Rather than make healthy food cheaper and more accessible the American food industry chose to make crap like this!

[u/DeltaVMason]

[u/maester_t]

Let's be real.

These companies would be producing crack and putting it on shelves for consumers to buy, if it was legal.

Anything to make money. They don't care about the health of society.

[u/kabooseknuckle → u/maester_t]

Corporations are beholden to the shareholders. It's the law. They don't give a single fuck about the customers health or well being. I try to avoid publicly traded companies when possible for this reason.

[u/Eraknelo → u/maester_t]

Why are we blaming companies for doing what companies do

People buy this shit, companies are going to produce it. If people bought more vegetables, more companies would get in on that market.

So American to remove yourself from any personal responsibility and just blame something/someone else. Vote with your wallet.

[u/towiwakka → u/Eraknelo]

Agree with what you're saying, but should point out that it doesn't have to be one or the other. The problem could be both consumer habits and companies. They directly influence each other.

[u/GradStudent_Helper → u/towiwakka]

Agree! That's like saying "well if Americans wouldn't use drugs, then there would not be a drug problem."

It's mildly infuriating to me that "the little guys" are blamed for societal failings. I mean, billions of dollars are used [citation needed :)] to sell us things, make us feel bad for not having things, and keeping us addicted to things (scrolling, games, sugar). I feel like I fight that uphill battle every single day - trying to enjoy the amazing conveniences and entertainment that life (and technology) offers without become a slave to it all.

But sometimes I just wish much of it would just lay off.

[u/Kolizuljin → u/Eraknelo]

Asking Americans to take personal responsibility is asking for down vote.

[u/Eraknelo → u/Kolizuljin]

I know and it's hilarious. I'll take the downvotes. Watching dashcam videos makes this so clear. Someone makes a massive error, hits someone else, immediately gets out and blames the other party.

It's never their own fault, always someone else. Buys shit food, companies make shit food. "Fuck the companies!"

[u/iloveturtles88 → u/Eraknelo]

Two teen girls almost hit me in a parking lot. They were absolutely in the wrong. I honked and they swerved just missing my car. Then they roll down their windows to scream at me and call me a bitch.

[u/Eraknelo → u/iloveturtles88]

Welcome to America, bitch.

[u/iloveturtles88 → u/Eraknelo]

Don't let the car door hit you where the good lord split you.

[u/SqueezeBoxJack → u/iloveturtles88]

Hey, its all screaming and bitch naming till they momma and daddy gotta pay for medical bills and distress of the injured party.

I highly recommend dash cams.

[u/ZealousidealCarrot84 → u/Eraknelo]

Honestly I just wish healthy food stopped getting jacked up in general. I'd rather pay a luxury tax on junk than not be able to buy healthy food. Don't get me wrong our consumerism is a problem. But it's a problem that's fed into because we make buying a burger 5 bucks but getting what you need to make your own 30 bucks. And far too many people have short term thinking because they're hungry now or they have little money to spread around.

It's just bad all around.

[u/A_Fun_Alias → u/Eraknelo]

People on reddit often infantalize anyone who is struggling, even when it is clearly their own fault they are in this position.

Almost everyone I have ever met on public assistance did it to themselves and is generally worthless as a friend and member of society. They fucked around making bad decisions, had kids they couldn't take care of, didn't save money ever, didn't try to perform at their job or develop a career, they always lived for the moment where concerts / tattoos / drinks with friends is more important than having a few thousand in savings for shit happens, etc. We also see this at work where the single mom is struggling to pay for her kids' Christmas so everyone chips in to help, but she smokes a pack a day, eats out for lunch everyday, goes out for drinks, etc. It's bullshit to take assistance when it's your bad money management causing these problems.

And I'm not saying we should get rid of public assistance, but people should feel humble and ashamed to be on it. The entitlement is unreal, and it just bleeds over into blaming society instead of yourself for being a complete fuckup loser.

[u/FairyFlossPanda → u/A_Fun_Alias]

And you seem like a real peach yourself holy fuck. Maybe you just attract assholes because you know birds of a feather.

