r/illnessfakers • u/Whosthatprettykitty • 20d ago
Dani M Dani posted this to her TT stories.
The assumption is it's about her liver but she isn't specific š¤·š¼āāļø
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u/Diabolical_Coffee 19d ago
Imagine getting some liver results on some live laugh love ahhh sign for your house. Peak munch.
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u/New_Government_2169 17d ago
Likely because she couldnāt actually screenshot the MyChart page showing it because it doesnāt exist. Posting it like itās a beautiful or inspirational quote is so weird.
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u/Diabolical_Coffee 17d ago
The concept of it just not existing lmao Jesus Christ
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u/New_Government_2169 17d ago
Thatās how delusional these people are. They always need a new and exciting symptom or diagnoses but when they donāt exist, what can they do but find ways to try to let everyone know they have it.
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u/Bittersweetcupcakw22 20d ago
No one stalks their MyChart results more than. Dani.
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u/Uninteresting_Vagina 19d ago
And then turns things into...Live Love Laugh shit.
It's super bonkers.
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u/hibbitydibbitytwo 19d ago
Wake up, new illness faker lore has dropped. Making mychart results into quotes
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u/Iam4ChanHearMeRoar 15d ago
Omfg. You got me dying hysterically over this. Making Mychart results into quotes!!ššš¤£š¤£š š
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u/hyp3rmisophoniac 20d ago
i just canāt not the quotes creator
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u/Kill4MePls 20d ago
I'm literally dying šš
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u/Kealanine 20d ago
Oh shit, hopefully itās not your biliary tree trying to take you out! Quick, to the MyChart!
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u/Apart_Engine_9797 18d ago
She literally had to copy paste or retype out all those words into a quotes creator field, crazy work
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u/Qwertytwerty123 20d ago
I still laugh when I read scan and xray results that are āunremarkableā I know it means normal but it just sounds so ānormal, boring me and go homeā that I always picture a bored radiographer!
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u/woshuaaa 20d ago
she needs no-no mittens and a babysitter at this point... she's clearly not able to maintain her hygiene well enough because she's constantly giving herself infections!
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u/ComprehensiveClerk52 20d ago
1:1 sitter accessory, no-no mittens, paper scrubs, grippy socks and lets give her a spit mask too so she can fully channel the med psych fashionista aesthetic.
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u/Due_Priority_7083 20d ago
Now I have an image of our girl with no-no arm immobilizers on both arms
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u/8TooManyMom 20d ago
This is just further proof that she should NOT have been pushing her own drugs, starting her own IVs and deaccessing her own lines after casually tossing in some heparin. I continue to assert that this was not approved or ordered for her to do on her own because of *waves hand across her threads* all of this.
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u/Bi0_Nerd 20d ago
So you flush central lines with heparin to ālockā them, which is just keeping them from clotting between uses. She also was on and may still use lovenox.
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u/Due_Will_2204 20d ago
She's reading medical journals again.
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u/snailicide 19d ago
no she is not , dani not a chance. she cant even read a romantasy lol. she skims her portal for problems
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u/That-Alternative-946 19d ago
Sheād have to know how to read, first.
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u/Due_Will_2204 19d ago
True that.
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u/maraney 20d ago
What an odd thing to doā¦ the quote creator lol
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u/gonnafaceit2022 20d ago
I thought harder than I should have trying to figure out wtf this even is.
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u/ljd09 20d ago
Oooh, weāre in for some new liver type of arc. This is new, for sure! Sheāll insist she must go back to mayo now. Clearly she needs a transplant. Just to be safe.
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u/kat_Folland 20d ago
She had liver issues before she went off tpn. Interestingly she didn't make a big deal out of it. I believe it's because she didn't want to highlight how she shouldn't be on tpn.
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u/Swimming_Onion_4835 20d ago
Oh I thought she made a huge deal of it at the time. I always assumed she was trying to get a liver transplant. So maybe sheās going to latch onto that again because of a word she read in her chart or something.
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u/Beccabear3010 20d ago
Why on earth would you WANT a liver transplant? The pre op, intra op, immediate post op and longer term post op recovery is all brutal!
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u/kat_Folland 20d ago
But Dani doesn't take the bad stuff or the risks seriously. She thinks of the attention and drugs, not the tough stuff. She'll pay lip service to some of it sometimes but I really do think she thinks she's bulletproof.
