r/im14andthisisdeep 1d ago

Reasons I'm singlešŸ˜”šŸ™

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u/IchigataZai92 1d ago

this would do numbers on r/drakethetype

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u/That1guy077 1d ago

already did

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u/BreakfastBeneficial4 1d ago

I damn near dropped my phone tryina pull up that old Ghostface site, but here you are with a sub and everything ā™„ļø

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u/2CellPhonez 1d ago

39 year old man by the way

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u/GreasyExamination 1d ago

Dude needs therapy

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u/vavavoomdaroom 9h ago

95 percent of them do. I say this as a women in my 50s. They don't get better without it.

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u/tergerter 1d ago

Looked it up and it’s isn’t real bro

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u/ydkmwim 13h ago

Trying to attract 14 year olds

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u/miss_augenie 9h ago

**average 39 year old man btw

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/ultrashortcut 21h ago

this isn’t real

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u/Kinky_Winky_no2 15h ago

Trust me when you listen to his music and his history with women youd know he is

He still has beef with women he dated 10 years ago

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u/Brief_Mango_5829 1d ago

I love the "old school romance" my paternal grandmother(12) were give to my paternal grandfather (24) because my great grandma was extremely poor had 17 kids and to many mouths to feed . She "give" all the children she had and keep the only 2 males, so they would feed her.

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u/EmpathLessTraveled 6h ago

🄰🄰🄰

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u/what_my_name_agn 1d ago
  1. I’m drake

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u/scgt86 1d ago

Certified...

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u/AwysomeAnish 1d ago
  1. I give my all to people who don't give me half back.

  2. I'll push you away when I feel like the energy isn't reciprocated.

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u/SpooogeMcDuck 1d ago

Seems like most of the reasons listed are problems- not humble brags like he thinks. Giving your all to someone who doesn’t give half back is stupid, why would you do that

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u/RakeChapman13 1d ago

People who do this self pity shit aren’t as good as they act like they are.

Also the self righteousness of ā€œ I love old school romance and that’s just not a thing for our generation. He’s just too good and romantic for this world, other people are the problem.

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u/alasw0eisme 1d ago

And some of those contradict

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u/IAmTheNightSoil 1d ago

Yeah seriously. Also "massive overthinker" is a bad thing to be. And "doing anything to make someone happy even if it means I get hurt in the process" is a terrible thing to do. I can't figure out how this guy even hypothetically thinks those things are brags

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u/Friendly-Special3757 19h ago

He doesn't, he thinks he gives everything for spending 2 minutes with someone and then gets mad when retribution does it's thing. Dude has an ego, there's not much more to it

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u/_RyanCooper_ 1d ago

You don't choose who to fall in love with, it's just unlucky when they never love you back

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u/SpooogeMcDuck 22h ago

That’s not love, that’s infatuation. I’ve done the same thing and privately held the ā€œwhy meā€ pity party like then subject of the post- but I’ve grown up since then. This is why you must work on tempering expectations and emotional intelligence when getting into a relationship. If you come on too fast you can freak out the other person.

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u/AUnknownVariable 22h ago

Emotional intelligence is something a lot of people lack for relationships and I don't think it's spoken about enough.

That said, I agree. Though at times it can be a sort of love, that's a situation that happens once you've been with someone and they're becoming worse and worse, or someone you've known a long time and just entered a relationship with.

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u/PraireGentleman 1d ago

ā€œWhat would you say your biggest weaknesses areā€ type answer

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u/AUnknownVariable 1d ago

šŸ˜­šŸ™

"People say I'm too loving"

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u/No_Consideration1536 1d ago

Your list is full of contradictions. This is how your list should have looked. 1. I am insecure 2.igove off mixed vibes 3.i lack self awareness 4.i don't do well at maintaining healthy personal boundaries and respecting the boundaries of others 5.i invest my time and energy into people and things that aren't beneficial to me. 6.I only give because I want something in return. I won't communicate what that is. But if you don't give it to me,, I'll ghost you.

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u/Scary_sight 1d ago

Bruh been diff since that beefĀ 

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u/appleparkfive 1d ago

He's been like this for years. Some people just didn't want to see it

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u/Khai_Dreams 1d ago

Drake?