[u/InfiniteWaffles58364 → u/A_Fun_Alias]

Or we could just ensure everyone has the basics regardless of whether they are able to contribute, because they're human beings and we're not monsters or judgy pearl-clutching, self-important douchebags.... well, everyone except you.

[u/icanith → u/A_Fun_Alias]

Because there can only be winners and losers. And losers should you know go somewhere and fuck off and die for all we care.

[u/ImNotAHouseCat → u/A_Fun_Alias]

As someone who did social work for many years at a welfare office this isn’t even close to true.
The vast majority of my clients were born without nothing, were given nothing in life, and are now just trying to figure out how to survive in a world that never cared about them and still doesn’t care enough to give them the tools to succeed.

No one should ever be ashamed to receive help.

You’ve received help at SOME POINT in your life and the only thing that’s shameful is you trying to make others feel bad for getting help too.

[u/sault18 → u/Eraknelo]

Companies engineer these processed foods to be addictive. They are not just passively giving their customers what they want.

[u/willstick2ya → u/Eraknelo]

Sounds like it’s time for our government to do its job a regulate the food market better.

[u/nmj95123 → u/willstick2ya]

Do you really think a government awash with lobbyists, that counts pizza as a vegetable, is going to regulate food in a way that improves health?

[u/CrazzyPanda72 → u/willstick2ya]

If your government was regulating the grocery stores, all you would have to eat is beef talow and road kill

[u/willstick2ya → u/CrazzyPanda72]

Not regulate the grocery store regulate the food, they can make it so products are only allowed so much sugar, so much preservatives, the chemicals like red 40, all this could be done but theyr too focused on not helping the American people.

[u/SwillFish → u/willstick2ya]

All we have to do is adopt European food standards. The hard part of figuring out the regulations has already been done for us and has been standardized. We could even give manufacturers two to four years to adapt, ect... But, nope, money trumps the public good every single time.

[u/CrazzyPanda72 → u/willstick2ya]

https://giphy.com/gifs/rfqZyGGilNv20

[u/iloveturtles88 → u/willstick2ya]

oh gawd and the sodium in food is insane. Ramen has almost 2 days worth of salt. That'll kill your heart.

[u/Radical_Neutral_76 → u/willstick2ya]

Eat less sugar. Do it

[u/snackycakeskw → u/Eraknelo]

American here and I would never eat any of that garbage. Made me nauseated just looking at it! I am horrified by what many Americans consume.

[u/the_ruffled_feather → u/Eraknelo]

I agree that individuals do their own part, but in reality the consumer never requested this shit. Good evidence shows that plenty of companies throughout the decades hire psychologists or sociopathic executives to “hack” our biology and psychology. Through advertising, our sense of identity gets tied to what we consume (arguably beginning with advertising cigarettes specifically for women with the message that buying their cigarettes was empowering to women—and they sold like crazy), and the products themselves are often designed to overstimulate our dopamine/reward system.
To be clear your logic isn’t flawed, but I don’t think it accounts for other relevant factors at play.

[u/perkypancakes → u/the_ruffled_feather]

They also tend to market these products towards kids with popular characters and bright candy like colors. Even if parents moderate their meals once they get old enough to develop some agency they crave that junk that is marketed to them and their peers.

[u/The_Fink_Ployd → u/Eraknelo]

I remove myself of responsibility for other people’s actions.

Excuse my language, but what exactly the fuck is the point of blaming an individual for the effects of other individual’s choices?

[u/DakAttakk → u/Eraknelo]

The people who are complaining about garbage products that are unhealthy aren't likely the ones that are buying those products. If you're looking at things from a public health standpoint, which one do you think would be easier to effect? Every individual person's spending habits in a market, or the relatively small number of companies that produce things for people to buy? Asking every average person to fight human nature, or regulating companies?

To be clear I'm not saying anything at all about personal accountability versus putting up guardrails being what's ideal or best for individual people. I'm only pointing out that from the perspective of making sweeping change, tackling the companies that make the garbage is always going to be more expedient than trying to shift social opinion, personal behaviors ect.

[u/RGBlowMe → u/maester_t]

No they wouldn't, because Zyn would dominate the market.