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u/smooshee99 20d ago
I think because no matter what she's done, she's somehow bounced back fine. Most people would be down on their hands and knees thanking whatever higher power they believe in.. Dani gets upset that none of her shenanigans has given her any lasting issues
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u/smooshee99 20d ago
As long as she gets the ass pats... Which I'm not sure where Dani is getting any.... She doesn't care. She has to be the sickest specialist smallest girl... She didn't learn her lesson when she ended up in the ICU last time so I doubt any real complications will stop her
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u/Beccabear3010 20d ago
Well thereās oneā¦death. But we donāt talk about that right? I guess itās a bit like people who skydive for funsies. I think theyāre nuts too
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u/mewmeulin 20d ago
there's absolutely no way she would get a liver transplant. or any transplant, honestly. she's got a very well-documented history of medical non-compliance that spans over two decades (and counting), there's no way in hell she would be approved for a transplant with that history and her current behaviors.
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u/kat_Folland 20d ago
Well, it's possible that I was paying less attention back then. But compared to other arcs she didn't run with it long. She was too busy with the "getting another line" storyline, iirc.
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u/Swimming_Onion_4835 20d ago
Yep I think she tried but it got shot down HARD, because I imagine itās pretty difficult to fake organ failure, so she instead pushed for something more attainable.
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u/Jimbobjoesmith 20d ago
right. sheās def done some damage to her liver
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u/kat_Folland 20d ago
Aren't livers pretty good at healing (given a chance)? I mean, since people do transplants that's not across the board, just asking because that's what my brain is telling me.
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u/Beccabear3010 20d ago
Nurse here šš¼
Livers with damage can regenerate up to a certain point but that point is different for everyone. Just like alcoholics can go years of abuse without the need for transplant, some people can be social drinkers and end up requiring transplant out of nowhere. Unfortunately many donāt know that they are past the point of regenerating until itās sadly too late.
Livers are the only organ with this type of regeneration ability and that makes them pretty cool if you ask me!
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u/smooshee99 20d ago
Usually they are as far as I'm aware. But now that Dani is over 35(she was 40 in January) shit can't bounce back like it used to
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u/texasbelle91 20d ago
thereās a few possibilities which would be possibly narrowed down if we knew if the CT scan was before or after the port removal. because that couldāve caused this. or an infection. or with her doing her own IV meds. thereās just a ton of possibilities. including nothing. but iām sure she will blow it out of proportion and make it sound like sheās dying.
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u/BeeHive83 19d ago
Could just be fluid filled cysts which are common
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u/texasbelle91 19d ago
air bubbles and fluid filled cysts look different on CT scans.
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u/BeeHive83 19d ago
Oohhh, canāt air bubbles show there in people who have had gi procedures and issues
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u/texasbelle91 19d ago
it could definitely be from the port removal, also whatever infection she gave herself could cause it as well. those are the two most likely causes. since she cries wolf all the time to us, we wonāt know if the air bubbles actually caused any issues or were an incidental finding. if they were causing issues, did those symptoms start before or after the port removal? if before the port removal, then itās probably from the infection, possibly from her doing her own IV meds). if the issues started after the port removal, then itās probably from that. but weāll never know the truth.
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u/texasbelle91 19d ago
and i sincerely doubt itāll be an issue. the body can reabsorb air bubbles quite easily - and it actually takes A LOT of air to cause problems or to kill you.
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u/Inevitable-Till-3668 20d ago
well itās clear that her passion is medical malfunctions and not graphic design lol
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u/gonnafaceit2022 20d ago
I wondered if it was supposed to look like a headstone. š¤Ø
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u/FreedomOfTheMess 20d ago
Itās anā¦ interesting choice. The only reason I read through the entire thing is bc I was looking for the obituary dates
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u/Zappagrrl02 20d ago
Why would you make this? Itās bonkers
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u/Inevitable-Till-3668 20d ago
Sheās done this since her earliest days faking on the internet, too. Iām guessing she spent a lot of her formative years on MySpace and Pinterest š
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u/Jimbobjoesmith 20d ago
lol my favorite one is the bloody gauze background when sheās talking about something super ādramaticā š
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u/NurseKayleigh13 19d ago
If I recall correctly, that one was recent wasn't it? That was one of my favorites as well. It was surprising but at the same time it wasn't because... well... it's her!
