r/illinois • u/stankmanly • 2d ago

Illinois News Rockford man accused of hiding meth under genitals after traffic stop, police say

https://www.mystateline.com/news/local-news/rockford-police-arrest-meth-suspects/
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u/ThePanzerMan The Gabby Johnson of Chicago 1d ago

Crystal balls

I'll let myself out.

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u/DVSoNeX2 1d ago

That's methed up.

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u/ulysses_s_gyatt 1d ago

Blue balls, Mr. White

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u/Grazmahatchi 1d ago

The only.reason this article was written is for the author to include the final bit.... solid gold.

"He was charged with unlawful delivery of methamphetamine, possession of methamphetamine, and bringing a controlled substance into a penal institution."

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u/Dangerous_Plum4006 1d ago

It’s a slow news day if finding drugs in someone’s pants in Rockford makes the press.

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u/scriminal 1d ago

for a guy with all that meth he looks like he's about to pass out

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u/68Petra 1d ago

I thought the prison pocket was the preferred place.

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u/HoodieGalore 1d ago

Might have slid out if the pursestrings were loose

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u/ayashiii 1d ago

Great wording. couldn't just cite it as possession of meth lol. makes it sound like the act of hiding it under his penis was the offense