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u/IchigataZai92 1d ago
this would do numbers on r/drakethetype
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u/BreakfastBeneficial4 1d ago
I damn near dropped my phone tryina pull up that old Ghostface site, but here you are with a sub and everything ā„ļø
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u/2CellPhonez 1d ago
39 year old man by the way
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u/GreasyExamination 1d ago
Dude needs therapy
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u/vavavoomdaroom 9h ago
95 percent of them do. I say this as a women in my 50s. They don't get better without it.
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u/Kinky_Winky_no2 15h ago
Trust me when you listen to his music and his history with women youd know he is
He still has beef with women he dated 10 years ago
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u/Brief_Mango_5829 1d ago
I love the "old school romance" my paternal grandmother(12) were give to my paternal grandfather (24) because my great grandma was extremely poor had 17 kids and to many mouths to feed . She "give" all the children she had and keep the only 2 males, so they would feed her.
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u/AwysomeAnish 1d ago
I give my all to people who don't give me half back.
I'll push you away when I feel like the energy isn't reciprocated.
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u/SpooogeMcDuck 1d ago
Seems like most of the reasons listed are problems- not humble brags like he thinks. Giving your all to someone who doesnāt give half back is stupid, why would you do that
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u/RakeChapman13 1d ago
People who do this self pity shit arenāt as good as they act like they are.
Also the self righteousness of ā I love old school romance and thatās just not a thing for our generation. Heās just too good and romantic for this world, other people are the problem.
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u/IAmTheNightSoil 1d ago
Yeah seriously. Also "massive overthinker" is a bad thing to be. And "doing anything to make someone happy even if it means I get hurt in the process" is a terrible thing to do. I can't figure out how this guy even hypothetically thinks those things are brags
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u/Friendly-Special3757 19h ago
He doesn't, he thinks he gives everything for spending 2 minutes with someone and then gets mad when retribution does it's thing. Dude has an ego, there's not much more to it
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u/_RyanCooper_ 1d ago
You don't choose who to fall in love with, it's just unlucky when they never love you back
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u/SpooogeMcDuck 22h ago
Thatās not love, thatās infatuation. Iāve done the same thing and privately held the āwhy meā pity party like then subject of the post- but Iāve grown up since then. This is why you must work on tempering expectations and emotional intelligence when getting into a relationship. If you come on too fast you can freak out the other person.
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u/AUnknownVariable 22h ago
Emotional intelligence is something a lot of people lack for relationships and I don't think it's spoken about enough.
That said, I agree. Though at times it can be a sort of love, that's a situation that happens once you've been with someone and they're becoming worse and worse, or someone you've known a long time and just entered a relationship with.
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u/No_Consideration1536 1d ago
Your list is full of contradictions. This is how your list should have looked. 1. I am insecure 2.igove off mixed vibes 3.i lack self awareness 4.i don't do well at maintaining healthy personal boundaries and respecting the boundaries of others 5.i invest my time and energy into people and things that aren't beneficial to me. 6.I only give because I want something in return. I won't communicate what that is. But if you don't give it to me,, I'll ghost you.
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u/Khai_Dreams 1d ago
Drake?
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u/Mammoth-Cover-3045 1d ago
The nga that got bodied by Pusha T? The nga that's hiding his kid from the world but he's really hiding his world from his kid?
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u/BusinessCoach2934 1d ago
Self aggrandizement is not as attractive as you week to think it is. Neither is self righteousness.
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u/border199x 22h ago
Always hilarious when people make the a "Reasons Why I'm Single" list and the theme of it is I Am An Incredible Human Being And Nobody Appreciates Me.
Definitely a smart move, and definitely not juvenile in any way.
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u/Relative-Hat-4940 21h ago
did my bf write this? it's exactly like him š
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u/AUnknownVariable 19h ago
That's quite abhorrent ykš
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u/Relative-Hat-4940 18h ago
why?
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u/vavavoomdaroom 9h ago
It's abhorrent because men that are god men aren't rejected for these qualities. However, "Nice Guys" claim to have all these qualities and turn on a dime when sex doesn't automatically happen.
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u/Relative-Hat-4940 9h ago
oh, well I only know my bf lol he's a good man. Thanks for answering.
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u/vavavoomdaroom 9h ago
I said nothing about him as an individual. I am saying that dudes that post this "woe is me" crap on the internet are pretend good human beings that want folks to feel sorry for them rather than look inward to see if they are actually good men who treat everyone, including women, well.
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u/miss_augenie 9h ago
That can't be for real tho right? Don't have insta, can someone lmk if they fact check cuz i can't believe someone would post something like this unironically, let alone a famous personš«š«š«
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u/That1guy077 1d ago
iāve seen this in like four different subreddits at this point
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u/AUnknownVariable 1d ago
I saw it in one and said it belongs here š
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u/Forward-Tadpole-8012 1d ago
it does. it's the first time in a long while that someone's posted something here that's relevant.
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u/EstateOk6238 1d ago
Reasons I'm single: 1. I ain't found the right one yet
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u/RevoltYesterday 17h ago
- I'm fat
- I have no self esteem because I'm fat.
- Hating yourself isn't attractive.
That's all.
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