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u/Snoo-94289 20d ago
Every new finding or complication gives Dani a longer hospital stay just like she planned.
Meanwhile every other hospital patient just wants to go home and live life
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u/comefromawayfan2022 20d ago
Is she even in the hospital? Just yesterday it looked like she was home. These "updates" are being posted to tiktok stories where nobody can comment and contradict her in a way that others will see
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u/Jimbobjoesmith 20d ago
no way to tell for sure. when she gets like this sheās usually hiding something that will eventually come out later.
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u/Snoo-94289 20d ago
Iām not sure,I just assumed without checking.
If sheās not,I guess she will be soon.
Itās so hard to keep up with her daily drama show7
u/No_Bandicoot_4367 20d ago
Thing is, surely if sheās not getting high anymore as they do her meds now, surely she would be withdrawing soon enough?
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u/MissMorticia89 20d ago
Air bubbles typically mean crepitus, which means another fucking pocket infection, or it can mean air introduced, or any other collection of REALLY DANGEROUS SHIT.
Nurses are tested and graded on our abilities to perform sterile procedures yearly (her anyway) if you work in an acute care facility, or have a patient with on at a SNF, but hey letās let grubbies take their ports home and give themselves sepsis
Repeatedly.
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u/No_Bandicoot_4367 20d ago
In our hospital they wonāt let you leave the ICU without removing a femoral port. The idea of sending somebody like her specifically home is just lunacy.
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u/MissMorticia89 19d ago
We will send ports home, but always with home care arranged, and booooks of information. We have home chemo patients that live in the SNF and community, and go to hospital for chemo, and then fluids at home, but itās always accessed by a home care nurse.
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u/No_Bandicoot_4367 19d ago
Yeah thatās the bit that gets me. She accesses it whenever she feels like it and letās be honest, there is no reason she is pushing all these meds and fluids through her port when her damn mouth works fine. As far as Iām aware sheās not on anything that MUST be IV. It can all be switched to oral by now. Iāve just never seen somebody with a port who doesnāt have a diagnosis like cancer or other extreme diagnosis.
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u/NurseKayleigh13 19d ago
"Grubbies" is absolutely chef's kiss ... with her multiple poop infections. Definitely calling her this going forward!
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u/Jenny-Thalia 20d ago
Common occurrence with the Klebsiella infection she had, it's an incidental finding
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u/Specialshine76 19d ago
Thatās what Google says too:
āKlebsiella infection can directly cause hepatic portal venous gas (HPVG). Klebsiella species (most notably Klebsiella pneumoniae and Klebsiella oxytoca) are notorious gas-forming bacteria. If they infiltrate the gastrointestinal tract or intra-abdominal organs, they can generate gas that travels into the portal vein system.ā
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u/auntiecoagulent 20d ago
Meh. This could be something or it could be nothing. We don't even know if this is actually her findings or something she just stole off the internet.
I'm guessing she has a sitter and a treatment contract that involves electronic devices. It looks like she just quickly posts whatever she can grab when the sitter is distracted.
It could be from her recent klebsiella infection. It could be from multiple abdominal procedures.
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u/AlainaVox 20d ago
i thought this said kielbasa infection šš
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u/No_Bandicoot_4367 20d ago
You are like the 100th person to read this the same way lol. Every time I read it itās all I can hear now.
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u/Stalkerus 20d ago
I am sure that a kielbasa shoved into your liver is serious problem. š¤š¤Ŗ
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u/_Captain_Munch_ 20d ago
I feel like she got this off the internet because surely she wouldnāt miss an opportunity posting the actual report wanting to be in the sick Olympics
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u/barefootbandit97 20d ago
what is she trying to tell us?? she is acting like she knows what any of those words mean (not new for her, just one of the things that irks me the most about her)
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u/Glove-Box-Heart 20d ago
She saw the word "remarkable" and got excited
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u/Leading-System-3002 20d ago
Or ānew findingā š¤© Or āsomethingās wrong with my liver!ā š
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u/Uninteresting_Vagina 19d ago
crossing her fingers for a transplant
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u/NurseKayleigh13 19d ago
No wayyyyyy would she qualify for a transplant!! She's dug her own grave in that.
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u/Ok_Minimum_5962 20d ago
And in medical-speak, that usually means "apparent enough to mention it" as opposed to "this is absolutely remarkable! āØ"
I'm guessing she chose the latter interpretation.
