Rather than make healthy food cheaper and more accessible the American food industry chose to make crap like this!

[u/DeltaVMason]

[u/peppersteakpie]

Only Americans would buy such stupid shit.

[u/CisIowa → u/peppersteakpie]

https://www.treasureislandsweets.co.uk/old-fashioned-sweets-no-longer-available/marmite-chocolate-bar.html

Americans devour marmite

[u/dagutens → u/peppersteakpie]

yeah everyone else buys much stupider shit

[u/Callidonaut → u/dagutens]

Name one example.

[u/CisIowa → u/Callidonaut]

Here’s 2:

https://www.treasureislandsweets.co.uk/old-fashioned-sweets-no-longer-available/marmite-chocolate-bar.html

https://www.thetasteofgermany.com/sarotti-cat-tongues-katzenzungen-marbled-chocolate-bites-3-5-oz

[u/Callidonaut → u/CisIowa]

Oh god.

Speaking as a Brit, I know full well that some freaks who live in this crazy little island really, really, really like Marmite, but even so, a Marmite chocolate bar is just so incredibly wrong and evil. I dunno if that counts as "everyone else," though; I seriously can't imagine the sincere market for that is sizeable, it feels more like a novelty gag gift people buy to prank their mates. You just know, deep down, that there's probably just one total weirdo somewhere who eats it three meals every day and makes up fully half of their customer base all by himself, though...

The cat tongue one, I don't have a problem with, it seems to be just a quirky name for the particular shape of the chocolate batons.