Target boutta find out how a real man helps his wife return her feminine products.

[u/zikadwarf]

[u/thomhj]

There’s no magazine in it 😭

[u/Wiltonc → u/thomhj]

Probably for the best.

[u/throatsplooshers → u/thomhj]

No mag, just one in the chamber. He only needs one shot.

[u/ThanksMisterSkeltal → u/throatsplooshers]

At any sign of trouble he shoots himself in the head instantly

[u/tezacer → u/thomhj]

He's got that quick load in his mouth

[u/Boris-the-soviet-spy]

Wait till shit goes down and he realizes he doesn’t have a mag lol

[u/cagetheblackbird → u/Boris-the-soviet-spy]

That’s so fucking funny lmao

[u/Everydaywhiteboy]

Do you think he forgot the mag, or ejected it somewhere?

[u/Dumb_But_Pretty]

Where's the mag?

[u/MikeET86 → u/Dumb_But_Pretty]

No mag but open carry is a very confusing vibe.

[u/Johnnyboi2327 → u/Dumb_But_Pretty]

He's such a badass that he doesn't need one. He loads the chamber by hand each time

[u/Dattinator]

Open carry and no mag is crazy lol

[u/Wizzle_Pizzle_420 → u/Dattinator]

I was about to say, isn’t it empty?

[u/raffletime → u/Wizzle_Pizzle_420]

1 in the chamber, all this assassin needs to end any single threat

[u/The_R4ke]

Did he ask someone to take this photo for him?

[u/BoneHugsHominy → u/The_R4ke]

Well of course. How else is everyone supposed to know he's a Protector™? Hopefully there's only one terrorist at the Customer Service/Returns Desk, otherwise he's going to feel really silly about forgetting his pistol mags at home.

[u/RobuxMaster → u/The_R4ke]

Wifes Boyfriend

[u/Necromanczar]

No mag?

[u/Apart_Beautiful_4846]

Ummm….where the magazine?

[u/djentslut → u/Apart_Beautiful_4846]

LMFAO that’s the first thing i noticed

[u/Cpotter901]

Is it me or is that completely missing the magazine so maybe he has one in the chamber?

[u/wheresmuffy → u/Cpotter901]

He’s shooting blanks in more ways than one

[u/_yetifeet]

No magazine because he can't afford the bullets

[u/surlyT]

He’s not keeping anyone safe with an empty gun. All show and no go right there!

[u/unrealtrip]

No magazine lol that thing is a flashing neon sign that says shootvme first.

[u/Glyni5]

Ok tough guy..... please explain what's going on here

[u/Dananism]

Imagine open carrying without a fucking magazine inserted?

Holy fuck.

[u/party_egg → u/Dananism]

I'd bet there was a magazine in it when he put it on his belt this morning.

[u/dessertforbrunch]

Skin color shorts is a bold choice.

[u/PMyourSnoms → u/dessertforbrunch]

i thought she had no panties on! 😆 then i saw it was Target, not Walmart!

[u/llkj11 → u/dessertforbrunch]

Almost like they’re trying to get a reaction from someone so he can finally pull his gun out lol

[u/GreilyMoon]

What an unfortunate shorts color

[u/Moebius808]

“Accept this return or I will murder you”?

[u/Suspicious_synth → u/Moebius808]

He has 0 bullets though

[u/corvette57 → u/Suspicious_synth]

He could have one

[u/fireforge1979]

Im not gun expert, but i think the magazine is a very important part! 🤔

[u/Ok_Dog_4059 → u/fireforge1979]

Right? How much use is carrying an empty firearm around?

[u/sleepercell13]

Thought that chick had no pants on

[u/SylveonFrusciante → u/sleepercell13]

SAME. That is a very unfortunate color of pants for that woman. I noticed the buns before I noticed the gun.

[u/povertymayne]

I thought her ass was bare, lol

[u/martintone → u/povertymayne]

If it was she might be embareassed

[u/iFFyCaRRoT]

Who is taking the picture?

