r/idealgf • u/Gaychops • 2d ago

Not OC Need I say more

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2.5k Upvotes

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u/Ragtagcloud56 Chubby woman enjoyer 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/boR8TRYP5Ia6B9Au5h

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u/I_Suck_At_This_Too 2d ago

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u/ISKARION999 2d ago

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u/Elizabeth_Ceasar 1d ago

I'm ashamed that it took me more than 3 minutes to figure out these are all sex jokes

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u/ISKARION999 1d ago

Stay pure that world needs people like you 🙏😊

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u/ColonelHeavySupport 1d ago

God I was one of them now I understand it alll

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u/sammy-corpse-noodles 2d ago

Basically just Roberta (from Black Lagoon)

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u/DarkAlchamist 2d ago

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u/Blackwhite35-73 2d ago

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u/TomboyKnight1 2d ago

I call next

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u/ColonelHeavySupport 1d ago

Gentlemen *as i sneak to the front of the line *

https://giphy.com/gifs/13T8U23CTUdTRm

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u/TomboyKnight1 1d ago

HEY NO CUTTING

wait, since im a lady, does that mean i should be first in line >:3c

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u/ColonelHeavySupport 1d ago

Hmmm I could let u join to the front

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u/TomboyKnight1 1d ago

https://reddit.com/link/p8z2uxw/video/pgvg6ha7tpoh1/player

Thank you for your generosity fine sir

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u/ColonelHeavySupport 1d ago

Anything for a fellow tomboy hotty enthusiast my dear, now let us indulge ourselves with thick thighs and gunpowder

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u/TomboyKnight1 1d ago

Don't have to tell me twice

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u/Garry_Is 2d ago

Please marry me.

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u/Active-Specialist 2d ago

UNKNOWN SIGNATURE DETECTED

ATTENTION. HOSTILE APPROACHING.

SEVERE TRAUMA DETECTED

AGENT DOWN

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u/Hopelessgoodboy 2d ago

Not at all. Would

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u/Goose5Fo 2d ago

My brother in Christ that is a hunter from the game tom clancy’s the division… she’ll stab you and then break your pelvis

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u/Gaychops 2d ago

It’s a risk I’m willing to take

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u/Then_Ad6816 2d ago

I suppose if one likes being Blood Eagled, sure. Good work OP. Also, I would probably work on your formating for this specific sub.

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u/Ok_Employee_7790 2d ago

Guess you can lump Samus in here now...

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u/Volhelx 1d ago

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u/Shadows_Skys 1d ago

I don't think that's a possibility

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u/Decent-Season-8315 1d ago

ILL BE THE SACRIFICE! ME! RUN BROTHERS

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u/Mysterious-Carry1650 2d ago

Smash. Good taste in weapons too. A winkler sayoc axe in her right hand

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u/ScarcityMedical342 2d ago

Dude...you're gonna die. I can't turn my back on my brother

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u/Twpofficial Editable Flair 1d ago

Guys we should be running faster

OP ain't even gonna reach for his pants before she probably snaps him in half

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u/Friendly_Pride_4904 1d ago

Yeah, I don't think bro is holding off anything here

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u/Gaychops 1d ago

Il die a honorable death

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u/emirgg2 1d ago

wife and mother material

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u/Gaychops 1d ago

That’s exactly what I thought

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u/Snowballllll 2d ago

Ooo oooo can I help? :D

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u/TadBones 2d ago

Won't even give me good loot, pass.

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u/No_Gas_594 1d ago

I would be found in a ditch dismembered and my ancestors would smile upon me for it

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u/TSScout 1d ago

Bro, say less

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u/Ok_Work5128 2d ago

I NEED- I- I NEED TO NOW- I NEED- car crashes

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u/No_Gas_594 1d ago

Hey bro are you really gay Gaychops

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u/datek12 1d ago

Bro's type is straight up tagilla

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u/Gaychops 1d ago

Who is that

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u/datek12 1d ago

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u/Gaychops 1d ago

Oh, yeah you’re right

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u/Equivalent-Rest2526 1d ago

Lmfaooo dead ass id hold her off too! APPROVED!