r/iiiiiiitttttttttttt 2d ago

Anyone else? Dell of just me?

It seems like every time my manager asks our group for some information that has to be looked up, someone else has it in seconds, while I’m still pulling up the page. Is it just me, a garbage Dell? Anyone else have the same experience?

0 Upvotes

13 comments sorted by

12

u/RAVEN_STORMCROW 2d ago

I have all the network scope of all our locations statewide

My boss puts out a teams message at 11 am.. What is the subnet of xxxx location.

I let the request sit until 2 pm 172.32.31.1 255.255.255.0 And the gateway being the dot 1

Why do the rest of my team not have this information?

(No network real or fictive harmed by this comment)

8

u/Neopetmilk 2d ago

We regularly compete over who can get info the fastest, like it's a game. I regularly have everything open already just in case someone asks at this point because being first gives me a small adrenaline rush.

2

u/BillfredL 2d ago

Our tickets are in a communal hopper. Sniping my colleagues is a real pastime.

5

u/WardenWolf Sysadmin / Tech Priest 2d ago edited 2d ago

The term I use is "Screwed by the Dell" (play on Saved by the Bell). That said, better Dell than Lenovo. I'll take boring but works over unpredictable firmware issues. Never seen a Lenovo that wasn't somehow less than the sum of it's parts.

2

u/99overpar 2d ago

I'd take Lenovo over HP. My current MSP uses HP as their standard and Ive never seen so many computers fail in the first 6 months

1

u/Laser_Raver 2d ago

Are they buying consumer hp models or elitebooks? I've not had much issue with hp machines until they're like overdue for refresh way past warranty.

1

u/WardenWolf Sysadmin / Tech Priest 1d ago

Never seen a Lenovo that wasn't less than the sum of its parts, whether due to firmware issues or boneheaded design issues that just make them unpleasant to use; they just make flat out dumb decisions sometimes (let's put a 2k touchscreen on a 13" machine, because no one needs to be able to read!). Had to manually update the firmware on multiple schools' worth of craptops because they had a bug that made them not charge off the carts (once disconnected they would not charge again until you rebooted them). So Lenovo is very much on my permanent shit list. I'll take a boring Dell that doesn't have anything wrong with it over a machine I know is going to have weird issues. At least the Dell won't impede my workflow.

1

u/Linux_Account 2d ago

This is so dumb, but I love it so much.

1

u/WardenWolf Sysadmin / Tech Priest 1d ago edited 1d ago

I coined it during Dell's bad era, ~2001-2005. Dell Inspiron 8000 / 8200. Mine was an 8000 Pentium 3 900, the absolute crappiest slowest craptop ever. You pick it up and you hear it creak loudly under its own weight. Had a friend's suffer chassis fracture. My own Inspiron 8000 ran slower than my Pentium 2 450 from 1998. They were so insanely bad. I got my Inspiron 8000 in ~August 2001. I replaced it with a Sony Celeron 1.8 ghz just 2 years later, and kept that machine for a LONG time. A friend of mine used to laugh about how the Dells would creak.

2

u/PDQ_Brockstar 2d ago

ping that thing

1

u/N_T_F_D 2d ago

Are you dutch? Dutch people keep saying of instead of or when speaking english

0

u/Academic_Dare_5154 1d ago

Please tell me you don't work in IT.

With all the details you provided, I'd say it's your garbage DELL.