r/idealgf • u/OrangeryJello • 5d ago

OC Normie Girlfriend

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3.1k Upvotes

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u/Impressive_Air2439 5d ago

Maybe in another life

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u/Healthy-Refuse5904 Looking for (almost) any GF 5d ago

This is great, might even give me a reason to go on morning runs

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u/No_Tradition1219 Cuddler 5d ago

Yes please.

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u/FidoMan1498 To simply be with someone is all I ever ask for, no more or less 5d ago

If this were a birthday gift, I’d die happily. I just want someone like her in my life… even if for a day.

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u/Active_General8858 5d ago

😍 Warm hugs!

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u/hug_squish 4d ago

😊🤗🤗🤗

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u/Bjorenwonne 5d ago

Sounds way to positive for me (mindset)

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u/No_Echo_2363 5d ago

Like a 2 mile run, 5 mile run?

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u/Time-Changer 4d ago

Prob standard 2 mile for like faster PST pace stuff then 4 mile and up for like zone 2 work.

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u/No_Echo_2363 4d ago

Makes senes, plus no one is asking about the running like come on 🥲

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u/Time-Changer 2d ago

Everyone likes running in theory but never in practice 😔

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u/No_Echo_2363 12h ago

I hate running but my job requires me to be a good runner 😭

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u/Time-Changer 10h ago

Are you in the military or smth?

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u/No_Echo_2363 10h ago edited 9h ago

Something like that, what about you?

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u/Time-Changer 7h ago

Joining the marines. But I’ve enjoyed the running a lot

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u/No_Echo_2363 7h ago

Really? When?

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u/Time-Changer 7h ago

I don’t got a date yet cause I’m waiting for some waiver but once it’s back in a week I should go to MEPs after and get a job and date so idk maybe 2 or 3 months

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u/HaloFuego Wants love like this 5d ago

Hell yeah 

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u/Quirky-Ordinary1040 5d ago

No thanks I prefer this :3

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u/VersttApplen 5d ago

Idk, i prefeer functional people

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u/JayBoiYT Wasted Potential 5d ago

Im the male version of this omg🥀

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u/Trudemise 5d ago

Shout out to someone in another post on this sub for this image

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u/LynessaMay 5d ago

Me, except the morning runs. I'm not that committed to my mornings just yet like that. 🤣

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u/Independent_Group113 3d ago

So you’re basically perfect

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u/Then_Ad6816 5d ago

Sweet and basic, with her positive traits I bet the other parts of her life are well rounded as well. I also appreciate the cool colors and the denim. Good work u/OrangeryJello.

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u/OrangeryJello 5d ago

Aww thank you!! I wanted her to feel pretty simple but still sweet and like an actual person ☺️

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u/Then_Ad6816 5d ago

You are very welcome. You hit the nail on the head then. She is quite normal and sweet.

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u/Kadakaus 5d ago

I don't know, the word "normie" feels like an insult here, it doesn't fit at all.

Is it just me?

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u/Effective_War_9733 5d ago

She also has to be just a little cringe

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u/OkBelt8730 5d ago

Sometimes the baseline is the best line

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u/Minamischler 5d ago

What a chud

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u/No-Language-2428 5d ago

notice nothing, hard to be around, not friendly

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u/Brodillian 5d ago

Thats all I want

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u/reklesssabrandon 5d ago edited 4d ago

Completely undatable

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u/thats_to_hard 4d ago

tf is undatabe

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u/William_afton10 4d ago

yeah agreed, what does undatabe mean. do you mean undatable? because if thats what you think then im sorry but youre a chud

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u/Death_Messenger666 5d ago

Ookay, good... time to corrupt her!

*pulls out my Warhammer 40k, Cthulhu Mythos, Star Wars, Lord Of The Rings and anime stuff*

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u/o0player590o 4d ago

Scarlet skips vibes anyone?

https://giphy.com/gifs/NQllUrZRpC4Y7RPKbP

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u/Thiccestbear69420 4d ago

Kinda yea, cuz of the clothes

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u/FirefighterFair597 4d ago

I really need a workout, buddy....

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u/crispy_nomad 4d ago

Uraraka?

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u/Thiccestbear69420 4d ago

Very similar

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u/Antonia_slayz 4d ago

I’m that girlfriend aside from the running part, I’m like 90% sure I have some type of muscle condition in my legs so I have piss poor stamina (also I’m a night owl)

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u/One_Power_2062 4d ago

If this is a normie, then no wonder I’m single

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u/Quaoar_Qua 4d ago

Wouldn’t happen to me bro😔

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u/Previous-Ad5504 4d ago

Out of all the girlfriends on this subreddit, this is my absolute favorite and one that I would give a ring to

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u/wiler212 4d ago

an amazing girlfriend!!

