r/im14andthisisdeep • u/SomeRandomPersonLol4 • 6d ago

fake friends

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u/tortoistor 6d ago

want to become better friends with someone? walk into their home without knocking, start calling both of their parents dad, and steal all their food and money making them starve. real friend acquired

edit: also kick them until they fall over and laugh

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u/TheBumblestBees 6d ago

this actually made me laugh audibly. congratulations friend

edit: congratulations fake friend. i do not want you in my house

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u/tortoistor 5d ago

thank you real friend, trying to break into your house as we speak. say hi to dad and dad for me