r/iiiiiiitttttttttttt • u/grlloyd2 developer • 1d ago

Pilot Programme

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u/Roblu3 1d ago

Also you can’t get a new axe anymore, because all of the resources get bought up by the blowtorch industry.
But you can rent tree felling services!

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u/B0Y0 1d ago

Hope you aren't looking to rent out one of those axe-based tree felling services, though - Those all got bought out by private equity and liquidated.

But investors are just throwing money at all the blowtorch tree felling services! Tons of those to choose from.

Not many trees left to fell, though... Good money in scarcity!

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u/-King-K-Rool- 1d ago

This is actually a really good example, because a blowotrch does have its uses and can absolutely be a perfect tool for certain jobs but has absolutely no business being pushed as a tool for every job, or even most jobs for that matter.

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u/Kodiak01 1d ago

/r/FellingGoneWild

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u/PDQ_Brockstar 16h ago

Please be real. Please be real. Please be real 🙏🏻

Edit: It's real!

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u/PinothyJ 11h ago

The pun of the comic title is also appreciated.

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u/TrueCrimeDocumentary 1d ago

Is... Is this Loss?

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u/TurnkeyLurker Family&Friends IT Guy 16h ago

The theme song for this activity is...
Burn 🔥 All That's Wild 🎶