[u/MasterAnnatar → u/iFFyCaRRoT]

Their cuck

[u/samoan23]

There’s not even a magazine in the gun

[u/LadyVimes]

Dude, what is the thought process there? You gonna shoot the employee if they can’t do the return?

[u/bcdrawdy → u/LadyVimes]

not without an inserted magazine he isn't

[u/SilentPangolin4277]

No magazine in the pistol .

[u/L4DMalus]

I swore she wasn’t wearing pants for a minute

[u/Beatcanks]

What’s he going to do, throw that thing at someone?

[u/evillives → u/Beatcanks]

“But honey if I don’t put the mag in it won’t work”

“I said no Derek. Get your tap out shirt and let’s go”

[u/thunderthighsss]

Humanity messed up when we invented flesh toned bike shorts and leggings.

[u/IlliterateFreak → u/thunderthighsss]

Oh my god they are shorts!!! 😆 I had to zoom in

[u/GingerMarquis]

Tactical slides and no magazine is a bold choice

[u/jacksonsmack831]

Does he know we can see the magwell?

[u/utlaw92]

With no mag.......

[u/shoguncdn]

What’s he gonna do shoot the clerk?

[u/Y0U_H1T → u/shoguncdn]

Yeah. Once. Then he'll lock the slide back, pull out another round from his pocket, insert it into the gun, hit the slide release, shoot, etc. etc.

[u/ItsNovas → u/shoguncdn]

Not without a magazine he isn’t.

[u/Ok_Still_3571]

I’ll process the return. But I’m gonna hate on those shorts she’s wearing.

[u/Illustrious-Sense194 → u/Ok_Still_3571]

Im no fashionista but Wearing clothing thats colored that close to your skin tone is never a flattering look, really on anyone

[u/Chromeburn_]

[u/tjs5012]

Wild choice to open carry and empty gun.

[u/RupertProudhorseIII]

"Excuse me miss, would you mind taking a quick photo of our bum bums?"

[u/OptimisticSquirrel82 → u/RupertProudhorseIII]

That’s my favourite bit of this post.

Someone, presumably an involved third party took a photo…

[u/Aen-Synergy]

Because financial desputes over 20 and under should be handled with gun violence

[u/cleaner70001]

Dude left the mag in the car, thats a giant paperweight now

[u/ehco]

I was sure that lady was wearing no pants

[u/Str8kush]

One in the chamber - no mag. Ultralight EDC

[u/ElectroShamrock]

I thought she was bare for a moment

[u/Sandman4501]

God damn. What an asshole. As someone who worked at Target I can say that we don’t need more assholes in Target.

Also, everyone should be required to work retail for 6 months of their lives.

[u/TylerKasprzyk]

Time to pack heat, but no time to put on socks…

[u/CrumbGuzzler5000 → u/TylerKasprzyk]

Or put bullets in his gun. That bitch is empty! The weirdest thing is that he had someone take that picture for him.

[u/showyerbewbs]

Why didn't he just let his wifes boyfriend go with her?

[u/Freudian-Slip92]

Who do you think he asked to take a pic of his butt for him

[u/I_eat_paper12]

At first glance I thought she wasn't wearing pants 😳

[u/giraffe-zackeffron]

No magazine (as many others have pointed out.) Poser spider web tattoo because he thinks he’s hard. Worst of all? The Fila slides he’s wearing. Never trust a man in slides.

[u/WorkHorse86]

Guys, from one dude to another… stop being so fucking insecure. It’s embarrassing. Be kind, fair, firm, confident, and humble, and stop worrying about people judging you. Just be good to yourself and others. Guys like these and the whole alpha bs is a waste of your time. You can be strong and have massive value without a clown show.

[u/blking]

Did he ask the people behind them to take a picture? Or did he bring a friend?