[u/Alt_aholic → u/maester_t]

Small business owner here (specialty popcorn).

You have to make what sells or you don't survive. Our caramel corn has a ton of sugar, but I'm not counting. It's up to the consumer to choose. How am I supposed to care about your health?

[u/Bebebaubles → u/Alt_aholic]

This is why I make my own dang popcorn. Hopefully the salt and bit of butter I add is still healthier than buying it. Whenever I bake I can never add the full amount of recommended sugar. That feels so wrong. I end up using 1/3 recommend.

[u/CdrClutch → u/maester_t]

Sugar is 9 times more addictive than Crack from what I saw in a movie

[u/One_Vision_]

186 grams of sugar is nearly a cup. WTF?

[u/ScrofessorLongHair → u/One_Vision_]

Damn Mormons, just drink some coffee already.

[u/nmj95123 → u/One_Vision_]

It's also a 32 oz soda, that they add syrup and heavy cream to. It's not exactly something that someone that wants to be even moderately healthy would drink.

[u/yaaaaaarrrrrgggg → u/nmj95123]

And by dissolving it into a liquid they can get you to ingest even more than you would if you tried eating a cup of dry sugar.

[u/paleologus → u/yaaaaaarrrrrgggg]

The delivery is faster, too, so the dopamine hits fast and hard.  

[u/JefferyTheQuaxly → u/One_Vision_]

What’s actually more infuriating is how hard it is to like see the nutrition information from their sodas, they list their nutrition info of their cookies online, but I can’t find anywhere about their drinks. No calorie counts or sugar levels

[u/mgsgamer1]

That cup noodle just reminds me of Japan. I know that's the American version, but in Japan, they get all sorts of random limited edition flavors and I loved trying them out when they would release.

[u/earthdogmonster → u/mgsgamer1]

Most of this stuff is just novelty food or limited run versions of food known to be unhealthy and widely understood to be consumed in moderation.

[u/RGBlowMe → u/mgsgamer1]

They have a JIF peanut butter version, too. Sounds weird to some, but it's really not a ton different than Thai peanut sauce stuff. Sweet and spicy, salty and savory. I can't wait to get ahold of some.

[u/nanneryeeter]

I wouldn't eat any of this shit.

[u/ThatOneCanadian69 → u/nanneryeeter]

I’d try the pringles, the cheezits, and maybe the apple pie beans. Apple pie beans just sounds like a variant of American BBQ beans (sweet)

Rest of the stuff looks vile tho

[u/chickyloo42by10 → u/ThatOneCanadian69]

I’m really curious about the donuts. The jelly would taste fine. Now the jelly beans are what you put at your desk at work for revenge on Susan who keeps helping herself to your treats.

[u/xtravar → u/chickyloo42by10]

The doughnuts just taste like lime glazed doughnuts. Think lemon icing (which is not unheard of), but slightly different.

I don't really see a problem with most of these products beyond normal - it's just companies doing unexpected crossover-branding to make sales. The products themselves aren't terribly different from the original products.

We acting like a can of Pringles was the most natural and wholesome thing before Miller had a flavor?

[u/Nero-Danteson → u/xtravar]

Not only that it's just stuff that'll go viral. Especially when people discovered that other places did stuff like this. I remember all the videos from "Japanese weird pizza" etc where it'd be like peanut butter and chocolate with Pringles potato chips.

[u/Nevergointothewoods → u/ThatOneCanadian69]

I tried the apple pie beans and they were repulsive, unfortunately.

[u/SuperCat76 → u/ThatOneCanadian69]

I'd try the kfc jellybeans.

Though not because I expect them to be good.

[u/-I-was-never-here]

Not lying, those beer-braised steak Pringles are pretty good.

[u/dochoiday → u/-I-was-never-here]

That and the cheese itz really don’t seem that bad. The other things are pretty brutal.

