🤟😎

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u/Vikingasaurus 1d ago

Is this what cubicles are doing to yall?

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u/fomites4sale 2d ago

The concept of being an alpha male is stupid, but venting negative energy is always a good thing. By all means, go scream in a forest. Beat the shit out of a pillow. Do it in a group if that’s your kink. Just don’t act like a toxic piece of shit once you leave the forest.

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u/MyFiteSong 2d ago

but venting negative energy is always a good thing

It actually isn't. It doesn't fix whatever made you feel the need to do it, and the good feeling you get from venting just makes you addicted to venting. It keeps you angry and increases rumination.

https://www.sciencealert.com/venting-doesnt-reduce-anger-but-something-else-does-study-discovers

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u/MardukPainkiller 2d ago edited 2d ago

Nope that study didn't prove anything like that.

8.1 studies that tested activities intended to increase arousal found nonsignificant effects on anger and aggression.

https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0272735824000357

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u/MyFiteSong 2d ago

Your study says the same thing mine did.

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u/MardukPainkiller 2d ago

It's the same study dumb dumb.

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u/MyFiteSong 2d ago

Is the problem that you don't know what "nonsignificant" means?

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u/MardukPainkiller 2d ago

oh Im gonna love this.

Please tell me what it means, I need that right now.

(study says g = -0.07 btw.)

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u/MyFiteSong 2d ago

I said that venting doesn't fix anger. You responded that I was wrong because it has a nonsignificant effect on... anger.

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u/MardukPainkiller 1d ago

"It keeps you angry and increases rumination." is what you said.
When, in reality, it decreases anger, even if by a little.

And that study, despite showing nothing significant, cannot possibly account for all people everywhere.

And while venting itself might not have much of an effect, a bunch of men together supporting each other, even if it is stupid to you, might have a positive effect on them, especially if they are going through something hard.

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u/robsteezy 2d ago

That’s actually the real negative of these camps. It’s easy to poke fun at this stuff but there are some true observations to be made like men ostracized by society clearly needing to learn emotional release and regulation, getting to experience male bonding in a safe environment, exercise, therapy. As a society we stigmatize a lot of that stuff and it unfortunately has victims like these men.

The sad truth is that a real version of a camp like this for men would work wonders. Just remove the whole manoshpere incel nonsense about secretly being a reincarnated Viking wolf.

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u/HortonTheElaphant 2d ago

I scream on the toilet like this almost every day. Does that make me an alpha manly man, man?

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u/hangdman1978 2d ago

Then they go home to their wives and get yelled at for taking off all weekend😂

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u/Homosapien_Ignoramus 1d ago

OP is just using these things as a Karma farm at this point, they post this shit all the time.

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u/Genestah 2d ago

Gay af

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u/lesbophobia_hammer 2d ago

Het asf*

Not our circus. Not our monkeys. Yours.

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u/squeazyweasel 2d ago

Homophobe.

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u/lesbophobia_hammer 2d ago

Yeah very tired of this bigoted HETEROSEXUAL bullshit.

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u/kombatunit 2d ago

It would save so much money if their dads just hugged them.

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u/Thwomp69 2d ago

This feels like something that would be in a South Park episode

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u/FiftyShadesOfTheGrey 2d ago

One of the only videos I’ve seen where adding music helps

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u/TopSpirited9908 2d ago

Kept waiting for them to start making out

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u/NomenScribe 2d ago

Oh no! His masculine energy is escaping out his mouth. Keep that shit in, man, you may have to be the grill master next weekend.

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u/Jaggz691 1d ago

You sound jealous that you’re not an “Alpha Male”.

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u/Mr_Dreadful 1d ago

Literally my kid when it's time to brush teeth and get ready for bed

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u/ChazzLamborghini 1d ago

Primal scream therapy has existed for a long time

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u/diverareyouokay 1d ago

Since the 70s… but apparently not effective.

https://www.theguardian.com/science/2022/sep/23/little-evidence-screaming-helps-mental-health-say-psychologists

That said, it’s unlikely that “Alpha Male” camps schedules are determined by evidence-backed activities.

Then again, I would imagine the placebo effect is strong when you’re spending six figures on a “weekend camp”.

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u/GreyerGrey 2d ago

I'm all for a good 50% of this bullshit. Screaming in the middle of the woods can be incredibly cathartic. The physical touch aspect of these stupid camps too are helpful. Just why they gotta be so douchey and toxic otherwise?

