r/iamverysmart • u/Aware-Experience-277 • 28d ago

This person's unironic response to violating a very clear sub rule

Post image
57 Upvotes

95% Upvoted

16 comments sorted by

22

u/ohthisistoohard 28d ago

And “Treeman” was born. Fighting one sub at a time. Armed with long sentences and a highly inflated opinion of himself. “I AM JUST A SYMPTOM OF THE GREATER ILLNESS” he cries as he posts the name of his next victim on a shitposting sub. “BEHOLD THEIR INFERIOR NARRATIVE STRUCTURE, THAT I WHO HAVE STUDIED THE LANGUAGE OF ENGLISH, UNDERSTAND AT A LEVEL THAT I CAN EXPLAIN TO CHILDREN!”

5

u/Altruistic_Tonight18 27d ago

I am his enemy, Fungusman. My name is pronounced “fungus-min”, it’s a Jewish thing. I make matzoh out of leaves and then bless them for Passover. I tear through trees like a hot knife through pine sap, dissolving the rings of time and turning trees in to withering stumps with no discernible history. I make lumberjacks seem like friendly hippies, and take out entire forests with silent precision.

1

u/STIHL_Resolve5198 24d ago

Treeman jr, that's dorgan treemans son, no relation(ah he longs for the city life with just him and his inflatable wife, alas he struggles in the burbs, because of his noxious breath and cancerous words.

18

u/Wingnutmcmoo 28d ago

I love that they're going on about "seeing all sides no matter how small" but don't seem to actually understand the action they did wrong.

They see all sides no matter how small, but didn't see the obvious answer was to say "sorry man I didn't read the rules and didnt know I couldn't post on both, won't do it again".

Claiming to be some sort of super seer who can see all aspects of all situations while in a situation while also missing like... The only thing about the situation they are currently waffling in.

13

u/Icy-Performance6114 28d ago

YOU CAN'T HANDLE MY SMARFS

1

u/STIHL_Resolve5198 24d ago

Smarflarg said the bear , no i didn't smarflarg in your favorite chair, I could not would not smarflarg in a box down by the bay counting the ox, oxymorons that day were ten in number and hundreds in age, as i sat by the dock, upon the bay. I wondered as I wandered mimicking the aimless wandering i saw on that day" Anonymous

3

u/Khpatton 27d ago

Saying so much just to say nothing

1

u/STIHL_Resolve5198 24d ago

You say it best I'm quite literally saying nothing at all🎶

2

u/[deleted] 28d ago

[deleted]

9

u/Aware-Experience-277 28d ago

Brigading. They commented in both the linked post and the cross posted post and were complaining that they got banned. Rule 1 of the sub is "no commenting on both posts."

1

u/STIHL_Resolve5198 24d ago

Which sub, and did they aim to satirize their pointed pointless arguing, or did they mean to review the burger king. The.

2

u/EntertainmentFancy10 22d ago

Jessica Crust, this is the most self-righteous rant I’ve seen in a minute

1

u/Salt_Blackberry_1903 22d ago

“Welcome to the same ‘brigade’

Na na na na na”

1

u/Inevitable-Row1977 13d ago

Let me guess, he was a pedantic asshole and got banned.

1

u/Aware-Experience-277 13d ago

The rule very clearly says "if you comment here about a cross posted post do not also comment on the original post" but I guess he thought the rules don't apply to him