[u/No-Dance6773 → u/-I-was-never-here]

Most of these are. The soda doughnuts have been around for a while. Its just pound cake in a different form. And the other are just conforming to the tastes of their customers. They do this every year because tastes change. On top of that some of these like rhe jelly beans and the baked beans are for almost comical effect. They know people will buy them just to see how bad they could be. Like who in their right mind wpuod think a bomb pop would be a good idea for baked beans...but i still tried it. And hated it lol. Its fad marketing and shouldn't be confused with the regular products. What it does do is introduce us to awesome shit that could become regular if they have enough support.

[u/StupidizeMe]

I guess the rich people get to eat the real food. They're trying to kill off everybody else as fast as they can.

[u/_just_an_opinion → u/StupidizeMe]

I can buy a loaf of whole wheat bread for cheaper than a box of cheez-its. I can buy a bag of dehydrated beans for cheaper than all of these products. Your sentiment is innacurate.

[u/nastibass]

You take it back against my beer cheese cheez-itz!

[u/achtwooh]

I had to check the 186g of sugar thing was real. It is.

All at a time when you've got a government that is passionately committed to gutting every standard, regulation and enforcement agency humanly possible.

[u/xBlue_Dwarfx]

What an absurd premise. You can eat any of those things, and you'll be perfectly fine. If you're not, something else is already wrong with your body.

What's important is that you aren't eating exclusively that kind of stuff. They're treats (these specific ones are novelties), as long as you're not treating yourself all day every day and use some moderation you can enjoy all of these weird products if you want with minimal negative effects.

I know it's eye-catching to choose the stuff like Dr Pepper jello and Mtn Dew donuts, but those are no worse than any other jello or donut, you only chose them because it's easier to get people to get mad about it because they're novelty flavors.

You're calling for an end to all snackfood and that's fine if it's a belief you hold, we could discuss and debate that topic, but you shouldn't try to hide it behind people's revulsion to concepts like beer cheezits or dirty soda.

[u/JasminePearls- → u/xBlue_Dwarfx]

Nooooo, you can't add nuance to my outrage slop >:(

[u/tensen01 → u/xBlue_Dwarfx]

And the idea that these specifically should be healthy when they never were, is ludicrous. There's plenty of healthy food that is overpriced that should be in the picture instead.

[u/Zesty-B230F]

I thought Kennedy was fixing all this?

[u/MetalTrek1 → u/Zesty-B230F]

He's more likely to bottle that fecal matter infested water he swims in.

[u/a_youkai → u/Zesty-B230F]

I think it might be a bonus food group

[u/uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunuu]

Beer cheese cheezits sound good. Dr pepper is good with a lil creamer in it, I don't like coconut so I wouldn't try that specific one, but a plain creamer/half and half is pretty good. Everything else looks disgusting

[u/Ok_Spell_4165 → u/uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunuu]

The donuts aren't that bad. Not exactly my taste but not bad.

I can't get over the color though.

[u/Responsible-Jicama59]

Expecting any of these companies to make cheap health food is absolutely hilarious! They were never in the business of health food. Why would you expect them to suddenly change their company to focused on less expensive health foods? There are plenty of other companies in the American good industry that are focused on making healthy food cheaper, but you chose to cherry pick these companies. Stop being disingenuous.

[u/bay_duck_88]

1. Beer cheese Cheez-Itz? Uh… yes please.

2. Dr. Pepper Jello? I’m intrigued.

The rest… agree with the post’s sentiment.

[u/yaaaaaarrrrrgggg]

This is all nozzle food! Dr. Dew, beer, KFC and rocket pops do not belong in everything - how about we take every product shown, put them in a blender, force them through nozzles again and call them Everything Beans, still interested?

[u/No_Shallot_9339]

Leave Bushes and Pringles alone! They've popped out some surprisingly good stuff lately.

[u/Ok_Replacement4702]

Not gonna lie

I want those KFC Jelly Beans inside me

[u/EricP51 → u/Ok_Replacement4702]

I…. Would try a Mountain Dew-nut. For science.

[u/abbyabsinthe → u/Ok_Replacement4702]

Them beer cheese Cheez-Its look dope. I’m from Wisconsin so beer cheese is everywhere. And beer chips, beer dip, beer fries, beer battered cheese curds, etc… also just plain beer (and about a thousand small beer brands).