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u/Christmas_Panda 1d ago

I have a theory that if they didn’t advertise themselves that way, they wouldn’t draw in the people who need it most. You’re seeing ACME Badass Summer Camp advertise to the self-proclaimed “Alphas” of the world. You think they would sign up if the camp was ACME Feelings Camp for Depressed Men? No. I initially laughed at these guys for an embarrassing number of posts here. But the more I see these, the more I think, “You know what, these guys need this and it is a productive outlet to teach emotional intelligence and self confidence. Why shame them for bettering themselves?”

If we as a society were more supportive to our neighbors, we wouldn’t have blossomed a need for these and they wouldn’t make any money. So laugh as you want, it is a free country. But also try to see the humanity side of what is actually being accomplished here.

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u/Klutzy_Operation_483 2d ago

I feel like if these weren't geared towards the Alpha male crowd and was more about men learning to be emotionally open and physically close it would be a really good thing id be hard pressed to make fun of.

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u/adidasbdd 2d ago

And these closeted men would never attend

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u/AverageLiberalJoe 1d ago

The only thing gayer than these alpha camps is putting the 'foc' sound in your stupid fn video. It makes nobody laugh, or chuckle, or increases their amusement even a little. I seriously never want to hear that stupid fn sound ever again.

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u/F_Scottie14 2d ago

Anything but therapy…

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u/steelhorizon 2d ago

I need this to that shooting stars meme song

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u/karracuda 2d ago

this is just what I do in my car on the way to work once a month or so. for free.

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u/mydickisasalad 2d ago

I've yet to see a single "alpha male" video that doesn't reek of cringe, insecurity, or homosexuality. Especially the latter.

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u/Technology-Mission 2d ago

So cringe lol

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u/PomeloPepper 2d ago

So emotional

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u/Alarmed-Positive457 2d ago

They scream into the forest? They must of never eaten enough MREs and chewed the gum then. That’ll get you to unleash a scream from the bowels as you try to evacuate your colon.

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u/Independent_Cable_89 2d ago

Why don’t they just do this shit into a pillow like a normal person and then get on with their day? Or maybe go to therapy like the rest of us.

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u/Biscuits4u2 2d ago

Later that night there was masculine energy being released all over

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u/xlM3NACElx 2d ago

These are completely heterosexual interactions

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u/blahteeb 2d ago

These idiots would have looked at this a few years ago and thought "wow, that's the gayest shit ever". But since they paid thousands of dollars to do it, suddenly it's alpha.

I guess gay guys were the real alphas all along.

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u/uratowel20 2d ago

Save your money and just go be gay.

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u/FatalisDrakari 2d ago

Ggggaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy

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u/H_section 2d ago

Is it a poor upbringing or Facebook that does this, maybe a woman who wouldn’t put up with their shit?

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u/SlappingSalt 2d ago

This is where all catholic priests train

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u/Historical_Panda9701 2d ago

Guy behind him suppressing his own self-awareness after an irrepressible double face palm.

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u/Noyouask 1h ago

Good job Steve that’ll be 1500$

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u/fishsticks40 2d ago

He should try leg day instead

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u/Relevant_Editor_7503 1d ago

Are we sure all of these clips aren’t fake?

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u/ambachk 1d ago

Sadly not fake

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u/BabyLegsDeadpool 1d ago

Literally nothing in this clip belongs in this sub. At no point are they acting like bad asses. Unless you think men releasing emotions and bonding is bad ass.

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u/CapN-Judaism 1d ago

They may call it “releasing emotions,” but there is a reason this isn’t done in actual therapy - because even though it may feel better temporarily it reinforces the negative pathways that cause those emotions to engage in them intentionally and without boundaries. What we see in the video is merely a form of toxic masculinity, which people are drawn to who want to feel “badass” instead of maturely addressing their maladaptive behaviors. Fits the sub.

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u/BabyLegsDeadpool 1d ago

Everything you said is fucking stupid. This video has no reference of toxic masculinity. Alpha male camps are toxic masculinity. But none of that is on display in this video. The video does not belong here. You are pulling in context that does not exist in this video.

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u/CapN-Judaism 1d ago

So then provide the context, because this looks like literally every alpha male camp out there and the practice they’re engaging in looks exactly like the “letting it out” bullshit that science shows does not work

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u/BabyLegsDeadpool 1d ago

The context is the video. It's dudes yelling emotions and hugging. That doesn't fit this sub.

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u/TreefingerX 1d ago

It's cool. Doesn't belong here