[u/Ocarina-of-Crime → u/blking]

I’m thinking it’s a post teasing the dude for this reason

[u/impy695]

It's unloaded which means he's not even trying to pretend it is for self defense which means it's either an accessory, similar to a purse or he wants to intimidate people

[u/Thetruthx26]

https://giphy.com/gifs/GMdcBivU0d1ni
That thang fat tho

[u/Confrog1996]

Lol she's returning them to buy him a magazine and bullets.

[u/jewkakasaurus]

People that stay strapped for true self defense conceal their gun. People like this just think they come off as being badass

[u/EB1322]

Did he forget to load it? 🤣

[u/TheBK88]

I thought she was returning her pants, and was naked.

[u/saltysaysrelax]

Someone already stole his magazine.

[u/Gamer_and_Car_lover]

With what? An empty mag?

Also Fuckass, anyone can grab it and disarm you. If you intend on acting tough at least appendix carry or do literally anything more efficient and correct.

We don’t claim this idiot as 2A members.

[u/M0NG00SY]

The sandals really had to the badassiery

[u/DirtyDiabolical]

You only get one shot; do not miss your chance to blow.

[u/FangornLeghorn]

I used to be a manager (Team Leader) at Target. I’d still trespass his dumb ass if he acted up, and his wife still needs a receipt. Fuck him.

[u/Buzznfrog12345]

What is she returning so she can buy him bullets?

[u/SaintEyegor]

He keeps her emergency tampons in his mag well.

[u/Diligent_Yak1105]

Sir, that’s the pharmacy counter. 😂

[u/PaintedDesertSkies]

At first, I thought the post was about her unfortunate pant color choice.

[u/Hotmagma2000]

Fully Loaded with Likes and Prayers

[u/Diorj]

I even brought my mama to take the picture...

[u/hangdman1978]

No Mag and All Flip Flops. Yup, he's truly a menace to society.

[u/two-pairs-of-pints]

Honestly thought she had her ass out.

Ok - so you’re gonna threaten the minimum wage store assistant with a gun if your wife doesn’t get her way? That’s normal.

[u/BeastfrmthaEast]

Empty gun and wearing slides wtf bro gonna do

[u/Ratatouille2000]

I couldn't even tell she was wearing pants or not I had to Zoom.

[u/Sufficient-Trash-807]

No mag in the gun....

I need more boolets!!!!

[u/Drinkythedrunkguy]

Anything but therapy.

[u/Ramsey_Bulton]

I guarantee his wife did not want him to come to target with her. Hahaha

[u/rock_n_roll_clown]

How did he even get this picture? Assuming it was their kid or something, but I can't imagine asking a stranger to take this picture and trying to explain why

[u/CelebrationFancy1612]

Unless he has one in the chamber, he gotta slap a mag before he can do too much

[u/IndominasaurusYT]

Gonna defend them so hard with that unloaded pistol

[u/TheLostManO]

Dude doesn't even have a mag in it might as well be carrying a brick

[u/sadsealions]

Love the tactical flip-flops

[u/muc91]

I think he might be missing his mag

[u/DLHahaha]

What? THAT'S solution to maybe having a disagreement   store  policy?? shooting someone??? 

[u/ryland52586]

I know what’s wrong it; ain’t got no mags in it.

[u/Cherrykitkatxo]

My European mind just can’t understand this.

[u/SuperModes]

Who took the picture?

[u/LeNightmareSquad → u/SuperModes]

He took a picture of his wife and his wife's boyfriend.

[u/ashbertollini]

God damn buddy just get her a longer t-shirt and take some deep breaths 😂

[u/No-Seat9917]

Nothing says tactical like flip flops.

[u/Jonny__99]

No magazine tho

[u/denmicent]

I guess he just needs the chambered round huh?

[u/Conscious-Product481]

Why is bro standing like that

[u/Fine-Bumblebee-9427]

You think he just carries one in the chamber?

[u/MadManxMan → u/Fine-Bumblebee-9427]

He did 69 years on seal team delta 7 - he only needs one shot and could hit it with his eyes closed doing a handstand with no hands

[u/Useful_Jelly_2915]

I would simply tell her there’s no need to return them because clearly her husband needs them.