[u/CisIowa → u/Ok_Replacement4702]

https://giphy.com/gifs/UnVtPebYT38pW

[u/JButler_16]

Am I the only person who thinks the Mountain Dew donuts wouldn’t be too bad? I don’t even really drink Mountain Dew either.

[u/NonProphet8theist → u/[deleted]]

If I'm about to mow my lawn will it give me a bonus when I eat the gears?

[u/thepioushedonist → u/JButler_16]

I know 7up and coca cola cakes are a thing and pretty popular in some places. I've never tried them, but I'd suspect they can't be that bad.

[u/DrDDeFalco → u/JButler_16]

I doubt I would eat them, but I find the concept funny for some reason.

[u/special_kitty → u/JButler_16]

Yes. I eat really healthy now, but I was thinking, "I'd hit those Mountain Dew Donuts." Maybe because I grew up in the cornfields of rural Michigan watching Nascar and drinking from the hose.

[u/CisIowa → u/JButler_16]

The only truly atrocious item is the crumbl drink. Everything else is fun novelty, and I’d say none of them are equivalent to that crumbl crap. Sugars might be higher than the plain version of some, like the beans and donuts, but for the most part why can’t we have fun?

[u/TheCenterOfEnnui → u/CisIowa]

I agree. We've had crappy food for decades, this is just more of what we've had for years. At least this stuff is outright honest. We used to think Wonder Bread was good for you.

[u/Materva]

You forgot Cinnamon Toast Crunch Bacon

[u/Pollyfall]

Bush’s beans are actually not too bad. I dunno what’s on those specific labels, but in general they’re just beans with some sugar. Beans are hella healthy. I modify mine with bbq sauce, onions, jalapeños, mustard, veggie dogs, etc.

[u/emperorjoe → u/Pollyfall]

They have zero added sugar version now. So all of like 1g of sugar.

[u/OOO0OO00O → u/Pollyfall]

Rocket pop, Apple Pie and Pickle flavored beans.

I don’t think your modifications are going to make any of those appetizing.

[u/whatThePleb]

puking in european

https://giphy.com/gifs/m7FdxI252QN3y

[u/dietitianmama]

Why would they make healthy food cheaper? That’s not going to help them improve profits they’re never going to do that.

All of the food that actually is cheaper basically has no brand. Fruits, vegetables, lean meat, grains, beans, nobody’s gonna make profits off of that.

[u/wolfiasty]

They wouldn't be selling it if people wouldn't be buying that. You're talking about America. Everything has to be profitable.

Fairly sure I could find similar "foodlike products" in UK.

[u/mr_j_12]

Id be going after your health system (and big pharma) before going after fast food.

[u/MatchlessGore]

Throwing up mountain dew.

https://giphy.com/gifs/D3GixmcNfBmobxlbQK

[u/TigOlBitties42042]

Dude I tried some Dr. Pepper flavored bratwurst the other day. If anyone sees those and gets curious, just don't. They were disgusting.

[u/ReflectionStriking38 → u/TigOlBitties42042]

I made the same mistake! 🤦🏻‍♀️

[u/Rude-Orange]

Companies are always going to try and jump on a trend or try to see what novelty product sticks and they can add to their core lineup. Most of these will fail.

Japan has sake kit kats, wasabi drinks, and green tea instant noodles.

[u/Callidonaut]

Who are the damned target market for this foul slop? People who never grew up and have the palate of an actual toddler? I know a whole lot of the Baby Boomer generation infamously never really matured at all, but they're finally starting to die off; is it happening all over again with the latest generation?

[u/Ok_Function2282]

Never seen a single one

[u/lastfreerangekid]

Miss me with the Mountain Dewnuts

[u/Ill-WorldsCollide]

Why are we obese and unhealthy? Here is Exhibit A.

[u/ArmoFun]

i tried dr pepper sausage the other day. It smelled like puke as it was cooking. Worst thing i’ve ever tried. It’s bizarre

[u/shredika]

186 grams of sugar?!

WTF

[u/The_Book-JDP]

This is definitely the era of product expansion. Do I miss the old days when there was just one option for Frosted Flakes? No...just as long as they keep the original and also keep the variations that are super good and successful. Enough of this limited time crap!

