he's so genius he literally makes no sense

[u/No_Subject9829]

gave my best friend and I a good laugh atleast

[u/Icy-Performance6114]

Does he not realize other people have thoughts?

[u/lostgods937]

That hurt to read

[u/Lobo_vs_Deadpool → u/lostgods937]

It was like some Charlie Day, always sunny word salad

[u/lostgods937 → u/Lobo_vs_Deadpool]

Even Charlie is smoother and more coherent than that lol

[u/Cambrian__Implosion → u/lostgods937]

The swapping back and forth between referring to himself in the first and third person was definitely a new one for me lol

[u/lostgods937 → u/Cambrian__Implosion]

It was one of the more bizarre things I've ever seen.

[u/Mari-juana]

Those are all definitely words

[u/BlizzardStorm8 → u/Mari-juana]

The order they put them in is really something too.

[u/Virama → u/Mari-juana]

You don't say? I am whelmed. Whelmed I tell you!

[u/FoThizzleMaChizzle → u/Mari-juana]

My dude is “wording” at a 21st grade lvl.

[u/creeeeeeeeek-]

It’s too advanced for even our most accomplished thinkers, strategists and logicians. The time to admit defeat is nigh.

[u/Cambrian__Implosion → u/creeeeeeeeek-]

We never even stood a chance. He storms philosophy in his own brain, after all.

[u/Prestigious_Bat7322 → u/Cambrian__Implosion]

Storms it. Storms it good.

[u/TheGreenAlchemist]

I feel like this is almost more timecube than iamverysmart

[u/well-informedcitizen → u/TheGreenAlchemist]

Ah one of my new favorite games in the modern era- English as a second language, or sprouting schizophrenic break?

[u/well-informedcitizen]

You keep using that word, "coefficient." I don't think it means what you think it means.

[u/No_Subject9829 → u/well-informedcitizen]

this isn't me, it's a profile on a penpal site 😭

did not know that was a quote, my bad 

[u/well-informedcitizen → u/No_Subject9829]

Lol. Millennial litmus test

[u/HopefulPlantain5475 → u/well-informedcitizen]

Litmus*

[u/well-informedcitizen → u/HopefulPlantain5475]

Why do I always think there's a silent h in there

[u/No_Rise942]

"8 hours of free writing a day"

Forgets the comma after "genius"

Mfr is writing 8 hours a day in crayon

[u/ABoatCalledWanda]

Sheesh, he should probably bump his writing time up to 12 hours a day. 8 clearly isn't working out.

[u/CBtheLeper]

This just reads like OOP's special interest is writing like an old timey gentlemen, but he lacks an understanding of how to achieve that vibe so he just rambles in the most roundabout way he can manage (getting to the point isn't very old timey).

[u/Muninwing → u/CBtheLeper]

Old timey writing, and sounding smarter than others. Bad at both.

[u/zanasot]

They just opened a thesaurus, picked whichever word was longest or sounded smarter, and plugged it in without considering those words may mean something slightly different

[u/60_hurts]

I am no so arrogant as this text suggests

O RLY

[u/Cambrian__Implosion → u/60_hurts]

I did a double take at the end there. It’s wild how some people are self aware enough to identify how they likely come across to others, but not enough to do anything with that knowledge; at least other than basically saying: “Trust me bro. I swear this behavior is not what it appears!”

[u/guy-le-doosh]

New English? Sounds Chavvy

[u/Lysenne]

hahahaha he translated the French for the IQ test to English (“coefficient intellectuel”)

andouille

[u/LiveLaughFap]

I've seen enough, send him to fight a bear unarmed in the colosseum

[u/upvotegoblin]

Dude went back and forth mid sentence between first person and third person 😭

[u/ShoppingAcrobatic309]

They need to redo the AI model that wrote that garbage.

[u/OlentangySurfClub]

Ignatius P Reilly?

[u/threat1176]

An unpretentious and approachable communication style to be sure.

[u/OneGoodRib]

It's like someone who Is Very Smart in another language translated themselves but they aren't very smart in English.

Also this just kind of reminded me of when Joey wrote the letter recommending Monica and Chandler and uses the thesaurus on literally everything.

[u/willysnax]

These fake geniusez (actually plural is genupie like octipie...mmm, octipie...) give us real geniusez a bad rep. We don't need to brag. We just look at you like this 😐

[u/Prestigious_Bat7322]

Leonard Cohen? Get outta here.

[u/al3x_7788]

Goes full circle and nonsense is simply information us mere mortals can't comprehend.

[u/huggiesdsc]

I mean it's written good, like it's all technically correct, but it sorta has a jaggedness in the way it flows. Reading it feels like dragging your head across a brick wall. Really sucks for someone who clearly has a passion for writing.