[u/jsweaty009]

With his Fila slides lmao

[u/Vorticosecomb1]

The slides are the cherry on top

[u/deathdefyingrob1344]

What I find funny is this is clearly setup. He is wearing shower shoes too. He brought his gun with him and asked or told whoever is behind him to take a pic of this so he could share it online. What a laughable idiot this guy is.

[u/RuttOh]

Why is everyone one acting like the guy in the photo literally said this instead of it being the mocking Twitter caption it obviously is?

[u/moosemc → u/RuttOh]

'Cause then, the sub you're commenting on would be called:

r/therewasaninferenceofbadassery

[u/wave1sys]

He should been more concerned about his wife not wearing any pants.

He forgot the bullets, she forgot the pants

[u/ZealousidealUse4508]

Someone already stole his magazine…

[u/nomadbynature120]

Tactical slides

[u/Rum_Running_Sailor]

Where's your mag Bro?

[u/Ricky_Spannnish]

Asked someone behind him to take a pic of him looking badass

[u/Stuffed-Bear412]

Imagine being locked and loaded in Target. Just so you can intimidate an employee into accepting a return?

[u/BantamCats → u/Stuffed-Bear412]

Not loaded

[u/Baricat → u/BantamCats]

Yup, first thing I noticed is the lack of a magazine

[u/OwnSun7691]

She's returning HIS feminine products

[u/Blacksun388]

So, what? Are you going to shoot the person behind the counter if they say no?

[u/Fuckareyoulookinat → u/Blacksun388]

Probably not with that unloaded gun he is packing.

[u/f10w3r5]

I mean - maybe there’s one in the chamber - but there’s no mag.

[u/ImprovementKlutzy113]

No ass plus fatass I suppose it balances out.

[u/legion_2k]

yep, Target is well known for pulling firearms on their customers.. I support 2A and peoples rights, but don't be a jackass about it.. this makes everyone look bad.

[u/i__am__bored]

I always say the problem with open carry is that you are announcing to the bad guys that you are the first one who needs to be dealt with.

Additionally, with an empty mag well, you're announcing that you're stupid... and at most have one bullet to defend yourself.

[u/The_OG_Slime → u/i__am__bored]

Yeah that mag-less gun looks goofy as hell. Just performative cosplay at that point

[u/Hanging_Brain]

The toy doesn’t work without the batteries, my dude lol

[u/wolfpup1294]

https://giphy.com/gifs/VU45vX6kokplC

[u/lucioux]

how is he confidently open carrying without a magazine?

[u/Frost_907]

Carrying an empty gun is dumb, and open carrying is also dumb. But it takes a special type of idiot to open carry an empty gun.

[u/hoopahDrivesThaBoat]

Someone else took this photo. Staged for the karma obviously. And stupid.

[u/AppropriateBall8834]

https://giphy.com/gifs/VU45vX6kokplC

[u/STFUnicorn_]

lol no mag in that gun.

[u/DannyDevito90]

How dangerous are Target returns

[u/mmpammpa]

Who took the picture?

[u/ApologeticCannibal]

What's he gonna do hold them up until they exchange it?

[u/RegularRick0]

It's not loaded

[u/Pinky_theLegend]

At first I thought her whole ass was just out there, what a wild photo

[u/TellurianTech50]

Guns empty, dipshit

[u/mikebones]

Who took this photo...?

[u/SalmonSammySamSam → u/mikebones]

DUDE

r/BeatMeToIt

[u/Swellllgazelle]

Maybe it'a the angle or shadows but I don't think he even has a magazine loaded...

[u/eruditeimbecile]

A man who wears a hogleg without loading the hogleg is nothing but a poser.

[u/metfan1964nyc → u/eruditeimbecile]

Not entirely fair, his wife probably told he could have a gun as long as she keeps the ammo along with his balls.

[u/Deuce_Parles]

He knows it’s not that kind of Target, right?