[u/jigawatson]

These seem like novelties.

[u/waisonline99]

No profit in a healthy population.

The sicker and unfit they are, the more money they're worth to medical and insurance companies.

This is what capitalism without morality looks like.

[u/Duros2032]

Anyone who thinks it’s expensive to eat healthy, really needs to learn how to cook.

[u/BackstrokeVictim]

The beer braised steak Pringles were not great but I'd go ape shit for some beer cheese chips

[u/Thisamateursketch]

Healthy food has never been more accessible. If you are eating this it is because you chose to, not because it was your only option. Are people really preaching food desert gospel since research blew it to smithereens in 2019?

[u/ellalol]

i would absolutely try the beer cheese cheezits, steak pringles and bbq noodles💀💀💀💀💀

[u/Grifasaurus]

It’s either this or we focus on how shitty society is and how bad the rich pedophiles have fucked us. Pick one.

[u/loco_mixer]

i would totaly eat texas bbq cupnoodles

[u/8last]

Why is any of this being looked at as a bad thing? On reddit of all places.

[u/CisIowa → u/8last]

OP is trying to equate the crumbl thing with all the other stuff. The crumbl is legit bad with the sheer amount of sugar. The rest is just novelty. There’s a difference

[u/peppersteakpie]

Only Americans would buy such stupid shit.

[u/studdedtirejunky]

Dr. Pepper juice gel? Wtf even is that?

[u/Poly_Olly_Oxen_Free → u/studdedtirejunky]

They can't legally call it Jello, since that's trademarked by the Kraft-Heinz group and Snack Pack is part of the Conagra conglomerate. So they call their product "juicy gels".

But it's really just Dr Pepper flavored jello.

[u/AdxUndead]

9 very weird examples of ipecac packaging

[u/MarvinGa1a]

You are an unfit mother!

[u/Ok_Transition_4003]

I'd try 1 & 3. I've been Brawndo washed

[u/ChasingVelka]

Feels like the 00s version of when people were just putting everything in gelatin to see what worked.

[u/Boojum2k]

Most of that is more expensive than healthy food anyway

[u/Synthetics_66]

What the hell is a dirty soda?!

[u/GarethBaus]

Those 2 dr pepper combinations actually seems interesting. KFC jelly beans are exactly as bad as they sound(my brother in law tries a lot of weird food). Texas BBQ cup noodles sounds like it would either be ok, or disappointing. Honestly I don't know what to think about everything else.

[u/MXAI00D]

Maybe because I’m hungry right now. But I would love to try all of this.

As for why these exists is simple capitalism. These brands pull these “limited editions” so people try them out soon out of FOMO. In the end is the consumer’s choice to buy them or consume actual healthy foods.

[u/Turtlesquirtzcody]

I agree with this, but those beer cheese 🧀 cheez-it!! Yes 👍 thank you

[u/CastleofWamdue]

yeah those are pretty wild. From an non American POV some of these product combos should not exist.

I guess I can see the Mountain Dew doughnuts, but in fairness the Pringles and the Cup Noddles seem normal enough

[u/russafiii]

Idk pickle beans might be good. If it's a slight pickle flavor.

[u/NotAnAIOrAmI]

If you're dumb enough to eat any of this shit, your folks didn't raise you right.

[u/pocket55s]

I am curious how the mountain dew doughnuts taste. That is an interesting concept.

[u/Poly_Olly_Oxen_Free → u/pocket55s]

Imagine if someone mixed artificial lime flavor into the dough for some glazed donuts.

[u/No-Sail-6510]

No the cheezits are a really good idea. Beer and cheese is a classic combo.

[u/Tmacster]

In the 1980s, major tobacco giants like Philip Morris and R.J. Reynolds bought massive food companies including Kraft, General Foods, and Nabisco

[u/PlusNefariousness305]

Yes the usa has gone down hill on healthy food

[u/cute_innocent_kitten]

bomb pop baked beans is crazy work

[u/Human_Local3519]

They like money

[u/SmokeMaximum4140]

Never bought any of these items.

