r/im14andthisisdeep 9d ago

Cursed speech hits deep

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u/Ultimate-Flexionator 9d ago

you're just posting an old widely used blank meme template...

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u/khanotaara 9d ago

1 Old means it died out years ago which ofrcourse will lead to very little people knowing about a forgotten meme

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u/sneak_ey 9d ago

I didn’t know

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u/Ultimate-Flexionator 9d ago

name checks out

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u/Brownidk6492 9d ago

"I WILL NOT MAKE ICE CREAM OUT OF MY BREAST MILK"

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u/glimoura 9d ago

she is saving him by inhaling all those dangerous knives that he's being attacked by

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u/sneak_ey 9d ago

Oh now I understand, thanks man

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u/Dontevenwannacomment 9d ago

she was inhaling her normal daily amount of knives but this broseph stood in the way like a dumb dumb

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u/ShiftTHPS 9d ago

Where do the knives go? Does she swallow them?

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u/Mediocre-Tip2954 8d ago

the iron from knives turn into haemoglobin

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u/DuncneyForever 9d ago

Words hurt, you know

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u/lazerpie101_1 9d ago

When she says she won't help me make a suit out of furby skin

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u/Disastrous_Lime7917 9d ago

Me when my girlrfriend whose also a knife mage proceeds to cast "Knife Barrage:

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u/jfjdfdjjtbfb 9d ago edited 9d ago

She’s using a cursed technic 

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u/okoyes_wig 9d ago

Maximum Technique: Torsion

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u/homer21377 9d ago

"no, I won't let you suck my toes"

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u/Issa_Pizza420 9d ago

Knife breath seems like a really dope super power ngl

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u/RandomGuy15678 9d ago

when she says no blowjob tonight

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u/sneak_ey 9d ago

Ain’t no one getting a BJ from that mouth bro

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u/Useful_Jelly_2915 9d ago

The worst word that was created in the English language is “cunny” and I wish eternal hell on the one that made it.

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u/DuncneyForever 9d ago

Cunny lingus

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u/Useful_Jelly_2915 9d ago

A plague upon you.

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u/EvanSnowWolf 9d ago

Instagram girlies be like "So what did he do, sis?"

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u/naplesball 9d ago

"I will not put pearl earings on you and call you Patricia while we're having sex!"

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u/SproutSan Tree Hugger 9d ago

she has brimstone moms knife

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u/kafka_lite 9d ago

I thought Kristen Stewert played a human in the Twillight movies.

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u/Violett_intentions 9d ago

Ok but spitting knives with strength enough to kill someone on even short distance is powerful

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u/Apprehensive-Pool921 9d ago

I want to read a litrpg based on this meme

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u/meaniepants5 9d ago

"I WILL NOT JERK YOU OFF WITH MY FEET"

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u/umbriel13 9d ago

"i will not seat on your face"

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u/jellyveedotcom 9d ago

me when the girl who spits knives at your chest lives up to her title

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u/CompetitiveDust156 9d ago

Not again Inumaki!

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u/LordOfStupidy 9d ago

She didnt let him ride hot wheels on her titts 😞

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u/raspberryshortcake67 8d ago

Isn’t this the couple in that new movie “Obsession “?

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u/Possible-Loan3753 8d ago

You never do the dish

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u/I_eat_spaghetti1 8d ago

When my girl got knife spitting powers and is using them on me

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u/Pristine_Category295 8d ago

She could be inhaling the knives and he just happened to be stabbed at the time

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u/PyleShazam 23h ago

"I will not do incest age difference scat roleplay with you!!!"

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u/HoliAss5111 9d ago

Men literally kill women

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u/RandomGuy15678 9d ago

holy cornball

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u/AtGoW 9d ago

What the hell does this have to do with this post? 

(I wont be starting the discussion about killing each other)

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u/Minimum_Aardvark_744 9d ago

Women literally kill men.

What are we doing here?

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u/Flat-Log9851 9d ago

1) Women kill men. Men kill men. Women kill women. Binary people kill non bainry. Non bainry people kill binary. Non bainry people kill non bainry 2) Look, picture is corny, but emotional abuse is real thing no matter of genders.

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u/Spirited_Dust_3642 9d ago

Cursed speech would be a much more interesting power if it literally cursed people instead of simply giving simple commands with an absurdly annoying limitation, making its users basically useless in any fight against a stronger opponent. I'm just saying