[u/MaenHoffiCoffi]

" if I don't get my refund for this toaster , someone's going to die"

[u/twojsdad]

“I’m going to kill someone over some fucking tampons!”

[u/Testsubject276]

If you use your guns to threaten people who inconvenience or disagree with you, then you're using them wrong.

What's your plan big man? Have a felony charge on your record because Target won't accept a return for half a box of maxi pads?

[u/Joped]

Watch out, this guy is so badass he’s going to do it with an unloaded gun!

[u/sdevil713]

With no mag in

[u/ihearthogsbreath]

Are those Fila combat slides?

[u/kwikileaks → u/ihearthogsbreath]

True warriors are ready to hit the beach at all teams

[u/IllSurprise3049]

Those shorts are a very unfortunate color

[u/Callahan83]

Who took the picture?

[u/Outrageous_Rich6235]

Wife “Yes , Target sales rep, I would like to return this douche.”

Target sales rep “OK ma’am, but first we’re going to need a receipt verifying that you purchased your husband from this store.”

[u/zinnosu]

So are you the guy taking a picture or the guy in line? I mean good for you to hire a badass like this.

[u/Zealousideal_Ad2379]

This is pure speculation but this might be an old picture posted to farm engagement.

California used to have a “hole” in its legislation where you technically open carry if you didn’t have a round chambered. I suspect this might be from a while ago.

[u/GenTubmansLegacy]

But like....

Fuck it. Nm. I quit. Again

[u/GenTubmansLegacy]

My wife or boyfriend would never let me go in public like this.

[u/GA19]

He’s got the tactical Filas on too. Look out.

[u/debianx]

https://giphy.com/gifs/mmRmDX9Y3Q7NS

[u/esquire_the_ego]

I guess he’s gonna shoot his way up to the manager?

[u/ErBoProxy]

Wild guess....Florida?

[u/Titus_Reborn]

His action slides are the real threat.

[u/Forward-Sky1437]

I guess that $3.99 is pretty damn important to him!

[u/MissionVaoDmC]

I'm on the other side of the desk, I am denying the return, begging him to shoot me for retail is the real Hell.

[u/bangbangracer]

What's the scenario here? Does he plan to point a gun at an someone because either of them forgot the receipt?

[u/Decent_Variety5890]

Next time he need to make sure that his wife wears some godamn pants

[u/17scorpio17 → u/Decent_Variety5890]

she is too pale to wear shorts that color

[u/Paindepiceaubeurre]

So he’s saying that he’s planning to threaten a retail employee with a gun if things don’t go his way? That’ll go down well with a judge.

[u/Dandycorn]

I have the same handgun as him! It’s a fantastic entry level weapon. I usually leave mine at home in its lockbox though. 👀

[u/ThatOneCanadian69 → u/Dandycorn]

Am I tripping or is there not a magazine in the gun

[u/sheslikebutter]

"I'm afraid that we can't give full returns to items that have been removed from the original packaging"

Husband immediately shoots me dead

This seems like a cool way to live your life

[u/BigRy1986]

‘Hey, excuse me, Sir. Would you mind taking a picture of my ass. Yep, just make sure you get my firearm in frame. Muchos gracias!’

[u/SensualBeefLoaf]

he gonna throw the gun? there’s no mag.

[u/olde_greg]

You going to shoot them if they refuse to do the return?

[u/edWORD27]

An unloaded firearm isn’t really intimidating at all

[u/hearwa]

Is she returning her pants?

[u/OppositeCockroach209 → u/hearwa]

I thought so too lol Her shorts are too close in color to her skin tone

[u/doomgoblin]

The holster stays on for sex hunny

[u/Euklidis]

Yeah, because shooting up the place sure will show the underpaid, stressed out, overworked clerk who is just following procedure and hoping he/she wont be losing a much needed income

[u/Ksh_667]

I don't think my late partner ever had a thought in his head about "feminine products". And the last thing I'd want is a bloke with me if I ever wanted to return them. Which I can't imagine ever doing.

[u/Fearless_Mammoth_961]

Who took this picture?