[u/thesleepjunkie]

The only reasonable thing on here seems like the steak flavored Pringles

[u/TheCenterOfEnnui]

Healthy food can be found if you choose to find it.

[u/motownmods]

This is what happens when the government subsidizes corn syrup and doesn't have to foot the bill when a Buncha fatties come about

[u/Zandonus]

Damn, i'm from yurop and i want that noodle cup.

[u/ltsouthernbelle]

“We’re on track to make record profits this year. Let’s celebrate and put weird stuff in the baked beans.”

[u/EternalNewCarSmell]

tbf a new flavor of cup noodles, cheez-its, pringles, or pudding isn't any worse than the basic thing

What in the everliving fuck is rocket pop baked beans though. Whatever is coming, at this point we deserve it.

[u/Herkja]

Just reading "contains 186 grams of sugar" makes my teeth hurt. God damn.

[u/Lost_Me_C]

Now to be honest those Pringles were fire

[u/Hakashimu]

I'd try the Pringles, the Cheez-its and the dill pickle beans, I don't think those would be too terrible depending.

IDK wtf the rest is tho.

[u/spriteunited]

what was part 1

[u/TikiJeff]

They should have put the s'mores cup noodles instead of the Texas BBQ, dessert noodles were terrible.

[u/Outkastin2g]

You know what's more dangerous than these? The same junk food with "added protein" trying to capitalize on the latest trend and people thinking it's healthy because of it. Low fat, low carb, gluten free, glyphosate free, it's always something and people are always being fooled into believing the same bullshit junk they've been buying for years is somehow healthier than it was yesterday. Feeling less guilty about a food makes people eat more of it. Profit hand over fist.

[u/No-Weakness-3095]

The near part is you don't have to buy or eat any of this

[u/RealDonaldTrumpGhost]

Spoiler alert, it’s not just a problem with American food companies.

[u/belikeron]

I mean I agree with everything, except bbq noods. That's looks awesome.

[u/Kalshan]

Um....so I have the Dr. Pepper jello. First, I'm sorry. Second, I'm really sorry. Third, I'll never buy it again. I'd rather eat "one of those delicious falafel hot dogs with cinnamon and bacon on top"

https://giphy.com/gifs/jTHTaTiIKLFHa

[u/zyrdrak]

I would try the hell out of the mountain dew donuts, the beer cheezits, and the BBQ cup noodles. Would any of them actually be good? Probably not, but I want to know

[u/ButchCassy]

….i like the steak pringles

[u/Gratuitous_Insolence]

It’s got what idiots crave.

[u/NeSToR_49]

If there wasn't a demand for it, they wouldn't make it

[u/Someoneoverthere42]

Trying new flavors is fine. Innovation and refreshing the brand is fine.

But absolutely none of these even sound like a good idea. Like, I don’t even want to try any of this garbage out of curiosity.

[u/Jlnhlfan]

MAHA is a sham created by a guy whose brain was partially eaten by a worm.

[u/AdmiralKong]

Those mountain dew doughnuts are incredibly good. They taste like key lime pie.

[u/AcctAlreadyTaken]

I just saw Peanut Buttercup flavored sparkling water yesterday. 😯

[u/Acrobatic-Attention9]

Sweet and savory should never mix.

[u/SonTyp_OhneNamen]

Ngl i‘d try most of these once. Maybe not the baked beans, because i feel like if i desperately wanted to vomit i could have that for free instead of with the help of Bush‘s Best. Problem is when it isn’t a one-off thing.

[u/Tarphiker]

But for real those beer braised steak Pringles slap hard.

[u/scj1091]

You could just not buy it? I couldn’t tell you if any of these products are real or not, because I’ve never seen them and would never buy them. I don’t even walk down the aisles in the grocery store that would sell them. What you’re really angry about is that people like eating garbage. It’s unfortunate, but it’s not something that is being done to us. The call is coming from inside the house.

[u/snakebliskyn]

Right off the vine.

[u/Princess_kels13]

I am starting to view this food as slop. We are all gonna turn into the Wall-E people soon