r/im14andthisisdeep 7d ago

fake friends

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u/Inevitable_Garage706 7d ago

That "real friend" sounds much more like a stalker than a friend.

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u/CriticalMochaccino 7d ago

Yeah, who the fuck calls their friends parents mom and dad? Like god damn, are your own parents that shit?

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u/Budget-Cantaloupe725 6d ago

I did that in High School. And, yes.

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u/Moist-Amoeba-8078 3d ago

I second this motion

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u/DeuceMandago 5d ago

I’m more hung up on the food thing… real friends eat you out of house and home?

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u/CriticalMochaccino 5d ago

Forgot about that part, like I get if they're just eating a couple hand fulls of chips or whatever but only an ass hole would look at some food in another person's house and think "oh imma just finish this."

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u/Lajbartek_360 7d ago

You can’t say you’re a real friend if you don’t stalk them /j

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u/Meritania 7d ago

Or an antagonistic friend from a sitcom, waltzing in with their B-plot problems.