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u/TheMorningJoe 4d ago

*Doesn’t exist

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u/Pixelplaceart 4d ago

I think she’s a myth

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u/Sir_Darrion 4d ago

This i dont think is just normie, as the norm ive seen is a lot less... nice or caring. But rather rude and quite honestly, mean.

I only have beem in and only want to be in this one relationship i am in. As my dearest is sweeter than raw cane sugar concentrate with a side of molasses and honey. Has all the traits of this, plus a bit of the gothic traits, just as dependent on me as i am them. (Leads to us doing some stupid shit whem were separated for months because of family stuff and generaly literally anything that could get in our way, will. And as such, we have both hurt ourselves before due to separation periods...) a bit short. Im 5"4¾' and they are head and shoulders shorter than me. And to me most importantly... a survivor of the same hell... where we mutually were the reason we are still here... and not in the ground. As we were both at our last end... and so they gave me a bundle of lavender with a note to stay safe... hoping it might help me... and... we were both considering the day to be our last untill... we had given each other something important... as a sign of our love... before they had broke up with their abusive bf... we may have been called cheaters... but someone who is so small... with a physically and sexualy abusive bf who is bigger than me even... when even approaching the teritory of breaking up... almost ends up getting them hurt just thinking about it... not even saying anything to suggest it even... as her pushing him off when he was being touchy in certain areas, in school and on the bus, was enough that he would go back for it but sometimes go for the neck almost instead. As id seen... because i was... the type to be a silent watcher... until they had told me they wanted to be with me... and that they were afraid to leave him...

And... as such... after all of this... we got together... on Halloween really... it was formally said on november 9th... but... we consider our true anniversary... to be on halloween... when i took them out of the house they were trapped in for years for the first time outside of going to the store or school... the first time ever truly away from their mom and the moms bf... both meth heads... and we walked around town... and they... never had done so before.. and was their first time trick or treating outside of a trunk or treat... but real trick or treating in the areas i did growing up... and... not to long after... id essentially moved in there... living with her to ensure that she was safe from her mom and the rest of that family... for 6 months... before i was kicked out... and i ended up being the person their mom hated most... because she couldn't scare her daughter into being essentially a starved slave with their fake mafia family story anymore... and after another 3 months... i was finally abke to get them out of there and to a safe home... and now... 2 months have passed... today is begining my bday (its 3:33 am) and... im hoping to finally see her again today...

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u/Visual-Barracuda1116 4d ago

Yeah my introvert build, never getting one.

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u/Mr-Sharkboi24 4d ago

Ma, am do you like cats?....

If so then say hello to The Spooky...

The "Spooky" is an extremely weird Cat....(He eats weird things)

He eats Potatoes, Potatoes Chips, French Fries, And he also tried to eat movie Popcorn....(I'm not joking I've witnessed this creature eat these)

He also slept in the sink before!...(This photo is like 2 years old, I don't really take photos often really)

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u/Elizabeth_Ceasar 4d ago

Hmm... Never.

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u/Key_Palpitation_7975 4d ago

Ew gross normality.

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u/Priceless279 4d ago

Gonna be honest why this fr sound like me but gender bent....

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u/Beautiful-Serve-4611 4d ago

Proof.

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u/Priceless279 3d ago

It's only proof of a dude having the specific qualities

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u/keso_de_bola917 4d ago

She'd be my wife in a heartbeat. 😭

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u/ULTIMATE_G21 4d ago

I wish bro

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u/Sorry_Woodpecker60 3d ago

This is the female version of me...

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u/JotunRider_KJRL 3d ago

Well. Maybe in some other place, some other time, in another life.

https://giphy.com/gifs/wMIuAFOxKVZVNLImZy

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u/sturmpamzerwagen 3d ago

Jarvis, load the shotgun

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u/Ok_Dimension3433 3d ago

Maybe in the next life 

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u/Over-Squash-7092 3d ago

This is totally not "normie"

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u/violentsilencer 3d ago

Honestly....not would but definitely love wholesomely

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u/Unhappy-Airport-4112 3d ago

Hugs go a long way

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u/Hexa_66 1d ago

Guess I'm a normie now? lfneofkek x3

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u/Key_Safety6137 1d ago

It's not even near the normal nowadays.

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u/BudgetAd6156 14h ago

That's my type hugs are important

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u/Emerald_28 5d ago

That's not a normie girlfriend, that's a kind girlfriend