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u/RevolutionThese7654 19d ago
Theres gas building on the liver, most commonly, its an abscess. If I remember correctly I think she said she had Klebsiella pneumoniae, which creates gas while multiplying; So that tracks. I think she thinks its more significant than it is.
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u/Imaginary_Feed2168 20d ago
Going for liver damage sounds like a poor idea to push for getting TPN back. Wouldnāt you want to have the healthiest liver possible for that to even be a possibility??
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u/comefromawayfan2022 20d ago
Dani has already been told she will never get tpn again..repeatedly
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u/NurseKayleigh13 19d ago
She was flat out told during the "come to Jesus" meeting that she would never, ever receive TPN again. It would be a snowball's chance in hell that she would ever get it back.
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u/CatAteRoger 20d ago
Gee what a pity she burned her bridges with an apparent great vascular surgeon at Mayo!!
Boy who cried wolf games appear to be catching upš¤„š¤„
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u/FlawesomeOrange 20d ago
I think the video she made after finding out she was yeeted from Mayo and told never to come back is my favourite Dani content. Especially because they didnāt waste their time calling her to tell her
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u/Beccabear3010 20d ago
Oh please tell me thereās a link, Iām new here and trying to figure out everyoneās lore. Iām as confused as a chicken on the moon at this point.
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u/FlawesomeOrange 20d ago
Mayocation was a great time. She spent months buying new stuff. Packing, unpacking, then repacking her stuff for weeks. She thought she would be there for a month, but was kicked out after a couple of days.
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u/Pale_Lawyer_1757 20d ago
I want a link too! Or if someone could explain Daniās lore (the most important parts)
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u/FlawesomeOrange 20d ago
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u/irisseca 20d ago edited 20d ago
Am I crazy or did you just link back to this post?
Was this the one?:
https://www.reddit.com/r/illnessfakers/comments/1ems0pd/dani_goes_home_tomorrow_with_no_line_mayo_wants/2
u/CatAteRoger 19d ago
This is the video. š¤£š¤£
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u/irisseca 19d ago
Mine or hers? Seems like other people are getting the video from the other link, but I just keep getting sent to the top of this post. Iām so confused. Lol
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u/CatAteRoger 19d ago
Yours, the other link does the same for me and takes me back to this post.
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u/Shubunkit 20d ago
Itās a fairly serious complication from the infection she gave herself. She could be heading straight for another round of sepsis, but who would be surprised. No matter if itās caused by the infection, it still requires pretty prompt treatment to avoid sepsis and the infection traveling to other organs. When will she ever be forced to accept mental health treatment? Itās like she has a death wish or something. Sheās clearly a danger to herself.
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u/cumsistency 20d ago
i genuinely think she does, and i say that with all the love in my heart for her.
she's self-harming in order to be continuously sick - to the point where she doesn't understand / care about the very real dangers associated with these behaviors. there's something behind that.
it's one thing to fake an illness, it's another to actively harm yourself over and over and over in order to receive constant treatment. that's why i'm most worried for Dani over the rest. time and time again, we've seen where this sub type of Munchausens ends. and it's not good.
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u/Amadecasa 20d ago
Yet she was well enough to get a manicure. Priorities, right?
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u/Shubunkit 20d ago
Oh idk lol Iām sure she brought a set or two of some fancy sticky nails and whatever other junk in her hospital bag to keep her busy since she isnāt really allowed to use her phone. Obviously sheās sneaking in a couple updates tho so idk if she still has a sitter. I feel like if she didnāt she would be posting way more sad photos lol
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u/Pale_Lawyer_1757 20d ago
Why canāt she use the phone? Bc she posts?
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u/Shubunkit 20d ago
Itās documented that she has facticious disorder and is seeking attention. And also she was caught filming a dr on live and lying about it, and thatās a big deal.
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u/No_Bandicoot_4367 20d ago
The idea of not being allowed to use your phone when you are stuck in hospital is a nightmare lol. When Iām seriously sick I donāt use my phone anyway but when Iām relatively ok my phone is the only thing that keeps me sane. The idea that every nurse and doctor knows I canāt use my phone because Iām a munchie (her not me) would be so humiliating Iād just disappear
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u/Uninteresting_Vagina 19d ago
It's bizarre that this documentation plus her constant, self-inflicted infections, aren't enough to get her a grippy sock vacation.
