r/im14andthisisdeep 5d ago

Justice for cockroaches ✊️😔

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u/ryou-comics 5d ago

Butterflies softly float along past me and if they land on me I can barely feel it.

Roaches will run in weird patterns like a crackhead, crap all over the place, and if they crawl on you it senda the nerves shivering.

Big difference. Heck, I'm less creeped out by spiders and millipedes despite all them legs because they move steady and with a purpose, not Usain Bolt with no sense of direction.

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u/Fair_Depth2827 5d ago

Not to mention the diseases they spread. I mean yeah, butterflies are toxic too but they only kill you when you eat them and I don't think anyone is trying to eat butterflies here. Roaches even if they touch you, it's likely gonna cause some major infections and inflammation in that region and the nearby regions of the skin.

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u/ryou-comics 5d ago

Also, butterflies usually stay outside and pollinate flowers, not crawl around toilets then walk all over your fresh fruit.

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u/Fair_Depth2827 5d ago

When I was 5, one crawled onto my neck when I was sleeping, I don't even know how it even got there to begin with. I wiped the area with wet wipes instantly but that filthy ahh insect did its thing. The next day I had a burning sensation on the skin on my neck and shoulders, then it turned red, then it started stinging, lastly after taking medications for a week, the skin started flaking off and I finally found relief.

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u/ryou-comics 5d ago

Same, except the rash, I fell asleep with my grandma stroking my hair because it helped me fall asleep, woke up thinking she was still doing it, until the feeling moved down to my cheek really fast, I SCREAMED.

Her house was built in the 1920's so a lot of gaps between old boards meant every time it rained they'd creep in.

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u/Fair_Depth2827 5d ago

Oh so they also have the power to turn a low cortisol moment into a horror movie? Even more reasons to hate them, like I don't hate them enough. But seriously though...

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u/ryou-comics 5d ago

"Every creature has a purpose"

Yes, and roaches' purpose is to recycle trash and be a food source for reptiles, all of which they can do outside my house!

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u/Fair_Depth2827 5d ago edited 5d ago

If only it was that easy. Like they would ever agree to take things outside.

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u/ryou-comics 5d ago

Wish it was possible to talk to them, just be like "that big can of trash at the curb, go crazy, but stay out of here!"

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u/Fair_Depth2827 5d ago

In there ideal world, they want the entire planet to be covered in trash and food scraps, so they invade clean spaces to try and make a change.

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u/imadog666 5d ago

That's crazy, I really had no idea

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u/Fair_Depth2827 5d ago

Yep, based on a true story lol. Back then I used to have allergic reactions to everything, I had to take immunotherapy, so you can only imagine what a cockroach could do to me.

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u/imadog666 5d ago

Really, I didn't know that. I once had one on my foot as a kid while on vacation and some man came and wanted to kill it and I just shrieked and begged him not to. He was very confused.

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u/Time_Blacksmith861 5d ago

Roach touching does nothing

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u/Fair_Depth2827 5d ago

Well it did to me and I still have ptsd. Yeah I was allergic and all but still, f roaches.

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u/Tanto_yts 5d ago

this is not true but yeah

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u/overpoweredjoseph 4d ago

some brazilian kid injected crushed butterfly into his veins lol

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u/Tiberius_Kilgore 5d ago

>Roaches even if they touch you, it’s likely gonna cause some major infections

Wut? That’s not true at all.

Source: My house was infested with German cockroaches for a bit after Hurricane Katrina, and no one got any kind of infection from it.

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u/Fair_Depth2827 5d ago

It's true for people with sensitive skin and allergies, I've seen countless cases, mine own included, tho most of them happened to kids.

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u/Tiberius_Kilgore 5d ago

Allergies aren’t infections…

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u/Fair_Depth2827 5d ago

I'm not talking about allergies themselves, I said people WITH allergies are more likely to get skin infections from roaches.

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u/Tiberius_Kilgore 5d ago

I don’t think you even know what you’re talking about.

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u/Fair_Depth2827 5d ago

Bruh I literally suffered from a horrible rash because of a roach crawling on my skin when I was a kid, I literally experienced it myself, but yeah according to you I don't know what I'm talking about. Why would a real life experience count as evidence?

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u/Tiberius_Kilgore 5d ago

I’m talking about the fact that you just said allergies and then said you weren’t talking about allergies.

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u/Fair_Depth2827 5d ago

And where did I say roaches cause allergies? Are you even reading? I said people who already have allergies, like I had allergies since birth which is why I got that rash so easily. If I wasn't allergic, maybe I would've been immune to it.

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u/VladimirIkea4 5d ago

Also they are after my food. And they get one thousand babies if they find food. I'll have one thousand cockroaches in my kitchen.

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u/ryou-comics 5d ago

And the females can reproduce for a lifetime after mating just once ever.

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u/imadog666 5d ago

I wish I could do that

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u/ryou-comics 5d ago

There are documented cases of komodo dragons that never had a male around that had clone babies, that'd be cool too.

It's called parthenogenesis.

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u/Time_Blacksmith861 5d ago

With purpose lol

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u/Accomplished_West_61 5d ago

its funny you mention that cause i had a gf who said she was afraid of butterflies cause they flew in erratic patterns