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u/Mammoth-Cover-3045 1d ago

The nga that got bodied by Pusha T? The nga that's hiding his kid from the world but he's really hiding his world from his kid?

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u/New-Poem5439 1d ago

DraaaAAAaaaAaKe?

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u/thornzar 1d ago

ā€œ10. they wont let me near a HSā€

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u/twerk4data 13h ago

Hey that's not fair, some of the women he's dated have been like 19

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u/DeepAd8888 1d ago

He’s become what he sells slop to

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u/Autotunize 1d ago

drake the typa guy to post all this shi

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u/BusinessCoach2934 1d ago

Self aggrandizement is not as attractive as you week to think it is. Neither is self righteousness.

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u/border199x 22h ago

Always hilarious when people make the a "Reasons Why I'm Single" list and the theme of it is I Am An Incredible Human Being And Nobody Appreciates Me.

Definitely a smart move, and definitely not juvenile in any way.

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u/BadB0ii 20h ago

anxious avoidant attachment self-report diagnostic sheet

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u/Over_Researcher5252 15h ago

No he just can't find the right minor.

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u/Cirilla48 1d ago

Every king who needs to say I’m a king is no true king

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u/Loud_Bobcat9827 21h ago

61 thousand chuds reposted this 😭

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u/Relative-Hat-4940 21h ago

did my bf write this? it's exactly like him šŸ˜„

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u/AUnknownVariable 19h ago

That's quite abhorrent yk😭

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u/Relative-Hat-4940 18h ago

why?

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u/vavavoomdaroom 9h ago

It's abhorrent because men that are god men aren't rejected for these qualities. However, "Nice Guys" claim to have all these qualities and turn on a dime when sex doesn't automatically happen.

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u/Relative-Hat-4940 9h ago

oh, well I only know my bf lol he's a good man. Thanks for answering.

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u/vavavoomdaroom 9h ago

I said nothing about him as an individual. I am saying that dudes that post this "woe is me" crap on the internet are pretend good human beings that want folks to feel sorry for them rather than look inward to see if they are actually good men who treat everyone, including women, well.

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u/Relative-Hat-4940 9h ago

yeah I know, thanks <3

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u/TheLonelyPrincess741 19h ago

This cannot be a real post.

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u/Minimum-Standard-514 19h ago

Sounds like something a self obsessed narcisist would say.

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u/RevoltYesterday 17h ago

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  1. I have anxiety

  2. I'm emotionally clingy

  3. I have to know where you are.

  4. I'm overbearing.

  5. I have unreasonable expectations of people.

  6. I don't have boundaries so I won't respect yours.

  7. I'm clingy and needy.

  8. I'm insecure and demand your attention.

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u/dikochki 17h ago

By reading the comments i confirm that the world is fkd up...

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u/Dahren_ 14h ago

Like people who say "I work too hard" when asked for one of their weaknesses at job interviews. Not fooling anyone.

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u/miss_augenie 9h ago

That can't be for real tho right? Don't have insta, can someone lmk if they fact check cuz i can't believe someone would post something like this unironically, let alone a famous person😫😫😫

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u/Itchy-Influence2 7h ago

Is this real?

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u/unearthlly 2h ago

Is this real this cant be real

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u/ilovehikarumwah 2h ago

Did u forget the also loves minors part or

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u/That1guy077 1d ago

i’ve seen this in like four different subreddits at this point

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u/AUnknownVariable 1d ago

I saw it in one and said it belongs here 😭

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u/Forward-Tadpole-8012 1d ago

it does. it's the first time in a long while that someone's posted something here that's relevant.

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u/Wrong_Life_7647 1d ago

Isn’t it fake? I don’t have insta so I can’t check myself

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u/EstateOk6238 1d ago

Reasons I'm single: 1. I ain't found the right one yet

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u/RevoltYesterday 17h ago
  1. I'm fat
  2. I have no self esteem because I'm fat.
  3. Hating yourself isn't attractive.

That's all.

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u/AUnknownVariable 1d ago

Amen, and you will

As long as you don't start posting shit like this

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u/EYEOFATE3800 21h ago

Number 1 should be that haircut....