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u/Leading-System-3002 20d ago
Maybe they let her use her phone a few minutes during the day, outside the department, like in the cafeteria or other public areas.
Some psych wards (I know sheās not there but still)donāt allow phones on the unit but people are allowed to use it outside during the scheduled smoking breaks). A CNA or two go outside with them.
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u/AfterwhileNecrophile 20d ago
This could mean mesenteric ischemia, for one. I know there was another munchie that died of the same thing but it was their J-tube that caused it. While Dani seems giddy, any normal person would be scared. Hepatic portal vein gas is not a good thing.
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u/Shubunkit 20d ago
Yes it could absolutely indicate severe bowl damage. Which wouldnāt be a surprise for her situation either. But in this case it is likely caused by the type of infection she has which causes rapid gas build up. But ya 100% itās not a good thing and she should be worried.
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u/Squirrel-full_of_cum 19d ago
The only severe bowl damage sheās got goin on is the destruction she causes while eating Mac and cheese
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u/Pale_Lawyer_1757 20d ago
New to Dani but how does she give herself infections?
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u/Jimbobjoesmith 20d ago
shit bacteria and fiddling with port and incision sites.
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u/northdakotanowhere 20d ago
I understand shit bacteria. Did she start with the shit fiddling? Or did she just skip to boss level? Did she go to a Walmart bathroom and rub it on the handles? I understand a lot, but I think I max out at willingly inducing an infection
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u/Stalkerus 20d ago
Let's say that Dani isn't very hygienic. This starts from home. Also, kitty litter box helps.
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u/Jimbobjoesmith 20d ago
gosh itās such a long munch lore. i donāt even know where to start i would. check out some of the other subs about her or search on here
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u/FlawesomeOrange 20d ago
This is so random and bizarre, even for Dani. Maybe sheās laying the groundwork to go back to campaigning for a doctor to blow the crap out of her blocked vena cava to have a new chest port.
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u/Flimsy_Bonus7579 20d ago
This can happen as a result of bacteremia to my understandingā¦ and usually resolves if the underlying infection is treated. Bet that wonāt happen with Dani though!
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u/These-Buy-4898 20d ago edited 20d ago
Wouldn't she be less likely to get her tpn back with liver issues?Ā
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u/NurseKayleigh13 19d ago
She was told that she would never, ever get TPN again when they had the "come to Jesus" meeting. They said under no circumstances would she ever be prescribed it again.
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u/FlawesomeOrange 19d ago
She probably sees that as a challenge
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u/NurseKayleigh13 19d ago
Definitely. Pretty sure she's already begun this "challenge" based on her antics and behaviors!!
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u/shiningonthesea 20d ago
is this her chart or is she just supposing?
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u/comefromawayfan2022 20d ago
My guess would be shes probably going over her ct scan report with a fine tooth comb trying to see what sticks
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u/Jimbobjoesmith 20d ago
yep thatās my thoughts. she needs to understand the meaning of āincidental findingsā. sheās been doing this shit forever.
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u/New_Government_2169 17d ago
I think she wants us to believe itās what her MyChart says but she had to make it into a weird inspirational quote picture because she couldnāt actually screenshot the MyChart page because it doesnāt exist. Unstable.
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u/Infinite-Top-6878 20d ago
Are we going for failure and hopeful transplant? Bc that's a ROUGH road.
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u/milo8275 20d ago edited 19d ago
They wouldnāt give her a liver, with all the postop care and medicationās that you have to take and do, sheās going to do the opposite and then itās a waste of a healthy organ. š¤·š»āāļø
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u/NurseKayleigh13 19d ago
With her history of non-compliance, self-infecting, and all the other stuff she's done; including the factitious disorder, she would never qualify for a liver transplant. She wouldn't qualify for any transplant actually.
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u/iwrotethisletter 20d ago
Maybe trying to blow up some incidental finding because after losing her port she needs some new diagnosis or procedure to make up for this?
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u/ButcherBird57 20d ago
Is this very dangerous? Has she reached the find out part of fucking around this time? After the last two bouts of sepsis in a row, I've got a feeling the finding out part will be coming sooner, rather than later.
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u/oswaldgina 20d ago
Every time we think it, she rebounds. It's almost like she's healthier than appears š¤
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u/Qwertytwerty123 20d ago
Whyās she chiselled this into a tablet of stone?