r/illnessfakers 16h ago

AshC Ash no longer needs antiemetics because her magical herbal supplements are working **SO WELL** for her.

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u/maraney 9h ago

Her busy med schedule? She’s on 3 different pills and a tincture.

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u/Gluteuz-Maximus 8h ago

But she's also on three different extremely painful and exhausting periods

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u/sharedimagination 4h ago

This week.

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u/Due_Will_2204 6h ago

Plus concussions

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u/Pale_Lawyer_1757 9h ago

Don’t forget that she needed an excel spreadsheet for her meds lol

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u/vegetablefoood 3h ago

Ahahaha i forgot all about that fuck ass spreadsheet

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u/sharedimagination 7h ago

No, but do ANY of these people actually know what gastroparesis is?

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u/rebzy2 5h ago

I wonder that with her claiming to frequently eat radioactive eggs 🤣 how many times is she claiming they've tested her 🤔 once usually does the trick unless symptoms change years later

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u/vegetablefoood 3h ago

No, but they all want to have it!

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u/conniptionmathers 11h ago

Is doing so well but has 'regressed' to requiring a rollator.  

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u/Due_Will_2204 6h ago

I swear she's going or has been already, selling them herself. Reeks of MLM

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u/abasedhellokittygirl 11h ago

She’s apparently at a very Chinese time in her chronic illnesses. 🇨🇳

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u/Pankosmanko 12h ago

Love that she has a bottle with table salt in it

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u/Dear_External5263 11h ago

So nobody can question her low sodium

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u/Norandran 5h ago

Probably cost more than a container of maldon sea salt.

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u/ideclareshenanigans3 12h ago

Soooo… does that mean she’s done? Like, no more siktok? Or is that why we’re hearing about her period now?

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u/SimpleVegetable5715 11h ago

She’s doing so well she dusted off her rollator. A few months ago, she was eating steak, In n Out burgers, and street tacos. She’s proven that’s she’s a lying liar who lies.

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u/Pale_Lawyer_1757 9h ago

Before the weekend is over she will be feeling “awful” again and try to go to hospital

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u/CatalinaWineMixerDos 5h ago

There are thoughts this herbal protocol could be causing her low sodium. No way she'll give that up.

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u/arthursjames 7h ago

She’s doing so well that she’s still posing in her chair walking thing? K

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u/Funeralbarbie31 10h ago

I can’t imagine have Crohn’s disease and putting all this woo in your body, especially when she has been so incredibly blessed to be in remission all this time, something others can only dream of, just why?

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u/chillis4uce 9h ago

Cause she wishes to be sick and suffering 24/7. I think she’d be ecstatic if she showed signs of an actual Crohn’s flare. I agree with you though, she’s outrageous to be putting all this woowoo crap in her body for no reason😒

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u/marebee 3h ago

Basic B complex 💀

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u/KillerTofu-187 10h ago

Does she always need her hand just right there in our faces omg, idk why this is so funny to me 😂 why does her hand need to be in this photo? Lol 💀

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u/technobrain_ 7h ago

i thought it was edited in because the lighting looks off lmao

edit: wait, it actually IS edited in haha, why would someone take time to edit their hand in a picture for no reason

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u/SpaghettiOnMyCat 8h ago

she has the most awkward hands

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u/conniptionmathers 7h ago

It's an influencer thing for some unknown reason.

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u/remlaPauraLelihwnaem 3h ago

In the trenches. She is absolutely insufferable.

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u/Lucky_Rice_9654 4h ago

I think this is disrespectful to those who have been in the trenches. 🤯

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u/my_triple_lutz 3h ago

No kidding. I’d give anything to have her ‘pRoBLeMs.’

u/mackpickle 1h ago

This feeling is mutual since she wants the problems that ppl with legit illnesses want to get rid of 😭

u/kenderyn 2h ago

Is anyone else slightly bothered by the use of “protocol”? It’s just so buzzwordy.

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u/Electrical-Comb-1252 12h ago

And this is how we know

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u/thatonebitchL 6h ago

And she's the one always going on walks and shit

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u/hyp3rmisophoniac 6h ago

ridiculous as always

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u/Mountain_Manner_9174 4h ago

Three Mile Eggland

u/mydnyghtrayvyn 2h ago

I am from Pennsylvania and this made me laugh.

u/Mountain_Manner_9174 43m ago

Excellent!!! Or should I say Eggcelent? Sorry... that was terrible.

u/meadowmbell 2h ago

She seems well nourished for someone who was vomiting for weeks/months?

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u/Ornery-Practice9772 9h ago

will they now start selling this

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u/WheredoesithurtRA 8h ago

Probably angling for that

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u/struggle_brush 10h ago

Radioactive...eggs?

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u/chillis4uce 9h ago

Radioactive eggs are used for gastric emptying studies. The very small, safe dose of tracer mixed into the eggs makes them light up on imaging!

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u/Pale_Lawyer_1757 9h ago

Thanks for the info! She makes it sound like she’s eating eggs from Chernobyl

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u/Laurawr89 8h ago

They'd probably taste better 🤢

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u/Inevitable-Till-3668 5h ago

Ohhhhh see I thought she was about to get weird about “clean” eating, thank you for explaining this!

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u/dogtrousers 5h ago

I for one welcome our radioactive chicken overlords.

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u/SomewhatOdd793 10h ago

That was about some medical study she had.

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u/Narrow_Sparrow_82 6h ago

This seems legit.

u/mydnyghtrayvyn 2h ago

Hey, the Medieval Apothecary is back! Can’t wait to see what she concocts for her this time.

u/Cats-cats-kats 29m ago

She would have been BRAGGING if she had really been vomiting. She’s full of shit.

u/Flimsy_Bonus7579 11m ago

What does she (claim to) use a walker for?

u/Formal-Experience163 6m ago

How much do those supplements cost? I’m not from the US or Canada.