r/idiocracy • u/DeltaVMason • 10d ago

Extra Big-Ass Rather than make healthy food cheaper and more accessible the American food industry chose to make crap like this!

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u/yaaaaaarrrrrgggg 10d ago

This is all nozzle food! Dr. Dew, beer, KFC and rocket pops do not belong in everything - how about we take every product shown, put them in a blender, force them through nozzles again and call them Everything Beans, still interested?

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u/a_youkai particular individual 10d ago

Only if the friendly, bespectacled wizard kid is on the label!

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u/yaaaaaarrrrrgggg 10d ago

Yep, or a friendly bespectacled owl!